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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 9:37:39 GMT -6
Let's see how many of these phrases we can work in to the Thanksgiving dinner conversation this year:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 9:54:01 GMT -6
19. Let me put some gravy on that for you
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 23, 2009 10:07:02 GMT -6
20. Are you sure you'll be able to get all that in your mouth?
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 10:13:02 GMT -6
21. Eat it, its just a little cranberry sauce
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 10:15:11 GMT -6
22. Shall I baste the breast some more?
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 13:09:09 GMT -6
23. Hers is OK; but my sister's is more moist.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 13:14:53 GMT -6
24. Just reach in and pull out the giblets
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 13:35:56 GMT -6
25. If you enjoy it so much, why do we only get to have it once a year?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 13:39:47 GMT -6
26. If the oven is too hot, pull the bird out
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 13:40:59 GMT -6
27. Who's Cream Pie?
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 13:47:35 GMT -6
28. I like a good nap afterwards, but then I'll be ready for more!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 14:05:11 GMT -6
29. Smell that? That is yeast in action
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 14:10:19 GMT -6
30. As a ch-ch-change of pace, I'm going to do a suckling pig.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 14:17:06 GMT -6
31. We are out of room here, would you mind eating at the kids table?
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 15:06:21 GMT -6
32. All the men were satisfied by the gobbler.
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 15:10:58 GMT -6
33. It may be unconventional, but the first thing I like to do is cover the breast in bacon...
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 15:15:10 GMT -6
34. The thigh isn't my favorite part, but it's very close to it!
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 23, 2009 16:03:33 GMT -6
35. You can't forget creamed pearl onions if you're talkin' thighs and breast.
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 16:18:53 GMT -6
36. If I have too much wine I won't be able to finish.
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 23, 2009 16:55:33 GMT -6
37. My wife requires me to drink wine.  |
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 23, 2009 16:57:33 GMT -6
38. There's nothing like 2 fresh kumquats after dinner.
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 17:40:15 GMT -6
36. I haven't been stuffed like this since my bachelorette party.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 23, 2009 18:23:41 GMT -6
OK Bif, this is a strictly dont ask dont tell situation, and that was too much information
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 23, 2009 18:42:39 GMT -6
It was supposed to have been said by a female. Is this better?
36a. I haven't been stuffed like this since my last trip to San Fransisco.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 24, 2009 6:20:25 GMT -6
Whew! for a while there I thought we had an error in the "Transgender" field of the member database. Carry on
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 24, 2009 9:31:50 GMT -6
Is it in bad taste to give someone in a wheelchair a turkey leg?
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Post by Bif St Lou on Nov 25, 2009 12:47:34 GMT -6
Attachments:
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 25, 2009 18:09:16 GMT -6
I believe her name is JennieO.
Does that breast have an implant?
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