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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 18, 2005 7:28:25 GMT -6
Okay, my third hint has come true, one more to go and I will tell you guys who I think is Stinky ass.
Joe
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 18, 2005 8:55:16 GMT -6
This is cool....like the game Clue!
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Post by Tex on Jun 18, 2005 9:16:44 GMT -6
...I don't know about that...them South Carolinians don't talk much like the fwench... And Pepe does? ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 18, 2005 9:56:19 GMT -6
Okay here we go.
1. Only one person on this board signs of with ..... and then their name at the end of the sentence.
2. Since Stinky ass came on both have never been on line at the same time as far as I could tell.
3. This person never took a shot at Stinky ass except for one small sentence and it was not direct at them, and that is not the normal reqaction from this person.
4. This person has not been here since Thursday and neither has Stink ass.
5. If this Stinky ass was goingtto be real pain, he would always be here slamming someone. Look what our current pain in the ass BB does. ;D
IMHO which is most likely wrong, Stink ass is:
Our own fearless leader JAKE....................................
Fess up Jake...................................................
Sherlock Holmes I ain't.......................................
Joe.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 18, 2005 10:15:35 GMT -6
If it is Jake, then Hazel didn't know if originally because when he hit on her, she shunned him. But yeah! I like the Jake theory! Does seem like his M.O.
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Post by Tex on Jun 18, 2005 11:32:44 GMT -6
Hmmm,
Some ruse to stir the pot here on the board.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 18, 2005 11:44:47 GMT -6
Hmmm, Some ruse to stir the pot here on the board. I always believed he had some Rove blood in'em
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 18, 2005 14:44:21 GMT -6
Sherlock Holmes I ain't....................................... Bearing in mind the gallic persona of le stinky phantom poster I was thinking more like France's finest detective, Inspector Jacques Clouseau of the Paris gendarmerie ;D Simon
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 18, 2005 17:30:07 GMT -6
Boy, you Brits sure know how to hurt a guys feelings. ;D Joe.
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Post by Lady Irie on Jun 18, 2005 19:45:58 GMT -6
Ok, I'm playing too....I think Joe could be right. A bit of a hint in the text Even though I am destined to spend a week or two of carnal bliss in the welcoming arms of the Pampered Princess could lead one to believe it is Jake since he was planning to visit Hazel.
There is only one flaw in your "Saturday" thinking Joe, and that is Hazel has a computor so he could easily log on from that location if they don't come home too late from the Hedo Party.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 18, 2005 20:02:17 GMT -6
There is only one flaw in your "Saturday" thinking Joe, and that is Hazel has a computor so he could easily log on from that location if they don't come home too late from the Hedo Party. Usually when Jake Goes to New York to see Hazel, he stays off line tell he gets home on Sunday Night. At least that seem to be the norm over the past 6 months. Plus he has more important things to do than spend time on the computer when he is in New York. ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 19, 2005 6:15:31 GMT -6
Interesting theory Joe.
Just about anywhere else a duel personality (IF there are only two) might be an impeachable offense... here he's our fearless leader.
Waiting to see 'WHO' shows up next.
Gordon
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Post by Lady Irie on Jun 19, 2005 7:26:19 GMT -6
Very good, Joe! I think you may just have this one nailed down!
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 19, 2005 9:12:43 GMT -6
Well so far so good. Another part of my therory is that This Stinky ass is really from France. I don't ever remember anyone from France on the Board at Denny's.
