Post by edie2u on Nov 24, 2009 18:30:46 GMT -6
Maria, the Mexican maid, asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: No Señora, the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?
The wife was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: No Señora, the gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?
