Woman killed by flying toilet!

[Chicago Jake]

Holy shit!!

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Okeechobee woman killed after portable potty falls on car

OKEECHOBEE COUNTY —
A woman died Wednesday after parts of a portable toilet crashed through her windshield, striking her, a Florida Highway Patrol spokesman said.

Dawn Lynn Johnston, 38, of Okeechobee County, was traveling south in the 4800 block of U.S. 441 at about 11:27 a.m., when two portable toilets fell off a northbound pickup, said Lt. Tim Frith.

One of the two toilets splintered on impact with the road and some of its parts crashed through Johnston's windshield, killing her, Frith said. She was taken to Raulerson Hospital in Okeechobee, where she was pronounced dead, he said.

An unidentified female passenger traveling with Johnston was taken to Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute for treatment of her injuries, according to a news release. She was in serious condition Wednesday night.

www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/fl-woman-killed-potty-20100701,0,5293625.story

[Merlot Joe]

That's the shits.

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Her family was flushed with grief.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Death is a real pisser to deal with

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That accident probably caused a significant backup.

[Ardbeg... innit]

She kicked the honey bucket

[Ardbeg... innit]

I am sure that the highway patrol was there johnny on the spot

[bigdog8088]

shitty way to go.....

[Ardbeg... innit]

Obviously the objects on the back of that pickup truck were not tied down properly and came loos.

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When you see a port-a-potty heading towards your windshield, you know urine trouble.

[Chicago Jake]

Caution: toilets in windshield may be closer than they appear.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Could it be that Tom Hanks was trying to use it as a sail to escape Florida?

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I bidet her a farewell.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Investigators into the accident say "We have nothing to go on"

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Probably because they weren't privy to certain information.