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Post by Hazelita on May 18, 2005 5:02:23 GMT -6
 Happy Birthday to the smartest
Stud Muffin in the whole world!
Love you Jakey!
Hugs & Kisses,
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 18, 2005 5:23:28 GMT -6
DUDE !! Happy Birthday...
Numbers, we need numbers...
Hazel, did you get a Birthday Suit for him this year? ;D ;D
Gordon
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Post by Storm on May 18, 2005 9:37:36 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Jake!!! All the very best my friend  |
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Post by Carla on May 18, 2005 9:45:52 GMT -6
Happy Birthday, Jake.
So what are you now, pushing 26? ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 18, 2005 10:53:16 GMT -6
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Post by Lady Irie on May 18, 2005 11:12:19 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 18, 2005 18:20:54 GMT -6
Thank you, one and all. And especially my sweet Honey-Lamb!!
I'm celebrating my birthday by being stuck in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere PA, and to sweeten the pot even further, their broadband is out today! So I'm celebrating EXTRA HARD on an AOL dial-up connection! Yeah!!
huh-huh... I said "extra hard!"
Oh well, you don't turn 32 every day of your life!......Jake
P.S. - for the last 27 years, I used to enjoy knowing that I shared my birthday with the Pope. I'm going to miss that. It's just not the same sharing your birthday with Dobie Gillis and Czar Nicholas II.
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Post by Hazelita on May 18, 2005 18:56:19 GMT -6
Hazel, did you get a Birthday Suit for him this year? ;D ;D Nah, I didn't get him a new one. The one he came with is still in pretty good shape.  So what are you now, pushing 26? ;D Gee, I hope not. I'd feel too much like Mrs. Robinson. Besides, no 26-year-old could possess the qualities I love so much in my sweet baby: maturity (though he'd deny it), knowledge (both trivial and significant), the perfect balance between sweetness/evil, romance/depravity, and civility/sarcasm. Then there's that great "movie phone guy" voice of his. And ... oh yeah, he's a pretty good kisser, too. Better than the guys I kissed when I was 26. Oh well, you don't turn 32 every day of your life!......Jake 32, my ass!  ;D |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 18, 2005 19:20:16 GMT -6
Oh well, you don't turn 32 every day of your life!......Jake . Yeah and my next birthday I am going to be 29. Joe. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 18, 2005 21:03:31 GMT -6
Thank you, one and all. And especially my sweet Honey-Lamb!! You're welcome. |
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Post by Hazelita on May 18, 2005 21:21:29 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 18, 2005 21:29:27 GMT -6
This thread reminds me of a joke I always think of on my birthday. It should probably go on the joke forum, but what the fuck. Here it is:
A young man is writing in his journal on his birthday: "I am 20 years old today, and I'm so horny and so virile, I can't bend my penis, even with both hands!"
Ten years later, he's still keeping up the journal: "I'm 30 years old today, and I still can't bend my penis with both hands!"
On his fortieth birthday, he writes: "I'm 40 years old today, and I STILL can't bend it with both hands!"
He maintains the journal all his life. Finally, many years later, he enters: "I'm 80 years old today. And I finally bent it! I must be getting stronger!!"
.... ;D...... Jake (he must have been Eye-talian)
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Post by Tex on May 18, 2005 22:14:17 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Jake.
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 18, 2005 23:05:03 GMT -6
.... ;D...... Jake (he must have been Eye-talian) I fucking hate that when someone says eye-talian, just pisses me off. They don't say eye-taly so why do they have to say eye-talian?   Joe |
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Post by Hazelita on May 19, 2005 5:16:42 GMT -6
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Post by Carla on May 19, 2005 9:13:37 GMT -6
no 26-year-old could possess the qualities I love so much I have to agree with you, Hazelita. I'll take an older man over a young buck any day. Carla |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 19, 2005 9:20:36 GMT -6
I have to agree with you, Hazelita. I'll take an older man over a young buck any day. Carla There is an old Jamaican saying.... A new broom cleans the floor fast, but an old broom knows all the corners. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 19, 2005 10:33:56 GMT -6
I'm sure Jake is joking whenever he says that, especially since he's poking fun at his own paisanos. Didn't you know he's of "I"-talian heritage, too? I was pretty sure old Jake was joking,at least he better be since he is eye-talian ;D to. Was just letting everyone else know.  Joe. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 19, 2005 10:36:31 GMT -6
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Post by Carla on May 19, 2005 10:49:31 GMT -6
A new broom cleans the floor fast, but an old broom knows all the corners. Now that is Gospel! Cuz well-kept "corners" are what lets you know the sweeping was a job well done! Let the chu'ch say Amen! Carla |
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Post by Storm on May 19, 2005 11:29:26 GMT -6
Love attending to those "well kept" corners!! Hey Jake! How's this for topic drift?? ;D In an attempt to get back on track ... hope the day was a good one!! |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 19, 2005 13:04:29 GMT -6
A new broom cleans the floor fast, but an old broom knows all the corners. And vacuum cleaners just plain suck. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 19, 2005 14:46:13 GMT -6
You say that like it's a BAD thing!......Jake
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Post by JustIan on May 21, 2005 5:37:55 GMT -6
Happy belated birthday Jake. I've been busy and haven't been here.
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Post by JustIan on May 21, 2005 5:43:40 GMT -6
I fucking hate that when someone says eye-talian, just pisses me off. They don't say eye-taly so why do they have to say eye-talian? Joe You're reminding me of Lucky now.... ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 21, 2005 9:38:37 GMT -6
You're reminding me of Lucky now.... ;D ;D ;D That hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D Joe. |
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