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Post by viperess on Aug 6, 2005 16:33:41 GMT -6
Another page, brother...
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 6, 2005 18:12:34 GMT -6
It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'.
Simon
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Post by RumAndCoke on Aug 6, 2005 19:11:50 GMT -6
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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Doesn't this sound like a real conversation that you might hear in the Hedo Hot tub at about 3am?
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