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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 10:58:57 GMT -6
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Post by Tex on Aug 24, 2011 11:27:10 GMT -6
Local cows are singing "Let's Do It In the Road".
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 24, 2011 12:04:30 GMT -6
I believe the proper term is "shot his wad."
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2011 12:12:24 GMT -6
At least its on top of the road surface and wasnt incementated
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 12:28:20 GMT -6
At $80k, it's an expensive way to repair a pothole.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2011 12:34:44 GMT -6
That would be where the rubber meets the road
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2011 12:47:12 GMT -6
Sow...I believe that is a field of wild oats in the background
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 12:56:37 GMT -6
What made it so scary is the fact that it's a non-smoking road.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2011 13:05:37 GMT -6
Considering the amount of semen in that canister, I am sure that there was an entire herd of bulls leaning back for a smoke
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 13:09:46 GMT -6
Apparently, that particular Greyhound spits rather than swallows.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2011 13:59:33 GMT -6
I always heard that some shady thing can happen in the rear of a Greyhound.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 14:28:11 GMT -6
I guess the moral to the story is simply that Greyhounds don't take it in the rear.
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Post by Tex on Aug 24, 2011 14:32:00 GMT -6
I take it that the reporter was no rancher. "Steer sperm" is an oxymoron.
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Post by Tex on Aug 24, 2011 14:33:23 GMT -6
Maybe would make good wallpaper paste.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 14:53:05 GMT -6
Spread it on a cracker and you've got an hors d'oeuvre. Or maybe a whore d'oeuvre.
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Post by Tex on Aug 24, 2011 14:56:57 GMT -6
What apertif would set that off just right?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 15:05:40 GMT -6
Listerine.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 24, 2011 15:26:48 GMT -6
What apertif would set that off just right? A penis coloda.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2011 15:31:52 GMT -6
Or maybe Sex On The Beach Asphalt.
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Post by Tex on Aug 24, 2011 15:47:21 GMT -6
Salud
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