Another great Christmas idea

[Ardbeg... innit]

I think if we all pool our money we might be able to snare this party barge. Since there is no engine, hopefully someone has a spare 60hp Evinrude we can bungie to the back of this thing and set sail for Jamaica. (Maybe we can get Simon to run down to the docks to hold the purchase until one of us gets there to claim it)

British Navy puts aircraft carrier HMS Invincible up for sale



Looking for that one-of-a-kind gift for yourself this Christmas? If you happen to have several million dollars just burning a hole in your pocket, then the British Navy has a deal for you. How about your very own aircraft carrier?

Once a proud member of the British Naval Fleet, the decommissioned HMS Invincible is now available for sale via a UK website that is looking to sell the aircraft carrier for about $1.5 million in metal scrap. Although now gutted of engines, aircraft, weapons, and generators, at her prime the Invincible maintained a crew compliment of nearly 1,100 sailors, and was capable of carrying 22 British Naval Aircraft
. She even served in several naval campaigns in the Falklands, Iraq, and the Balkans.

[Chicago Jake]

Floating resort? It seems to have the same color scheme as the rooms at Hedo.

[Ardbeg... innit]

And the nude sundeck is HUGE

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Bananas? Towels? Bus vs. plane?

[Chicago Jake]

Bus vs. Plane would be moot. It could pick you up at the airport.

[Ardbeg... innit]

.. and either could pull right up to the front desk

[Ardbeg... innit]

The real bitch is when the volleyball goes over the side

[Chicago Jake]

At least nobody would have to suffer with a Garden View.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Listed in an online auction, I would have to assume that it is currently berthed in E Bay

[Ardbeg... innit]

More great items... I would suggest taking a pass on the extended warranty offer with this one

Superior jewelry store offers discounts till second coming



Tis the season for deep discounts, and retailers are pulling out all the stops to get you to act on hot deals. However, one Jeweler is taking his advertising strategy one step further.

"Did you know the Bible predicts the day of the lord followed by the return of Jesus Christ to Jerusalem?"

Is it a message from the Bible, or a sales pitch?

"None the less, if you want jewelry I have access to millions," the owner of LTD Jewelers says in his commercial. And he's offering it all at 50 percent off. The commercial continues "giving you unbelievable savings."

The man in the commercial, Larry Falter, is the owner of LTD Jewelers. The business has called Superior home for 30 years.

Falter recently spent three weeks in Israel with he religious group Jews for Jesus. He says he returned with a better understanding and an idea to spread his message.

"I said I'm just going to put it out there and let people know I am a Christian Jeweler and if they look around, things are having a historical climax," Falter told the Northland's NewsCenter's Kevin Jacobsen.

He points to the ch-ch-change in the global economy, terrorism and morality as indicators.

"All those things are prophetically predicted," he said. "So the point was those days shouldn't take a person unawares if you check out the signs of the times."

Falter says he will continue the sale until the second coming.