Zombie Proof

[Ron]

Isn't it obvious, they are just supressing the evidence until after the Nov. election!

CDC to America: There Is No Zombie Apocalypse
After a week of bizarre crimes, the Centers for Disease Control would like to reassure Americans that a zombi-virus outbreak is exceedingly unlikely.


Read more: newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/cdc-to-america-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1x1OaAWoR

[Chicago Jake]

....exceedingly unlikely....

So they're saying there's a chance?

[Merlot Joe]

It's possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally I still think it's Vampires

[Irish Stu]

Stuff the zombies and vampires... we've got the fake alien invasion at the Olympics to survive first :

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/dec/05/olympic-games-2012-alien-conspiracy-theory

[Ardbeg... innit]

Simon.. all of that and the release of MiB III at almost the same time?? How can this NOT be the real deal... chances are the aliens will land, demand to march in the Opening Ceremony, wipe up the medal count then take off before the Closing Ceremonies... the ungrateful BASTARDS

[Irish Stu]

This may seem funny I know but this shit, faux invasion or not, is set to go off about 45 minutes from where I live.

[Ardbeg... innit]

You could always move in closer for a better view.

[Irish Stu]

No need. I'm assuming it's going to be a giant flying saucer like the ones in 'V' and 'Independence Day' so I should be able to see it from my bedroom window.