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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 13:16:30 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 14, 2011 13:51:42 GMT -6
I was expecting a bowl of Corn Flakes
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 14:00:23 GMT -6
One that's high in fiber, I'm guessing.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 14, 2011 14:02:57 GMT -6
At least he was caught before moving onto bigger crimes like federal buildings and mass diarrhea.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 14:11:46 GMT -6
The Toilet Terrorist.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 14, 2011 14:31:05 GMT -6
The article:
Police were on the hunt for a man who allegedly left feces several times outside a local school in Ocala, Fla. and now, they’ve found him. Our long national nightmare is over.
According to police, 23-year-old Kenneth Martin Sorsony pooped outside Ft. King Middle School in Ocala on five different occasions in September.
After the fourth incident, local officers set up a surveillance camera in an effort to catch the culprit in action (you can see the video of the incident below).
Police received two tips from unidentified individuals after releasing the video that fingered Sorsony.
Sorsony faces five charges of trespassing on school property, each carrying a $500 bond.
It’s unclear what Sorsony’s motive is, but it better be a good one. Pooping outside a building once, sure. Twice, fine. Five times? That school better have killed your family, resulting in a Kill Bill-style revenge plot with feces in lieu of ninja swords.
You can see the video of Sorsony carrying out his brilliant scheme below. Warning…unless you work in a German porn studio, the video is probably NSFW.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 14, 2011 14:32:32 GMT -6
He definitely has defecated to the other side
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 14, 2011 14:43:59 GMT -6
Saw the video, he looks constipated yet confident. He's also a natural diligent self lookout, constantly checking all around (including directly into the camera). Brought his own toilet paper; Conclusion -- obviously a professional criminal.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 14:49:47 GMT -6
Saw the video, he looks constipated yet confident. Good epitaph.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 14, 2011 17:42:58 GMT -6
Now he's shit out of luck.
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Post by Tex on Oct 14, 2011 18:35:30 GMT -6
That old bromide about all publicity being good publicity is starting to look a little flawed. I could see this not being a feather in his cap when asking for a date..
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 18:41:17 GMT -6
Depends who you ask.
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Post by Tex on Oct 14, 2011 22:33:49 GMT -6
There's all kind of tastes out there, but (in the spirit of Occupy Wall Street), the 99% would find this to be a deal killer.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2011 23:17:10 GMT -6
You're about quantity, I'm about quality.
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