Things not to do while wearing dentures...

[Chicago Jake]

That's what I call an Inconvenient Tooth!........Jake

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Man swallows dentures during sex and dies

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.

The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.

The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.

She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.

"He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up," said the woman, who called the rescue team.

Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.

www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120202-325396.html

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The most disturbing part of this story is the fact that Taiwan has 62-year-old prostitutes.

[Irish Stu]

Ok, so according to the 62 year old prostitute he spend 30 minutes banging her.

Then, after pulling his vinegar strokes face and saying "Urrrgh!!" very loudly into her ear he didn't even bother to ask "Did you come too?" but jumped off the bed, fumbled around in his pocket for some crumpled bank notes, waited patiently whilst she counted out his ch-ch-change, started to pull up his skid-marked undercrackers then fell stone dead onto the bed from swallowing his top set a few minutes earlier?

Yeah, could happen I suppose.

[Tex]

No animals were harmed in making this story.

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Try telling that to Richard Gere's gerbil.

[Merlot Joe]

Feb 2, 2012 18:13:35 GMT -6 ♥ COVID-19♥ said:

The most disturbing part of this story is the fact that Taiwan has 62-year-old prostitutes.

Lov you long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ardbeg... innit]

Some people have all the fun.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I guess he found the bridge to eternity

[Ardbeg... innit]

Have to wonder if the "close female friend" was there for a threesome

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Dentugrip should use this story in their TV commercials.

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[Ardbeg... innit]

Perhaps the teeth were not his, death by vagina faux dentata

[Tex]

This story is weird on several counts. Twenty is approaching over the hill status for prostitutes in that part of the world. Sixty-two is a hooker's grandmother. Maybe she could do card tricks with her pussy. Swallowing his dentures - WTF. There has to be more to this story than we are hearing.

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There is more to his teeth than meets the eye. She was probably wearing thong panties and he was trying to use them as dental floss.