With friends like this, who needs enemas?

[Chicago Jake]

Man dies after having eel inserted in rectum during a prank gone awry

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.



Read more: dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mtgXuVAH

nice picture:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS

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Rectum? It KILLED him!

[nolaflacav]

In my book that pushes the definition of prank just a tad too far.

And in the spirit of cross thread discussion...... I can now not get the vision of the first encounter with the other species in the original Alien out of my mind. I can just envision the eel exploding out through the man's back side.

And where is PETA on all of this? Were any eels harmed in the execution of this prank?

And this is why we need stricter immigration laws. We cannot allow the Chinese into Arizona if they are going to behave like this.

Did you see that the Rays took a 1-0 win from the Royals and Cy Young winner Zack Greinke yesterday? That was no Chan Ho Park eel up the ass like performance by Mr Greinke. Go Rays!

Maybe if we stuffed a giant eel down that well in the Gulf it would keep BP from fucking up South Louisiana even more. And we would not have to take it up the ass in the form of higher gas prices.

Do eels eat meatballs?

And to bring this to a proper close.....I wonder if Dr. Bob ever thought of inserting the old eel into his ex housekeeper after she was tipsy from finishing off the wine? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Remember -- this was a Chinese chef, so he probably wanted an order of eel to go... and that's just what he got ...

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

I was at that game, Nola! Other than Longo's homer, it was the most BORING baseball game I've ever been to. Not a DAMN thing happened worth while, other than the homer. Boring. Boring to the hilt.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Next time we nail his eel to the floor and see how long it is before he talks

[Tex]

He might have been trying to slip some goodies out of the kitchen to take home.

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This story makes you wonder how the Chinese dish General Tso's Chicken originally got its name.