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Post by Robin Hood on Oct 18, 2011 7:05:29 GMT -6
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Post by Tex on Oct 18, 2011 8:48:40 GMT -6
Pretty ballsy if you ask me
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 9:06:45 GMT -6
Yeah, when I think of places to reach out to millionaire philanthropists, the first thing I think of is Howard Stern.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 18, 2011 9:40:01 GMT -6
Im calling bogus, a curling stone is 42 pounds of granite, to have 2 of those hanging from the "support structures" would rip things to shreds going down the frist stair's you encountered... not to mention the issue of density. Granite curling stones are about 9 inches in diameter and 6 inches thick.. I dont know the density of testicles, but those rocks he's carrying would have to be about twice that size each to come close to 100 lbs total.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 10:07:18 GMT -6
So you're calling it a load of bollocks?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 18, 2011 10:16:50 GMT -6
They are huge no doubt... 100 pounds? show me the scales. Otherwise, nad-a
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Post by Tex on Oct 18, 2011 12:42:10 GMT -6
It's a ball face lie
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 18, 2011 13:04:27 GMT -6
He has the Hope Diamond of family jewels
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 13:09:26 GMT -6
He's gotta be nuts if he thinks people will believe this.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 18, 2011 13:09:49 GMT -6
I wonder if he shaves down there
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 13:12:15 GMT -6
So does he!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 18, 2011 13:35:19 GMT -6
His vasectomy probably got him a volume discount
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 18, 2011 16:21:36 GMT -6
So you're calling it a load of bollocks? Nice one Jake ;D |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 18, 2011 16:28:41 GMT -6
I believe I may have found the solution to his mobility problems :  |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 16:49:39 GMT -6
So you're calling it a load of bollocks? Thanks, Simon. I figured you'd appreciate that one. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 18, 2011 17:25:40 GMT -6
Just think how he would feel if some kicked him in the balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 18, 2011 18:39:32 GMT -6
..... on one trip there was a guy obsessed with his many piercings. He claimed the collection weighted 5 pounds and it certainly looked possible. It affected his walk and you could hear him coming down the beach, the sound was just like Christmas bells from a suburban mall Santa.
100 pounds doesn't seem right, some people don't weigh much more than that.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 18, 2011 18:46:41 GMT -6
I think I met that guy. He had like 60 or 70 piercings in his scrotum. We dubbed him "Mr. Ball-Jangles."
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 18, 2011 18:58:12 GMT -6
Yes, that's right. The southern people I was with pegged him as a "backwoods west Georgia boy". I thought it was Mr. T walking on his hands.
Eye contact was out of the question, he was a drop scary.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Oct 18, 2011 20:17:18 GMT -6
I"m calling BULLSHIT!! $1 million dollars to fix this?? BULLSHIT TOO!!
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