The Best Head He Ever Had

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Beheading suspect ate victim's flesh

TORONTO (AP) — A police officer at the scene of a grisly beheading on a Canadian bus reported seeing the attacker hacking off pieces of the victim's body and eating them, according to a police tape leaked on the Internet Saturday.

In the tape of radio transmissions, a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer refers to the attacker as "Badger" and says he is armed with a knife and scissors and is "defiling the body at the front of the bus as we speak."

On the tape, which lasts about 80 seconds, officers continue to detail the attacker's movements until one reports, "Badger's at the back of the bus, hacking off pieces and eating it."

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Vince Weiguang Li, 40, faces second-degree murder charges for the murder of a 22-year-old man, who friends and family identified as Tim McLean. Police have not confirmed the victim's identity.

Passengers said they had just reboarded the bus following a break when the suspect — for no apparent reason — stabbed the man sitting next to him dozens of times as passengers fled in horror. He then severed the man's head, displayed it and began hacking at the body.

New Greyhound slogan: "Where you beheading?"

[Tex]

A little snack for the road.

[Chicago Jake]

....friends and family identified as Tim McLean.

That's what he gets for having a name that sounds like a tasty, low-fat meal.

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Now on the menu at McDonald's.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Without his head, he will forever more be known as Tinier Tim

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I guess we now have the definitive answer for the eternal question, "Should I take the plane or the bus?"

[Ardbeg... innit]

Can we say that the person who retrieved Tim's missing appendage got head on the bus?

[Chicago Jake]

He should have quit when he was a head.

[Tex]

It was a no brainer.

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For dessert, he's having ladyfingers.

[Merlot Joe]

May 22, 2012 15:49:47 GMT -6 ♥ COVID-19♥ said:

Now on the menu at McDonald's.

$1.00 meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Right there next to the Mad Cow McNuggets.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Cannibalism, its not just for the back of the bus anymore. Frankly, Im not going to worry about his trend, I have a lot on my plate already. Of course, this particular incident begs the question of what might happen the day the Jerk Chicken arrives too late at the nude grill.

... or maybe its the start of the zombie apocalypse

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim


It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Bone appetite

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These two cannibals should compete in a head-to-head face-off.

[Merlot Joe]

Vampires do exist. Maybe they are coming out of the closet or should I say coffin.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I now truly regret not spending more time in the last decade playing zombie killing video games. I feel truly unprepared.

[Merlot Joe]

I just listened to the audio version of "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter". I feel somewhat prepared.