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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 22, 2009 10:26:05 GMT -6
Every once in a while, somebody just NEEDS a huge punch in the face. Like that stupid Verizon "can you hear me now?" guy. Or Barbara Boxer. Or Carrot-Top.
You probably can't really go over there and give them the pummeling they so richly deserves, but you can give anyone a virtual beat-down by posting their name here on your personal punch-out list.
So, who's on your punch-out list?.......Jake (who will add his own list later)
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Jul 22, 2009 10:29:37 GMT -6
The slap chop guy
Zilla (I refuse to love his nuts)
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Post by nolaflacav on Jul 22, 2009 11:26:04 GMT -6
Tim Tebow
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Post by Irish Stu on Jul 22, 2009 11:58:35 GMT -6
The Welsh.
Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Jul 22, 2009 12:31:30 GMT -6
David Beckham... though I suspect I'd be at the back of a long line in LA right now.
Simon
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Post by Tex on Jul 22, 2009 13:26:22 GMT -6
A second for Mr. Slap Chop.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 22, 2009 16:08:27 GMT -6
The New York Mets.
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Post by viperess on Jul 22, 2009 21:25:38 GMT -6
1. Obama 2. Biden 3. My boss's boss (fucker) 4. My brothers and sister in no particular order 5. The entire cast of Miami Social 6. Lazy people in the handicap carts....Aint nothin wrong with them!  7. The part time wanger that answers the phone at our division office. (You did say LIST...right Jake??) 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Jeff Lewis from 'Flipping Out' |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jul 23, 2009 3:46:22 GMT -6
6. Lazy people in the handicap carts....Aint nothin wrong with them! Gotta love those fat women at WalMart, eh Tex?  Simon |
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Post by nolaflacav on Jul 23, 2009 6:23:50 GMT -6
Trying hard to come up with more for my list but all I got so far is still just Tim Tebow. Can I punch him twice?
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Post by Tex on Jul 23, 2009 6:41:19 GMT -6
6. Lazy people in the handicap carts....Aint nothin wrong with them! Gotta love those fat women at WalMart, eh Tex? Simon My sons and I were in Galveston for a few beach days and it started raining. We amused ourselves by going to Wal Mart and farting around with the handicap carts and wheel chairs. We would come 2 inches from ramming someone else's cart head on. You could see the tension building in the other customer's expression but they wouldn't want to say anything to a "handicap". My oldest son sat in a wheelchair and we would hand him a case of beer saying "Here be useful for something" or "If I wasn't drawing a government check on you I would have rolled your sorry ass down a boat ramp a long time ago." - a little cruel but you have to amuse yourself on a rainy day somehow. |
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Post by nolaflacav on Jul 23, 2009 7:50:12 GMT -6
6. Lazy people in the handicap carts....Aint nothin wrong with them! Being lazy is most certainly a disease and a handicap. I astonished my pediatrician once when he insisted one of my children had ADD. I quickly proved that it was instead a severe case of JPFL (just plain fucking lazy). |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 23, 2009 11:13:09 GMT -6
Trying hard to come up with more for my list but all I got so far is still just Tim Tebow. Can I punch him twice? Depends. Who the fuck is he? |
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Post by nolaflacav on Jul 23, 2009 11:40:16 GMT -6
Trying hard to come up with more for my list but all I got so far is still just Tim Tebow. Can I punch him twice? Depends. Who the fuck is he? On the off chance that you are serious.... starting QB and Heisman Trophy winner from University of Florida. Results 1 - 10 of about 1,020,000 for Tim Tebow. (0.12 seconds) Now can I punch him twice? |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 23, 2009 13:02:23 GMT -6
Punch him all you want. But certainly you don't expect me to know college sports players from Florida? I don't think I could name a Chicago Cub other than Ryne Sandberg.
