Lingerie Football League- could be NSFW

[Ardbeg... innit]

The Lingerie Football League is well into its 7th season, and well...









EXCELLENT OFFICIATING... Notice the refs eyes are double checking to make sure the receiver has both feet in the end zone

[Merlot Joe]

On what station is this broadcasted?

A couple of those gals look like they could kick your ass up around your ears with little or no effort.

Joe

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Oct 28, 2009 12:20:55 GMT -6 Merlot Joe said:

On what station is this broadcasted?

My guess would be The Playboy Channel.

[Merlot Joe]

I wounder if they any water boys to clean the grass satins off of their butts during the game?

I am sure that I could clear my schedule and be available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joe

[Ardbeg... innit]

Oct 28, 2009 12:20:55 GMT -6 Merlot Joe said:

On what station is this broadcasted?

A couple of those gals look like they could kick your ass up around your ears with little or no effort. My thought too, actually, some of them look like they could be Klingons in disguise

Joe

At this point it appears on PPV from the leagues website www.lflus.com and supposedly from the MyNetworkTV (which is essentially what resulted from the merger of WB and UPN). Best bet, see if you have access to one of their network stations WWOR, New York, KCOP, Los Angeles, or WPWR, Chicago.

[Merlot Joe]

If they could get some one like TNT or USA to telecast these games say on Monday against Monday Night Football they would beat them in the ratings wars.

I can also think of a couple of NFL teams these gals could also beat.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Detroit and Oakland quickly come to mind.


Joe

[Ardbeg... innit]

Given their uniforms, I cant think of an NFL team that wouldnt beat themselves if these girls lined up opposite them.

[Merlot Joe]

Oct 29, 2009 14:50:56 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

Given their uniforms, I cant think of an NFL team that wouldnt beat themselves if these girls lined up opposite them.

Would you please remove your head from the gutter.





Yeah but if they wouldn't I bet this ladies would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Joe

[Merlot Joe]

You might also sit home and beat yourself while watching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ardbeg... innit]

Oct 29, 2009 16:09:06 GMT -6 Merlot Joe said:

Oct 29, 2009 14:50:56 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

Given their uniforms, I cant think of an NFL team that wouldnt beat themselves if these girls lined up opposite them.

Would you please remove your head from the gutter.

Joe

I like keeping my head in the gutter, that way when I lose it, I always know where to look for it.

[Merlot Joe]

I was looking at the picture again and the first gal number 4 actually looks like she is missing some teeth.

[Merlot Joe]

I had nothing better to do so here's some more information on the league.

The Lingerie Football League (LFL) is a women's American indoor football league. The women play 7-on-7 tackle football games.

LFL, Friday Night Football

In 2009, the ten LFL inaugural season teams are scheduled to compete in a 20-week season with games at major arenas and stadiums. The weekly games are scheduled to be shot in 1080i high-definition and to broadcast on MyNetworkTV, international stations, and online streaming.

Games will include two 15-minute halves and a ten-minute halftime.
Play style

Play style is full-contact and similar to other indoor football leagues. Uniforms consist of helmets, shoulder pads, elbow pads, knee pads, bras, and panties.

There are no field goals and no punts. There is a kickoff to start the game and second half.[1] A team must attempt to get a first down on every fourth down. After a touchdown, a team can attempt a one-point conversion from the two yard line, or a two-point conversion from the five-yard line.

There are seven women on each side of the 50-yard field, the same as the Continental Indoor Football League, but one less than the eight players usually found in arena football or other indoor leagues. Teams consist of 18 players, only 12 of whom are active on game day. This means that there are usually 3 or 4 players who play both offense and defense.

The standard offensive formation features 1 quarterback, 2 running backs, 1 center, and 3 wide receivers. The standard defensive formation features 2 defensive linewomen, 2 linebackers, 2 cornerbacks, and 1 safety.

The field is 50-yard between end zones, 30 yards wide, and the end zones are 8 yards deep, roughly the same as other indoor leagues. [2]

A game consists of two 17-minute halves, separated by a 15-minute halftime. In the event of a tie, an 8-minute sudden-death overtime is played.

The ten teams are:

Eastern Conference

Philadelphia Passion
Chicago Bliss
Miami Caliente
New york Majesty
Tampa Breeze

Western Conference

Dallas Desire
Denver Dream
Los Angeles Temptation
San Deigo Seduction
Seattle Mist

The league announced it would play with ten teams in its 2009-2010 season.[3] The league is scheduled to run from September 4, 2009 to January 29, 2010, with one game each Friday. Teams play one game against each other team in their conference; 2 games are at home and 2 games are on the road. The top two teams in each conference will meet in playoff games on February 5th in Miami, and the winners will go on to play in Lingerie Bowl VII on February 7th.

[Merlot Joe]

For those of you who care, you can watchn the LFL on MTV2 Friday nights at 10:00.

So far from what I've seen, better than the NFL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Ardbeg... innit]

BTW- This slipped by us all, who need the WNBA during the summer months, when there is the Lingerie Basketball League

lingeriebasketball.com/

[Merlot Joe]

Follow the bouncing ..............................................

[Ron]

Let me know when they launch Lingerie Tax Accounting, anything to perk up April 15th would be appreciated.