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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 11, 2011 6:41:13 GMT -6
Just walked in the door at 4:00AM.
Boy do we have some things to tell you. Bob, George, Mike and I seen some things that no man should ever see in his life.
Bob if you beat to to telling them go for it.
Time for a little shut eye.
Joe
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Post by bigdog8088 on Dec 11, 2011 11:12:26 GMT -6
Joe it was great seeing You and Denice.....And yes..somethings we saw should never have been seen by sane men and women..You are talking one the women with those piercings she kept showing off..
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Post by Tex on Dec 11, 2011 11:53:13 GMT -6
Welcome back. Now quit teasing everyone and tell all.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 11, 2011 12:44:02 GMT -6
Denny didn't get prison raped, did he?
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Dec 11, 2011 13:32:36 GMT -6
Joe is referring to the "Bloom" group, which has been discussed over at DennyP. It's the first time in 20 odd trips I've seen openly gay male sex in the hot tub! Rhonda called them the "pretty boys" because they seemed all young and buff. They were not shy about what they liked (each other!).
I'll never forget the fellow on hands and knees at Delroy's bar waving his ass to anyone who seemed interested! Good thing we had the "Got Ass?" group of ladies later in the week to make up for Bloom group!!
The problem the first few days with the Bloom group was that they had pretty much taken over the nightly entertainment, so if watching gays perform while eating dinner was not your thang, then you were out of luck! And NO! - I'm not talking Winston singing!! There was no gay sex on stage during dinner, it's just the shows were clearly meant for a gay audience.
Just something a bit different than in years past!
Joe failed to mention that we both arrived on the same bus and upon arrival, saw a big sign announcing "Welcome to Bloom, Jamaica!" - we thought this was the new name!! We were both about to grab our cameras to scoop everyone with the first reports of the new name when someone pointed out, "hey I think that's a group here!"
DAMN good thing that picture and "new name post" didn't happen or we'd be living that one down for years to come!!
............Bob
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 11, 2011 13:52:47 GMT -6
Yeah, I figured the Bloom group was what Joe was talking about. I've been reading about it at DennyP's. I don't care what anyone says about a double standard. That's DISGUSTING.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 11, 2011 13:54:30 GMT -6
It sounds like rebranding has already started.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 11, 2011 14:06:02 GMT -6
I don't know if we would have ever lived that one down Bob. We both looked like Lois Lane going after a big story.
We also thought about starting the rumor that HedoII was going to ch-ch-change to a Gay Nude Resort, but we backed off on that idea.
Yes sir Bloom Jamaica put on a show that no one wanted to see. Not only at night but all day long.
They had the Got Ass Group there and Saturday night and those young ladies put on a show of shaking their asses for over and hour. Most of the male resort guess never left their seats. However the paper towels caught hell from all the drolling taking place. Great show. They also had some body painting artist there with a group of young ladies that they painted up for a show. OMG another tongue dragger. Most of the entertainment during the week put in the staff.
Beside that it was good trip. Food was good not specially great but good.I did not leave hungry, or thirsty, and yes Gordon they did have Bananas and plenty of them. The only bad night was the Monday night beach party. The food there was pretty bad. Chef Joseph has done a rather good job. Munsun and Martino's both great food. Plenty of towels no problems there. They gave us 4 towel cards and they had fresh towels every time we went to exchange them.
By the was they are putting in a new pizza oven. It will be a daily item.
The TNMC group was will represented. It was good to George and Gail, Mike and Tammi, , Bob and Rhonda again along with the others from the WWW.
The group not all WWW's seemed a little on the younger side. Could be due to HIII being gone, but there was still plenty of us older folk there.
Denny did mention that there will be some ch-ch-changes. He didn't say much the theme of the resort won't be ch-ch-changing. Maybe new name, who knows.
Lost of talk from the WWW group that the resort need some updating and everyone hopes they see it soon. Ideas ranged from shutting down block by block, striping them to just the super structure and redoing them completely to starting a fire in the middle of the resort and having two D9's, pushing to the fire until it was all done then start over.
Maybe a few more TNMC can make it next year.
We had a little excitement on the way from Miami to SFO last night. We had to do an emergency landing in Albuquerque do to a medical emergency. So we landed 3 hours late at 2:30 this morning at SFO.
All in all great trip.
Joe
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 11, 2011 15:13:12 GMT -6
Did anyone from Bloom hit on Bob?
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Post by Tex on Dec 11, 2011 15:32:56 GMT -6
It sounds like rebranding has already started. The branding group, "Brokeback Riders", will be at the resort over New Years
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Dec 11, 2011 16:21:18 GMT -6
Did anyone from Bloom hit on Bob? One guy tried but Rhonda whacked his pecker and that was the end of that! She doesn't share well!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 11, 2011 17:10:04 GMT -6
... and yes Gordon they did have Bananas and plenty of them. Based on the previous posts, I had already figured that out.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 11, 2011 17:27:31 GMT -6
It sounds like rebranding has already started. "Homo-ism II: Be a gay boy for a week."
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 11, 2011 18:12:12 GMT -6
Is Hedo becoming just another homogeneous resort?
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 11, 2011 18:16:45 GMT -6
"Lez be friends..."
"Homo you don't!! I'm not in the nude for it."
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 11, 2011 18:27:59 GMT -6
Apparently the Vaseline on sale in the gift shop is now going to have pictures of missing gerbils on the labels.
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 11, 2011 18:31:46 GMT -6
I just saw over at Denny's that a gay dentist's group will be at Hedo in May.
They're called The Tooth Fairies.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 11, 2011 18:33:02 GMT -6
Did any of the games ch-ch-change? Did they hold a pickle-chugging contest? Did they play "Pin The Cock On The Ass"? How about "Spin The Condom-Covered Bottle"?
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 11, 2011 18:36:33 GMT -6
How many bathrooms did you complete? There were probably more than a few decorators around to help pick ceramic. :-)
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 11, 2011 18:39:14 GMT -6
Next year the Bloom group plans to film their own sitcom while they are at Hedo. It's going to be called "Leave it. It's Beaver"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 11, 2011 18:57:52 GMT -6
I bet the Bloom group gave an entirely new meaning to Jerk Chicken Time.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 11, 2011 23:53:11 GMT -6
Like one of the lady's said at the WWW last week. "It looked like they were bobbing for apples and packing fudge"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by bigdog8088 on Dec 12, 2011 3:42:57 GMT -6
I think Gail made the bobbing for Apples comment....Funny how one afternoon..Gail left the early (before dark ) Hoping to catch a small show at the hot tub deck,,No Luck...At least Harold kept her company...No Show that Afternoon..But Later on that night 2 am..Our stroll to the hot tub turned into discust as the tub was in Gay take over..As soon as Gail saw that...Time to leave...Funny how watching two women is so Different than two gayfuks. George
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 12, 2011 16:05:01 GMT -6
I bet the Bloom group gave an entirely new meaning to Jerk Chicken Time The Cream of Sum Yung Guy was probably popular too.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 12, 2011 16:06:49 GMT -6
As were the sticky buns.
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 12, 2011 16:08:11 GMT -6
And the pulled pork.
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 12, 2011 16:11:42 GMT -6
Not forgetting the Spotted Dick of course :
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 12, 2011 16:13:14 GMT -6
On seafood night, everyone got crabs.
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 12, 2011 16:16:33 GMT -6
I bet there were some French Bloom members eating Coq au vin.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 12, 2011 16:24:27 GMT -6
The American Bloom members enjoyed butt steak.
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