Joe.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 19, 2005 9:39:42 GMT -6
Boy, you Brits sure know how to hurt a guys feelings. ;D Posted and hopefully received in good humour Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 19, 2005 10:05:37 GMT -6
Well so far so good. Another part of my therory is that This Stinky ass is really from France I too believe this is the work of Jake. 'Boucout'?? Mon dieu!! A true Frenchman would know how to spell beaucoup correctly ;D Simon
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Post by Tex on Jun 19, 2005 10:23:17 GMT -6
Well so far so good. Another part of my therory is that This Stinky ass is really from France I too believe this is the work of Jake. 'Boucout'?? Mon dieu!! A true Frenchman would know how to spell beaucoup correctly ;D Simon I don't know, spelling has become a lost art here in America, perhaps the French suffer from this too.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 19, 2005 10:41:20 GMT -6
The French people are too arrogant about their language to make simple mistakes (and I say that with affection, being a Francophile). Our Pepe was born an English speaker from the context/humor.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 19, 2005 10:50:31 GMT -6
I too believe this is the work of Jake. 'Boucout'?? Mon dieu!! A true Frenchman would know how to spell beaucoup correctly ;D Simon I don't know, spelling has become a lost art here in America, perhaps the French suffer from this too. Mais non, mon ami Texan, the French are too fiercly proud of their ancient language to make a mistake like that. Only a few years ago they even tried to purify it by purging it of all the English words and phrases that had crept into it. Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 19, 2005 11:14:39 GMT -6
Our Pepe was born an English speaker from the context/humor Agreed. Simon
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 19, 2005 12:05:25 GMT -6
Well it's about time you all figured it out! It was meant to be obvious from the beginning! And yes, Hazelita was in on the joke from the git-go......Pepe Le Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 19, 2005 12:08:35 GMT -6
Well it's about time you morons figured it out! It was meant to be obvious from the beginning!. ....Pepe Le Jake Morons, I had a stinking(no pun) hunch it was you from day one, but needed the evidence to prove it. More like Pee Pee Le Jake ;D I should smite your ass for this, maybe I will. ;D and Hazel if you wasn't such a cute little fart ;D, I'd smite you to for being an accomplish. ;D Joe.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 19, 2005 22:28:23 GMT -6
Okay, now that I'm back home in Chicago without a beautiful woman to molest, here's the full story.
We had a lot of anti-French chatter going on (with which I heartily agree, of course), so I figured it needed a focal point. To wit, a French Asshole (sorry to be redundant) that we could all aim our poignant barbs at. So I figured I'd invent a French board member, who would then behave as such a colossal ass that everyone would get a chance to insult him, releasing their anti-French vitriol and, hopefully, amusing moi in the process.
I picked Pepe le Pew as an avatar because he is a classic cartoon character from my youth, and because he perfectly embodies the Anglo view of the arrogant, self-absorbed, non-self-aware Frenchman.
I deliberately used the "five dot" sign-off so that it would be (I thought) obvious that it was really me. But most of you missed that. I guess I was being subtler than I thought! When nobody "got it", I decided, what the fuck, let's see how long it takes 'em to figure it out. Congrats to Joe for being the one who eventually did.
Joe is 100% correct that I rarely log in from Hazel's. I usually check the board occasionally from her computer (it's a Mac, <shudder!>) but rarely log in, because that would require I log her out. And, as Joe correctly points out, we usually have better things to do. ;D
When I originally posted my confession a couple of posts up, I said "you morons", but then thought better of it. I meant it with affection and no insult, but didn't want anyone to misconstrue my meaning, so I changed it moments later. But not fast enough to prevent Joe from quoting me!
And now you know the REST of the story! Thanks for all the entertainment!......Jake
P.S. - this thread has gotten us some great ads! From "Fishy Vaginal Odors" to "Urine Stains"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 20, 2005 9:52:04 GMT -6
I don't care what Jake says, I still think it's LOU.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 20, 2005 10:40:03 GMT -6
Well I was going to light you up Thursday night on this Jake, but I still wasn't 100% sure of it at time. But when you didn't log on Friday and no stinky on Friday, I knew I had you.
Joe.
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Post by RumAndCoke on Jun 22, 2005 7:24:17 GMT -6
Phhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt!!!!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Donne moi le vache!
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Post by Yes Me on Jun 25, 2005 11:40:22 GMT -6
I don't care what Jake says, I still think it's LOU. Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! ;D LOU
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 25, 2005 12:08:23 GMT -6
I don't care what Jake says, I still think it's LOU. Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! ;D LOU BB going to have fun with that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 27, 2005 11:10:30 GMT -6
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! LOU AHA! He's speaking in French! Your honor, I rest my case!
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