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Post by edie2u on Jan 13, 2006 10:44:39 GMT -6
I just recieved the Top 16Country Hits of 2205 ;D ;D
BEST COUNTRY TUNES OF 2005
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>16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
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>15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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>14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
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>13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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>12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
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>11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
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>10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
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>9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
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>8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
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>7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
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>6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
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>5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
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>4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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>3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
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>2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
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>And the Number One song is . . .
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>1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up
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My personal favorite is: Number5-She got the ring and I got the finger.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 13, 2006 11:08:44 GMT -6
I can't tell if those are a joke, or for real!.....Jake (whose favorite country song is still "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 13, 2006 13:03:51 GMT -6
The only one I know or care about
You Stomped on My Heart
and you smashed that sucker flat.
You just kinda', sorta',
Stepped on my Aorta.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 13, 2006 13:58:53 GMT -6
I actually heard a sort of good one on a Richmond VA radio station this week. It went something like:
The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone.
The party bone's connected to the stay out all night long.
But she won't think it's funny and I'll soon be all alone.
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinking bone......
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Post by New Mama on Jan 13, 2006 15:49:33 GMT -6
When I met Art he was into rap stuff. NOT my bag at all, but he also liked Motown, so I ruled. About 5 years ago I caught him listening to country music. I was aghast. He always said he hated country music, now that's all he listens to.
He always make a point to make me listen to his newest favorite or one that reminds him of me or someone we know.
The latest one he had me listen to said it reminded him of me when we first were going together. It's something about how drinking Tequila make her take her clothes off......so true in my case.
Once I went to a Cubs game with the Midwest director of Freddie Mac, my appraiser, and a few business friends. We were doing shots of Tequila at Ziggy’s across the street after the game. By the end of the evening I had my bra wrapped around the directors head (like earmuffs), plumb naked from the waist up. Now this was BEFORE my Hedo days. That was the last time I drank more than ONE shot of Tequila. As a side note, the director, and I are good friends till this day.
BTW, I’ve gained an appreciation for country music over the past few years.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 14, 2006 0:49:51 GMT -6
I don't want to get any closer to coutry music than this: www.korn.comJoe |
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Post by justheidi on Jan 18, 2006 15:26:35 GMT -6
my favorite one recently is "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy".....may not even be the right name but that's a verse in the song........................always wanted to ride a cowboy..............  that's a great list Edie.......is that for real? not really into country so i wouldn't know................ |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 18, 2006 15:28:45 GMT -6
I've heard that if you play a country song BACKWARDS, you get your truck back, get your wife back, your dog comes back to life......
.....Jake
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Post by debandbrian on Jan 18, 2006 15:55:50 GMT -6
my favorite one recently is "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy".....may not even be the right name but that's a verse in the song........................always wanted to ride a cowboy.............. that's a great list Edie.......is that for real? not really into country so i wouldn't know................ Yep Heidi, you've got the title right. Brian just LOVES country music. It's a recent obsession with him. I was always a metal head (big hair and all) so I don't get the fascination he has with it. Deb |
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Post by justheidi on Jan 18, 2006 17:02:20 GMT -6
thanx Deb wasn't sure...................yeah i like a lot of different things but country just never did it for me either...................................
heidi
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 18, 2006 17:33:21 GMT -6
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 18, 2006 17:42:57 GMT -6
Speaking of which, I think you've had enough to drink for one day.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 18, 2006 17:49:05 GMT -6
Speaking of which, I think you've had enough to drink for one day. Just warming up. Soon it will be time to hit the Martini's. Not 5:00 PM out here yet. Joe. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 18, 2006 18:03:55 GMT -6
Hey, it's 7PM here now --- GO FOR IT!!!
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Post by edie2u on Jan 19, 2006 19:30:21 GMT -6
I got this as an email and it cracked me up. It's really a joke. But Heidi, I do like that song "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy". It's by "Big and Rich". Great name for a band, huh. This band had a member who had an A.K.A. Cowboy Troy, who I think is the first black cowboy rapper. I'm not really into country western but their first CD was hilarous/great.
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