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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 10, 2009 2:08:39 GMT -6
Admit it: you are a reasonable person, but sometimes your intelligence is just INSULTED with incredibly unreasonable and stupid commercials on the telly. You just want to toss a brick at them!
What commercials get you the most crazy freaking mad these days?
For me, it's that Got-Dambit stupid cell-phone mom with her "roll over" minutes and her idiotic kids. Screw you, you bitch! If I have leftover minutes every month, it's because I'm BUYING TOO FUCKING MANY!!
I'd also like to STOMP THE SHIT out of that fucking Gecko and his smug attitude! I want to smear his slimy guts all over the flat rock he's sunning himself on. Holier than thou cold-blooded reptile. I hope you choke on your damned crisps!!
Okay, I feel better now. Who's next?......Jake
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Post by Tex on Nov 10, 2009 11:33:04 GMT -6
The HD Vision sunglasses commercials have the worst acting that I have ever seen.
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 10, 2009 16:26:16 GMT -6
Admit it: you are a reasonable person, but sometimes your intelligence is just INSULTED with incredibly unreasonable and stupid commercials on the telly. You just want to toss a brick at them! What commercials get you the most crazy freaking mad these days? For me, it's that Got-Dambit stupid cell-phone mom with her "roll over" minutes and her idiotic kids. Screw you, you bitch! If I have leftover minutes every month, it's because I'm BUYING TOO FUCKING MANY!! I'd also like to STOMP THE SHIT out of that fucking Gecko and his smug attitude! I want to smear his slimy guts all over the flat rock he's sunning himself on. Holier than thou cold-blooded reptile. I hope you choke on your damned crisps!! Okay, I feel better now. Who's next? Fancy a crisp? Simon |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 10, 2009 16:31:47 GMT -6
I was wondering if you blokes were subject to that same stupid reptile. And if maybe they gave him a Texas accent for UK broadcasts!
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 10, 2009 16:39:14 GMT -6
We don't have to suffer him here, but I have seen him when I have been in the US and noted his English accent, so when I saw your crisp reference I searched YouTube to see the commercial.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 11, 2009 7:02:28 GMT -6
Both of us absolutely hate those paper towel commercials with a brat of a 2 or 3 year old spilling his morning bowl of cereal on the floor then dancing around on it... Mom comes in.. ohhhh isnt he cute?!?! lets get some paper towels to clean it up.
Little bastard needs a swift swat on the ass and made to clean up the mess himself, this is the kid whose family takes him to a restaurant and disrupts EVERYONES meal, not the least reason because he dumps his meal on the floor and dances in it (although there are restaurants where I felt they urge to do that with the crap they served, but thats another story). We could take our daughter to a restaurant at age 3 and have a very enjoyable meal, and I know for a fact that she didnt dump her breakfast on the floor more than once.
AND BTW rotten kid's Mom, use a cloth towel, fabric can be used, rinsed, and reused, for years... much cheaper.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 11, 2009 7:05:28 GMT -6
Ambulance chaser legal firms advertising... gotta hang nail? your rights may have been violated call Dewey Cheatum and Howe for legal representation, we dont get paid unless you win... blah blah blah...
GET OUTTA MY FACE
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Post by Christinko on Nov 11, 2009 10:54:00 GMT -6
I (smuggly) have not watched TV since 1986, so I have no such angst in my life. Proceed.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Nov 15, 2009 3:57:08 GMT -6
Ambulance chaser legal firms advertising... gotta hang nail? your rights may have been violated call Dewey Cheatum and Howe for legal representation, we dont get paid unless you win... blah blah blah... GET OUTTA MY FACE I hate those fuckers. There is one asshole that advertises during Giants games. He use the line. " I am in good standing with the California Bar". Why the fuck are you telling us that asshole? Is there a reason for it? The Gecko Commercials are getting sick. Put some salt on the little shit and watch him dry up. Howey Long and his fucking asshole hair cut and Chevrolet Commercials. If Chevrolet is so fucking great why did they go broke? Get a better barber but ass wipe. The credit card companies and how they are out to help everyone. What a line of bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe |
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Post by bigdog8088 on Nov 15, 2009 14:11:24 GMT -6
Chevrolet Broke...ask the union....
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 15, 2009 14:49:51 GMT -6
... ask management, they had the books
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 15, 2009 15:07:19 GMT -6
As big a Sex Pistols fan as I am I still hate the County Life Butter commercials we have over here staring John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten :
Simon
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Post by IE on Nov 16, 2009 19:35:26 GMT -6
{Done in full opera regalia and song}
I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now
call JG Wentworth
877-CASHNOW!!!!
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