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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 7:55:55 GMT -6
Now THIS is how you do marketing :
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 8:09:15 GMT -6
and not a waffle in sight.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 8:11:56 GMT -6
I'm surprised Belgium's most famous export Jean-Claude Van Damme wasn't involved in the fight scene.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 8:16:04 GMT -6
The bald guy with the yellow shirt and blue pants driving the van wasnt him?? .. or maybe the guy on the gurney?
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 8:26:01 GMT -6
Do they show the Jean-Claude Van Damme Coors commercials in the US? It's scary how far he has fallen!!
"My nipples were so cold they started talking to me..."
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 8:41:04 GMT -6
Cant say that I have seen that
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 8:47:18 GMT -6
I bet you're glad you have now...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 9:00:11 GMT -6
No.. .I really cant say that Ive seen it... it says that its unavailable.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 9:05:28 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 9:14:27 GMT -6
If we had ever seen that my wife would be asking for Coor's Light.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 9:16:44 GMT -6
A Van Damme fan is she?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 13, 2012 9:23:38 GMT -6
Yeah... Im sure she doesnt need to see those leopard skin underwear, or whatever he was talking about.
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Post by Tex on Apr 13, 2012 9:31:51 GMT -6
Cool ad.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 13, 2012 10:08:47 GMT -6
Miserable fat Belgian bastards!!
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 13, 2012 10:16:24 GMT -6
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Post by Merlot Joe on Apr 13, 2012 10:46:51 GMT -6
He still can't act.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 13, 2012 10:57:24 GMT -6
He doesn't have to.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 13, 2012 21:52:12 GMT -6
In this country, they sell Coors Light by telling you that if the Rocky Mountains on the label turn blue, then the beer is sufficiently cold enough to drink. They might sell more beer if they told you that when Jean Claude's balls turn blue, then the beer is cold enough to drink. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 13, 2012 23:46:48 GMT -6
Or when his nipples start talking to him......
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 14, 2012 4:52:09 GMT -6
I wonder if each of his nipples says something different.. does he have a "good" nipple and "bad" nipple? or are they pretty much in sync with what they say to him?
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 14, 2012 5:30:55 GMT -6
In this country, they sell Coors Light by telling you that if the Rocky Mountains on the label turn blue, then the beer is sufficiently cold enough to drink They do the same here. |
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 14, 2012 5:31:27 GMT -6
I wonder if each of his nipples says something different.. does he have a "good" nipple and "bad" nipple? or are they pretty much in sync with what they say to him? I would imagine that in the circumstances his nipples would speak as one. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 15, 2012 5:20:48 GMT -6
I would be willing to bet that the nipples dont dare to disagree with him. You know what he is like if he hears something he doesnt want to hear...Van Damme nipple abuse.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 15, 2012 8:20:52 GMT -6
I think it's time to retire his nickname of The Muscles From Brussels. In his next Coors commercial, he should be engaged in a beer chugging contest. Then we could call him The Belchin' Belgian.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 15, 2012 9:10:57 GMT -6
With Bond drinking beers now, I cant wait for him to belch out "Bond James Bond" while he's bellied up to a bar wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 15, 2012 9:17:13 GMT -6
In the next Bond movie, I want to see him wear one of these with beer cans in it ... I really think that this can be weaponized pretty easily. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 15, 2012 9:39:54 GMT -6
Given a heads up, I am sure Q is on it already. And if he cant, I am sure that he can simply duct tape a zippo lighter to Bond's ass to flare off those beer farts.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 15, 2012 16:23:05 GMT -6
We've already developed one here in the UK pre-loaded with my favourite beer :  |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 15, 2012 16:25:00 GMT -6
I would've guessed you were a Newcastle man.
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