Study: Staring at Breasts Increases Heart Health

[Chicago Jake]

I wonder who volunteered to be in the control group?........Jake

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Study: Staring at Breasts Increases Heart Health

(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/03/04/study-staring-breasts-increases-heart-health

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[Merlot Joe]

Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years,

Not look at boobs for 5 years, yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ardbeg... innit]

I agree Joe, I would guess that its a case of negative correlation. The guys who were told to look at breasts a lot were so saturated that they werent getting excited any more, while the guys who were told to not look, actually couldnt go for five years, were sneaking peeks and getting the usual rush.. hence the the blood pressure and heart rate issues... plus the nurse taking the readings was HOT and was showing off a bit.