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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 21, 2011 14:57:13 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 22, 2011 5:29:06 GMT -6
At age 77, if it hadnt happened then, the blockage would have killed him within a day. OTOH, I am sure that his family will cherish the jar of sour cream he won for his efforts.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 22, 2011 7:47:14 GMT -6
I like pierogies but it takes me a half hour to eat 10.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 22, 2011 7:51:39 GMT -6
This never would've happened if the Soviet Union had stayed together.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 22, 2011 10:34:25 GMT -6
Well at least he won't have to worry about eating the sour cream before it's experation date.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 22, 2011 10:51:05 GMT -6
Being the champion that he is, I'm sure that a little thing like death won't stop him from defending his title next year.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 23, 2011 6:14:01 GMT -6
Still, it was worth it to win that jug of sour cream.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 7:43:32 GMT -6
I hope he left a will. I'd hate to see his estate go into probate over the sour cream.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 23, 2011 8:27:53 GMT -6
Hopefully his estate is big enough to cover the expense of refrigerating the sour cream until it clears probate. I also hope his family has some investments in Chive Futures, a balanced portfolio is critical in any financial planning situation.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 8:39:36 GMT -6
Hopefully his estate is big enough to cover the expense of refrigerating the sour cream until it clears probate. Not to mention the fact that it hopefully clears probate well before its expiry date. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 23, 2011 8:48:20 GMT -6
Funny thing is, if the dumplings didn't kill him the gallon of sour cream would have.
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Post by nolaflacav on Sept 23, 2011 8:49:20 GMT -6
I like meat balls. I would participate in a meat ball eating contest.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 23, 2011 9:04:19 GMT -6
Is 1 dump = 10 dumplings = 100 dingleberries = 1000 Ukrainian rubels still the current exchange rate?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 9:10:50 GMT -6
I like meat balls. I would participate in a meat ball eating contest. What about haggis? |
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Post by Tex on Sept 23, 2011 9:21:30 GMT -6
Is 1 dump = 10 dumplings = 100 dingleberries = 1000 Ukrainian rubels still the current exchange rate? One flaw in your math: the guy died before he shit it out. I suppose that he and the meatball were destined to spend eternity together. If that isn't romantic, I don't know what is. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 23, 2011 10:11:46 GMT -6
The sad part in all this is that it would have only taken someone with an advanced first aid certificate... or a plumber with a plunger to clear the blockage and save the old man's life and let him enjoy the urned sour cream he had earned
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 10:29:00 GMT -6
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 23, 2011 10:43:21 GMT -6
If the dumplings were filled with cabbage, he could have succumb to the extreme internal gas pressure too. I'm eating lighter and lighter meals these days.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 23, 2011 10:55:18 GMT -6
I frequently experience explosive decompressions after eating cabbage products.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 11:07:30 GMT -6
"Man Dies After Winning Dumpling Eating Contest" isn't news; "Dead Man Wins Dumpling Eating Contest"-- now THAT'S news!
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 23, 2011 11:38:00 GMT -6
Just re-read the headline... had thought it said 'Man Dies After Dumping'
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 23, 2011 11:41:45 GMT -6
I bet life insurance companies never thought to ask about "gorging" participation. I saw questions about parachuting, car racing and rock climbing but no mention of food consumption contests.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 12:13:15 GMT -6
Just re-read the headline... had thought it said 'Man Dies After Dumping' Now THAT would've been a *real* tragedy! |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 23, 2011 13:06:25 GMT -6
Wasnt Tim Conway in the movie "The Apple Dumping Gang"?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 14:36:55 GMT -6
I think you're mistaking that for Harvey Korman in "The Apple Dunking Gang".
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Post by nolaflacav on Sept 23, 2011 14:46:17 GMT -6
I always preferred The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. I truly believe Godfather II used it as a blue print on how to make a successful sequel.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 14:52:18 GMT -6
Speaking of sequels, I sure do wish they'd make a sequel to The Titanic.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 23, 2011 17:19:10 GMT -6
The boat still sinks
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 23, 2011 20:07:54 GMT -6
SPOILER ALERT!
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