Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 6, 2009 9:45:34 GMT -6
Top 10 Reasons Why David Letterman Has Sex With His Female Employees
10. Peer pressure
9. Still trying to beat Leno in the ratings even though they're no longer on at the same time
8. Was afraid Jimmy Kimmel might steal the idea
7. He told them it was among the "employee benefits"
6. It was added as a rider in his last CBS contract
5. Realized that if he didn't, then the terrorists would win, dammit!
4. Got tired of putting the paper bag over his wife's head
3. He wanted to contribute his own "stimulus package", if you know what I mean
2. There was nothing good to watch on TV
... And the number one reason why David Letterman has sex with his female employees ...
1. He's sick of the rejection he gets from offering sex to his *male* employees
Feel free to create your own list.
10. Peer pressure
9. Still trying to beat Leno in the ratings even though they're no longer on at the same time
8. Was afraid Jimmy Kimmel might steal the idea
7. He told them it was among the "employee benefits"
6. It was added as a rider in his last CBS contract
5. Realized that if he didn't, then the terrorists would win, dammit!
4. Got tired of putting the paper bag over his wife's head
3. He wanted to contribute his own "stimulus package", if you know what I mean
2. There was nothing good to watch on TV
... And the number one reason why David Letterman has sex with his female employees ...
1. He's sick of the rejection he gets from offering sex to his *male* employees
Feel free to create your own list.
