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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 4:32:45 GMT -6
This would put a spring in your step :
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 4:36:52 GMT -6
This would put a spring in your step : ... or testicles maybe |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 4:46:40 GMT -6
Or maybe even a Haggis Pizza :  Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 4:58:02 GMT -6
I think that a Pizza Haggis might be a better idea.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 16, 2008 5:41:47 GMT -6
I know a jazz restaurant/club that servers frog legs. I couldn't eat them because I generally don't eat anything from the lizard family and they looked like small human legs.
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Post by DT on Oct 16, 2008 7:03:27 GMT -6
"He added: “Pizza is something you can experiment with. I might try one with snails on it next.”
He needs to try this on top of his pizza.
"Delving into traditional Chinese medicine, Guo claims that animal penis is low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments. Each animal's penis has unique characteristics: snake penises (did you know snakes had two penises?) is good for potency, donkey penis is apparently good for your skin, while sheep/horse/ox/seal penis is supposed to be excellent for blood circulation."
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 8:18:53 GMT -6
Be the first in your neighborhood to choke on a bone in your pizza.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 8:28:17 GMT -6
Be the first in your neighborhood to choke on a bone in your pizza. Thats why chicken should NEVER be used as a pizza topping... a T-Bone Steak on the other hand... |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 11:16:05 GMT -6
Be the first in your neighborhood to choke on a bone in your pizza If that happened to me I'd be hopping mad. Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 11:34:15 GMT -6
You'd have to hope that someone would spring into action and administer The Heimlich Maneuver.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 13:11:12 GMT -6
It would take quick thinking to make sure the person choking doesn't croak.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 13:29:12 GMT -6
Or get warts.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 13:31:20 GMT -6
I heard you can get rid of a wart if you rubbit.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 13:34:05 GMT -6
With a frog topping, if you kiss your pizza, will it turn into a prince?
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 13:40:13 GMT -6
Only if you order it with french flies and a Diet Croak.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 13:50:03 GMT -6
With a frog topping, if you kiss your pizza, will it turn into a prince? It would work only if you were a tadpolite |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 13:55:56 GMT -6
Just make sure if you drive to the restaurant that you don't park illegally, or you could get toad.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 13:56:00 GMT -6
You've heard of Road Pizza? This is Toad Pizza.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 14:24:45 GMT -6
I heard the waitress there, Lily, was known for padding the bill.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 14:29:38 GMT -6
When the owners found out they weren't very hoppy.
Simon
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 16, 2008 14:30:31 GMT -6
When I ate at the jazz place that served frog legs, I ordered a chicken cutlet. When it had arrived at the table I was surprised to see someone had played tic-tac-toe in the breaded surface.
A friend had ordered the frog legs, they were big for a frog and looked slippery.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 16, 2008 23:23:00 GMT -6
I tried frog legs once. One bit and ....................................................
Joe
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 16, 2008 23:24:26 GMT -6
Be the first in your neighborhood to choke on a bone in your pizza. Thats why chicken should NEVER be used as a pizza topping... .. Gordon you don't even use Chicken and Pizza in the same sentence. Joe |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 17, 2008 5:05:02 GMT -6
Unfortunately I know some that do... and they consider "alfredo" a legit pizza sauce too
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 17, 2008 5:09:00 GMT -6
Here in NY they have Buffalo Chicken Pizza. I never had it.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 17, 2008 11:26:41 GMT -6
Thats why chicken should NEVER be used as a pizza topping... .. Gordon you don't even use Chicken and Pizza in the same sentence. How about "I offered to fight the guy who makes the pizza but he was too chicken"? Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 17, 2008 11:31:06 GMT -6
I think you may have meant, "I offered to fight the guy who makes the pizza but he was chicken, too "
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 17, 2008 11:38:26 GMT -6
Perhaps I intended to say "I offered to fight the guy who makes the pizza but he was chicken too like the guy who prepares the frogs' legs"
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 17, 2008 11:38:48 GMT -6
I think you may have meant, "I offered to fight the guy who makes the pizza but he was chicken, too " Zilla? |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 17, 2008 11:49:18 GMT -6
OK, if you prefer:
"I offered to fight Zilla but she was chicken, too "
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