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Post by viperess on Jul 23, 2009 18:55:39 GMT -6
Gotta love those fat women at WalMart, eh Tex? Simon My sons and I were in Galveston for a few beach days and it started raining. We amused ourselves by going to Wal Mart and farting around with the handicap carts and wheel chairs. We would come 2 inches from ramming someone else's cart head on. You could see the tension building in the other customer's expression but they wouldn't want to say anything to a "handicap". My oldest son sat in a wheelchair and we would hand him a case of beer saying "Here be useful for something" or "If I wasn't drawing a government check on you I would have rolled your sorry ass down a boat ramp a long time ago." - a little cruel but you have to amuse yourself on a rainy day somehow. LMFAO! Not quite as funny but in high school I would go shopping with friends and anytime there was a cute guy around I'd start my 'Tarrets'(?) routine. I'd make sure and say their name REAL loud.....man that was always fun. |
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Post by Liz of Chris & Liz on Jul 24, 2009 6:01:05 GMT -6
When I was in high school my friend Donna and I used to walk eachother down the road with dog collars on. Another time she wore a bag on her head and a collar. We also liked to do the "puke routine" ... one of us would chew up tootsie rolls and drink orange soda and then as a car was driving by or a person walking by we would "throw up"...it was great fun! Old ladies (my age now I guess!) would stop to see if they could help! And to keep on topic, I've always wanted to punch Dick Cheney in his fat face.  Liz |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jul 26, 2009 0:36:49 GMT -6
Winery Field Reps,
Winemakers
Joe
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Post by viperess on Jul 26, 2009 21:06:00 GMT -6
So you want to slap yourself.....kinky... |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jul 26, 2009 23:27:53 GMT -6
So you want to slap yourself.....kinky... Sorry, I don't make it just I just grow them. Joe |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 27, 2009 5:52:06 GMT -6
Trying hard to come up with more for my list but all I got so far is still just Tim Tebow. Can I punch him twice? Depends. Who the fuck is he? Thanks for asking that Tex.. saved me the effort. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 27, 2009 5:59:30 GMT -6
Robert Conrad... I never fall for the old "knock the battery off my shoulder" diversion, I go straight for the target... OTOH I make sure the people I punch in the face are well over 70 and/or dead
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 27, 2009 10:27:23 GMT -6
Depends. Who the fuck is he? Thanks for asking that Tex.. saved me the effort. You're welcome.......Tex |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 27, 2009 10:44:18 GMT -6
Sorry Jake, I was dozing off there, the threads were that exciting to plod through
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Post by bigdog8088 on Jul 28, 2009 1:54:48 GMT -6
When I was in high school my friend Donna and I used to walk eachother down the road with dog collars on. Another time she wore a bag on her head and a collar. We also liked to do the "puke routine" ... one of us would chew up tootsie rolls and drink orange soda and then as a car was driving by or a person walking by we would "throw up"...it was great fun! Old ladies (my age now I guess!) would stop to see if they could help! And to keep on topic, I've always wanted to punch Dick Cheney in his fat face. Liz Liz that sounds a tad kinky to me.... |
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Post by viperess on Jul 29, 2009 8:36:29 GMT -6
You ought to see what she does with a blow up doll...
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Post by pixiedust on Aug 2, 2009 13:26:31 GMT -6
6. Lazy people in the handicap carts....Aint nothin wrong with them! Gotta love those fat women at WalMart, eh Tex? Simon There are those of us who are: A. Fat B. Most decidedly don't like HAVING to use those carts C. Have to use the damn things because we are in too much pain to make it through the store on foot. D. We are neither lazy nor do we relish reading about people's assumptions of us - hence hating using the damn things in the first place. Guess I shouldn't have clicked on this thread... |
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Post by viperess on Aug 2, 2009 21:44:55 GMT -6
Some are very lazy. A long time in retail has shown me this. I wouldn't make fun of anyone that truly needed a cart.
Simon's post was a pun from a post several years ago and I doubt he meant anything by it.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 19, 2009 10:50:52 GMT -6
I've been caught in a conundrum. While I have thought about smacking some people, I punish myself internally for even thinking that way these days because I'm trying nonviolence because rationally it works better for me. So I'm squelching my baser desires (something I rarely do).
Back when I had an irritating ex-beau who scared the bejesus outta me, I'd think of ways for him to die so that I wouldn't be bothered anymore. I thought of car crashes...but then someone else might get hurt. Then I thought of him running his car into a tree...but then the tree or an animal could get hurt. My final plan was for lightening to hit him, but then I thought about karma and how it could as easily hit me for thinking the mean thoughts. So I just stopped hating and it worked like a charm to solve the problem. Amazing what happens when you let go of the pricklies around you.
Shall we sing Kumbaya together now or later? Just thought I'd share. I'm not really this insipid.
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