Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Sept 10, 2010 15:23:39 GMT -6
Well, Sort'a!!
I went for a 15 mile bike ride this AM and upon getting home, ripped off the clothes and jumped in the pool to cool off. Naked, of course!
After cooling down a bit I head to the home office to check my email and a few other things. While sitting there (still nekkid!) my little wiener dog starts barking her head off!! She's a great burgler alarm so I look up and hear a commotion on the front porch. Our home office is immediately adjacent to the front door.
While wondering what delivery we are getting as Rhonda orders a lot of stuff off the 'net, I sit in stunned amazement as the front door OPENS!! In walks this young lady like she owns the place, someone I've never seen in my life!!
WHAT THE FUCK???
A thousand thoughts are going through my head as I wonder who the fuck this lady is and how she got a key to my home, when I turn around and thinking of nothing else, say "would you mind not coming in now, please?"
Like this was going to scare away some burglar or other nefarious person!
Sitting there nekkid as a jay bird I was, she looks at me and says, "Oh sorry!" and turns around and walks out.
"WHO THE FUCK was that?" I wonder!!
I run and grab some clothes and head out the garage, where she is parked and I see some dog sitting service sign on the top of the car.
"I was here to let your dog out," she says.
"We ain't leaving till tomorrow, sweets!" I say and realize this lady must be working with our usual dog sitter. Rhonda confirms our usual dog sitter now has a "partner" and told her the wrong day.
Now, WHY could it have not been a 25 year old blond with big boobs?? I mean, I could have thought, "Great GOD! This is MY BIG DAY!" ;D ;D
I'm sure I nearly gave the girl a rapture, what with looking at this fat harry ass!!
Should be a good weekend!!
I went for a 15 mile bike ride this AM and upon getting home, ripped off the clothes and jumped in the pool to cool off. Naked, of course!
After cooling down a bit I head to the home office to check my email and a few other things. While sitting there (still nekkid!) my little wiener dog starts barking her head off!! She's a great burgler alarm so I look up and hear a commotion on the front porch. Our home office is immediately adjacent to the front door.
While wondering what delivery we are getting as Rhonda orders a lot of stuff off the 'net, I sit in stunned amazement as the front door OPENS!! In walks this young lady like she owns the place, someone I've never seen in my life!!
WHAT THE FUCK???
A thousand thoughts are going through my head as I wonder who the fuck this lady is and how she got a key to my home, when I turn around and thinking of nothing else, say "would you mind not coming in now, please?"
Like this was going to scare away some burglar or other nefarious person!
Sitting there nekkid as a jay bird I was, she looks at me and says, "Oh sorry!" and turns around and walks out.
"WHO THE FUCK was that?" I wonder!!
I run and grab some clothes and head out the garage, where she is parked and I see some dog sitting service sign on the top of the car.
"I was here to let your dog out," she says.
"We ain't leaving till tomorrow, sweets!" I say and realize this lady must be working with our usual dog sitter. Rhonda confirms our usual dog sitter now has a "partner" and told her the wrong day.
Now, WHY could it have not been a 25 year old blond with big boobs?? I mean, I could have thought, "Great GOD! This is MY BIG DAY!" ;D ;D
I'm sure I nearly gave the girl a rapture, what with looking at this fat harry ass!!
Should be a good weekend!!
