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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 10, 2005 14:32:59 GMT -6
In my youth I was once standing in front of my newly painted cherished ride holding a searing hot and thus inedible slice of pizza. Suddenly these two women come running to their car which was parked next to mine. One of the women opens the drivers door slamming into my beloved wheels. I shouted " hey watch what your doing". This very large and arrogant person yells back "fuck you, what are you twelve".
This triggers a very deep sensitive area with me, people at that time always thought I was much younger than I was, so I was sensitive and now VERY INSULTED.
Without hesitation I take this SCORCHING HOT slice of pizza and throw it as HARD AS POSSIBLE toward this women who had backed up her car and was now pulling away. The pizza slice hits her flat across her face then slides across the dashboard. She instantly freaks out and starts trying to climb out of her car while its jumping from the clutch suddenly being dumped from idle. I realize at this point I have my hands full, this women and her friend are CRAZED. Their car finally comes to a rest and the two women get out screaming and running at me saying things like "now watch what we do to your car". One of them had a can opener and was trying to slash me. The other women was swinging at me and missing, in their frustration one of them throws a handful of ch-ch-change in my face. Get this, as they were running at me and myself avoiding their swinging arms it became apparent these girls were nearly NAKED! They only had on these loosely tided cape like clothes as both naked psychos were running me down. One had a big hairy bush FYI. Families were all around us as we were in a strip mall and know body would come to my aid or even ask me if I needed help!
I would help anybody! I was in a Latino ghetto visiting a historic building (I'm into local history) were I came upon a severely drunk older Latino man with head bleeding from crashing into the side walk. I held this guy up, got paramedics and made sure know body would fuck with him (or me) until help arrived.
PLEASE INDULGE IN YOUR COMMENTS
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Post by drmryder on Sept 10, 2005 15:52:26 GMT -6
Did you go back and collect all the ch-ch-change on the ground?
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Post by drmryder on Sept 10, 2005 15:53:25 GMT -6
Would you call the two of them 'Bush-wackers'?
'Bush-Wackos'?
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 10, 2005 15:56:55 GMT -6
Did you go back and collect all the ch-ch-change on the ground? Yes I did! I did so out of nervousness perhaps, as I looked around families were walking around this scene. |
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 10, 2005 16:03:37 GMT -6
One had a big hairy bush FYI You don't say when this event happened. Was this a case of 70's bush? Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 10, 2005 16:06:04 GMT -6
One had a big hairy bush FYI You don't say when this event happened. Was this a case of 70's bush? Simon It was a case of mid-eightys bush, I belive equal to 70's bush thus unchanged to 70's bush" |
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 10, 2005 17:10:58 GMT -6
You don't say when this event happened. Was this a case of 70's bush? Simon It was a case of mid-eightys bush, I belive equal to 70's bush thus unchanged to 70's bush" Thanks for clarifying. I'd already ruled out the 90's due to the growth in popularity of pubic topiary during late-80's. Simon |
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Post by Tex on Sept 11, 2005 14:48:48 GMT -6
Wow Gary, when I met you, you seemed easy going and agreeable. Don't fuck with somebody's hand rubbed lacquer job.  |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 11, 2005 15:28:50 GMT -6
Okay, so two nearly-naked caped psycho chicks are chasing you with a can opener.... is this just a cliff-hanger, or do we get to hear the REST of the story?........Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 11, 2005 15:35:55 GMT -6
Okay, so two nearly-naked caped psycho chicks are chasing you with a can opener.... is this just a cliff-hanger, Jake Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel Joe. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 11, 2005 18:48:53 GMT -6
Wow Gary, when I met you, you seemed easy going and agreeable. Don't fuck with somebody's hand rubbed lacquer job. Tex, lets keep your impression of me that way, please! This is perhaps the most aggressive physical situation I was ever involved in. I'm really a laid back Negril hippie type.  |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 11, 2005 19:04:47 GMT -6
Oh, it ended this way. The two women suddenly stop and go back to their car cursing me. At that point I look around and families are keeping their distance from me and are going around "the scene" to enter on to the strip mall sidewalk. It was strange because I wasn't that mad when they opened the door into my car, I don't know what came over me. Now I had a situation, but I believe that as "fuck-en riled" as they were, they had some apprehension dealing with me because I was so calm dodging the can opener and futile swings. I don't remember if I went in and got a new slice. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 12, 2005 4:40:18 GMT -6
?? ?? ?? OH YEAH, the pizza!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 12, 2005 8:33:27 GMT -6
I would help anybody! ... I came upon a severely drunk older Latino man with head bleeding from crashing into the side walk. I held this guy up ... BTW, how much money did you get off of him when you held him up? Sounds like in this case, you helped yourself. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 12, 2005 16:45:30 GMT -6
I would help anybody! ... I came upon a severely drunk older Latino man with head bleeding from crashing into the side walk. I held this guy up ... BTW, how much money did you get off of him when you held him up? Sounds like in this case, you helped yourself. BB you have that Brooklyn mindset, I'm New York Suburbs (see profile, location) |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 12, 2005 16:51:05 GMT -6
I just realized that I'm similar to the character in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger" who can kill with his "top hat". One quick throw of a slice and it's over. The next time I'm in the rough part of town (there isn't any really) I'll carry a large pie to be on the safe side. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 12, 2005 17:46:45 GMT -6
Those flimsy New York pizzas wouldn't hurt a fly. Now a good solid deep dish Chicago pizza, that could be classified as a lethal weapon!......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 12, 2005 21:13:52 GMT -6
Only if you eat one.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 12, 2005 22:20:23 GMT -6
Abso-fuckin-lutely! If you can't take the cholesterol, stay out of the dining room! Life is cheap here in the heartland.......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 12, 2005 22:26:06 GMT -6
They had those New York Style pizza's on the cruise ship. The crust was thinner than toilet paper. Yuk!!!!!
