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Post by Tex on Dec 29, 2010 11:54:38 GMT -6
Those cute toilet seat covers seems to come out of the woodwork around the holidays. Snowmen, Santas, etc.
If you are a woman with the seat down, no problem. For men trying to take a leak with the seat up, the seat will invariably flop down halfway through and splatter piss everywhere.
The lesson is: Lose the seat covers or clean up a lot of piss.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 29, 2010 12:26:36 GMT -6
Denice insists that she have seat covers on the toilets. I don't know why but after 36 years I stopped arguing about it. One hand one cover the other on the junk and hopefully you don't miss.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 29, 2010 12:38:39 GMT -6
Just leave the seat down when you piss. She'll rapidly get tired of that and take the cover off.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 29, 2010 17:24:24 GMT -6
Ditto that... In fact in this household the rule of thumb is that I will "go" in whatever position the seat is in. I will aim carefully, but if you want to be certain of me not hitting the seat, leave the seat up, and never cute seat covers (that was cured with one of my 2am bathroom breaks, I was standing there half asleep, it fell down with a bang, woke me up, woke her up, and she had laudry to do.)
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Post by Tex on Dec 29, 2010 17:50:59 GMT -6
Ditto that... In fact in this household the rule of thumb is that I will "go" in whatever position the seat is in. I will aim carefully, but if you want to be certain of me not hitting the seat, leave the seat up, and never cute seat covers (that was cured with one of my 2am bathroom breaks, I was standing there half asleep, it fell down with a bang, woke me up, woke her up, and she had laudry to do.) ...and the seat cover was not so cute anymore. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2010 8:06:51 GMT -6
I had a jaundiced look to it
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Post by New Mama on Dec 30, 2010 8:56:01 GMT -6
Gads, I haven't used seat covers since the 70's. I have enough laundry already.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 30, 2010 10:53:48 GMT -6
You can recycle them as festive holiday place-mats.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 30, 2010 11:04:24 GMT -6
You can also hang them on the front door so that they stink and keep relatives away.
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Post by Tex on Dec 30, 2010 11:19:46 GMT -6
I suppose that a peed on, unlaundered one would be a good gift choice for someone who gave you something less than ideal last year.
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Post by Ron on Dec 31, 2010 18:00:22 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 31, 2010 18:06:36 GMT -6
Celebrating a bit early tonight, Ronaldo?
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Post by Ron on Dec 31, 2010 18:43:32 GMT -6
Yes...
But please define Early... it's Dark... that's not early....
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 31, 2010 19:24:57 GMT -6
Not the worst case of crossover threading weve seen this year
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