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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 11:00:56 GMT -6
Hey, all of you Toilet Rock fans! Check out my new favorite group -- ***NSFW*** The Seething Fuck Patties ***NSFW*** !!! Their latest album, "Double Flusher" is now available and you can download some of their biggest hits, including ... - "F@#k Puddle"
- "She Soiled Her Panties"
- "Ghetto Bastard"
- "Shit Wheel"
- "Piss"
- "Motel Bed Sheets"
- "Butt Pollups"
- "Bloody Tampons"
- "XXX Medley"
- "Missile Toe Ho"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 11:12:08 GMT -6
I'll wait to hear the reviews on American Bandstand
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 11:39:39 GMT -6
You're so easily influenced.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 11:41:55 GMT -6
Dick Clark knows all... great lyrics but can you dance to it?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 11:43:27 GMT -6
Having seen The Oldest Living Teenager after his stroke, I don't think he can dance to *anything* any more ....
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 12:10:16 GMT -6
I'll make arrangements for the stripper/prostitute
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 12:13:26 GMT -6
Stop being selfish-- at this point, you should be thinking of making arrangements for Dick Clark.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 13:19:15 GMT -6
You know, looking at the titles in the album above, most could apply to Dick Clarks wheelchair
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 13:24:42 GMT -6
They should probably call that collection their Greatest Shits album.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 13:33:30 GMT -6
Obviously trying to raise themselves up from their Outhouse band status
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 13:56:13 GMT -6
I'm anxious to hear their cover version of the classic "Wipe-Out".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 14:17:00 GMT -6
Their penultimate version of the Beatles "Come Together" leaves little to want for.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 25, 2008 14:18:41 GMT -6
I cant wait for their version of Destiny's Child's "Brown Eyes"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 25, 2008 14:29:37 GMT -6
Or for that matter, Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl".
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 9:34:03 GMT -6
Let me introduce you to one of my favourite bands, the mighty Sick on the Bus. It's well worth a visit to their website www.sickonthebus.com where you can download such gems as : *40 WATT CUNT IN A 100 WATT WORLD *SET FIRE TO SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY *FREAK *WHO R YA? *GIRLS ON TOP *YOU'RE FUCKED AGAIN *JUST SEX *RICH BITCH *BRAIN DEAD Lead singer Biff is a friend of a friend of mine and I've met him at a couple of gigs. The last time I saw him was at a Sex Pistols concert and Biff very kindly gave me a tour t-shirt that says "Sick on the Bus : You fucking sicken us you fucking cunts." Sadly I don't get to wear it out of the house often for fear of being arrested. Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 31, 2008 9:46:12 GMT -6
Lead singer Biff is a friend of a friend of mine and I've met him at a couple of gigs. The last time I saw him was at a Sex Pistols concert and Biff very kindly gave me a tour t-shirt that says "Sick on the Bus : You fucking sicken us you fucking cunts." Sadly I don't get to wear it out of the house often for fear of being arrested. Instead, you are confined to wearing it *in* the house, to what I'm sure must be the endless delight of your daughters. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 31, 2008 9:49:50 GMT -6
A little taste of Alabama in greater London
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 9:51:53 GMT -6
A little taste of Alabama in greater London North Essex actually, but that's close enough  Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 31, 2008 9:53:18 GMT -6
ok.. greater greater London
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 31, 2008 10:04:55 GMT -6
Does that make it "Just OK Britain" as opposed to "Great Britain"?
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 10:07:49 GMT -6
I think 'Just Plain Average Britain' would cover it.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 31, 2008 10:40:04 GMT -6
as opposed to Haggis Britain
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 31, 2008 11:08:35 GMT -6
Or The United Meatballs of America.
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 11:15:23 GMT -6
Or The United Meatballs of America. That's got a nice ring to it. Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 31, 2008 11:18:29 GMT -6
It would probably have a chance of catching on, except for the fact that it's already used by the national Meatball labor union.
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 11:20:44 GMT -6
Let me introduce you to one of my favourite bands, the mighty Sick on the Bus. It's well worth a visit to their website www.sickonthebus.com where you can download such gems as : *40 WATT CUNT IN A 100 WATT WORLD *SET FIRE TO SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY *FREAK *WHO R YA? *GIRLS ON TOP *YOU'RE FUCKED AGAIN *JUST SEX *RICH BITCH *BRAIN DEAD Lead singer Biff is a friend of a friend of mine and I've met him at a couple of gigs. The last time I saw him was at a Sex Pistols concert and Biff very kindly gave me a tour t-shirt that says "Sick on the Bus : You fucking sicken us you fucking cunts." Sadly I don't get to wear it out of the house often for fear of being arrested I've found a picture that Biff let me take of him and his girlfriend at the Holidays in the Sun punk festival in 2002. He's a friendly fellow :  Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 31, 2008 11:26:44 GMT -6
There's a man desperately in need of a propeller beanie.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 31, 2008 11:42:25 GMT -6
He probably already has the bottle of vodka hidden somewhere
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 31, 2008 11:44:28 GMT -6
I think he'd already drunk it by then.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 31, 2008 12:18:46 GMT -6
There's a man desperately in need of a propeller beanie. I have been anxiously awaiting the further development of the "Propeller Beanie Punk" genre of music |
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