Joe.
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 13, 2005 4:26:58 GMT -6
I beg to differ. Chicago thin-crust is thinner than NYC thin-crust. The ONLY advantage it has over the NYC version is that it is crispier.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 13, 2005 4:40:36 GMT -6
I guess the injury from the flying slice is a combination of "blunt force impact and severe laceration? |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 13, 2005 7:28:21 GMT -6
Abso-fuckin-lutely! If you can't take the cholesterol, stay out of the dining room! Life is cheap here in the heartland.......Jake Yeah but by-pass surgery ain't. You better make your reservations early. Joe. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 13, 2005 9:16:11 GMT -6
I beg to differ. Chicago thin-crust is thinner than NYC thin-crust. The ONLY advantage it has over the NYC version is that it is crispier. Also, we cut it into squares instead of wedges, so it's easier to pick up. And easier to throw, I imagine!......Jake |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 13, 2005 9:53:09 GMT -6
And easier to throw, I imagine!...... Now there's something you might want to consider incorporating into your activities at your ChiHedo Party next month. |
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Post by hardwork-DJ on Sept 13, 2005 14:35:46 GMT -6
I beg to differ. Chicago thin-crust is thinner than NYC thin-crust. The ONLY advantage it has over the NYC version is that it is crispier. Also, we cut it into squares instead of wedges, so it's easier to pick up. And easier to throw, I imagine!......Jake Yeah, and from the local history I've read on pizza, it states that Chicago stole the recipe for the thin crispy crust pizza from the East side of Milwaukee, where I grew up! I think it was linked to the MAFIA! Funny thing is, they are all Italians!!! Go figure! I prefer the deep dish pizza myself. Good 'ol heart clogging food at it's best! ~DJ~ |
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 13, 2005 17:40:16 GMT -6
Speaking of pizza ... Some of you may remember that I'm on the South Beach diet (well, most of the week, except Sunday when I visit my mom ... she doesn't UNDERSTAND the concept of NO WHITE RICE OR POTATOS!!!). I found a pizza place in NYC that actually makes a pizza on a MULTI-GRAIN crust!!! You don't know how happy this makes me  I really missed having pizza and this pizzeria saved my sanity ... woo hoo! BTW, the pizza is actually pretty good. A slice and a side salad is a terrific lunch. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 13, 2005 20:11:16 GMT -6
Any idea of the carb count on that slice? Man, it's been two long years since I've had pizza or pasta and you've got me curious. I guess the details of this place will have to wait until the 24th? Gotta hand it to you -- you sure know how to keep an idiot in suspense ...
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Post by viperess on Sept 13, 2005 21:02:53 GMT -6
I had a personal pan pizza for lunch today....nothing like a thick hot fluffy crust...to wrap my fingers around.... and gently slide into my mouth.....with a little jalapeno on top.....
DD
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 13, 2005 21:22:55 GMT -6
Any idea of the carb count on that slice? Man, it's been two long years since I've had pizza or pasta and you've got me curious. I guess the details of this place will have to wait until the 24th? Gotta hand it to you -- you sure know how to keep an idiot in suspense ... Nope, I have no clue about the carb count on the multi-grain pizza. But who cares? It's a GOOD kind of carb, not a bad kind of carb! The name of the place is Mozzarelli's and it's on East 23rd Street (between Park and Madison). They also have a whole wheat crust pizza. |
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I really missed having pizza and this pizzeria saved my sanity ... woo hoo! 