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Post by Lady Irie on May 2, 2005 6:53:52 GMT -6
I just wanted to start a thread about nothing. Hey, it worked for Jerry Seinfeld!
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 2, 2005 10:45:25 GMT -6
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Post by Christinko on May 2, 2005 12:44:37 GMT -6
My cat keeps leaving her hair all over me. I apparently am useful as a warm bed.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 2, 2005 13:32:44 GMT -6
My cat keeps leaving her hair all over me. I apparently am useful as a warm bed. too easy, but I cant pass it up... here it goes... Here pussy pussy pussy ;D ;D ;D Gordon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 3, 2005 12:50:16 GMT -6
Does this post make my ass look fat?
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 3, 2005 12:51:39 GMT -6
The post? No......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 3, 2005 13:22:02 GMT -6
How about now?
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 3, 2005 13:30:06 GMT -6
Oh, it looks fat, alright. I'm just not blaming the post.
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Post by Hazelita on May 3, 2005 19:26:49 GMT -6
A post about nothing? Nothing lasts forever.
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Post by Christinko on May 3, 2005 20:37:37 GMT -6
Keep it up, Hazelita! I know you know how!
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Post by Lady Irie on May 3, 2005 20:41:18 GMT -6
Sure she can! Nothing ventured - nothing gained!
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Post by Irish Stu on May 4, 2005 3:57:08 GMT -6
I've got a whole lot of nothing going on
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 4, 2005 9:05:23 GMT -6
Tell me, does this look infected to you?
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Post by Stormtoolazytogocheckforpw on May 4, 2005 13:23:03 GMT -6
Oh no!! Posting at Jake's .. in a topic about nothing .. MUST find a way to be more productive at work!! Like the topic Renee!!! ;D
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 4, 2005 14:23:13 GMT -6
Storm, it's not like there is important financial data or national security information here. Why don't you just use an easy-to-remember password like "Storm" or something?......Jake
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Post by Storm on May 4, 2005 16:55:18 GMT -6
Have to remember a password to be able to go in and ch-ch-change it to something easier to remember Jake ... Still posting in a topic about nothing!! Now I have to find a way to be more productive at home .. lol First "official" post Now let's see how long we can maintain "virgin" status
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Post by Storm on May 5, 2005 21:09:52 GMT -6
Too funny Bob!!!
What could be more appropriate in a topic about nothing ...
Love it!!
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Post by Hazelita on May 5, 2005 21:31:28 GMT -6
Just wanted to see what nothing looks like when it gets quoted. Looks like much ado about nothing. Very cute, Dr. Bob, Esquire. Hi Storm!
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Post by Storm on May 6, 2005 5:33:32 GMT -6
Hi Hazel
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 6, 2005 10:33:07 GMT -6
I can see my house from here.
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Post by vbplyr on May 6, 2005 16:19:02 GMT -6
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2005 16:46:00 GMT -6
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday Too bad tomorrow is a Saturday!......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 7, 2005 11:49:18 GMT -6
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! Hey, Laurie, if I was your co-worker, I'd hope that you'd bitch - slap me with them big, luscious boobies of yours! Glad to see you're finally posting after lurking for a bit ... now, if you can only muster the courage to actually become a REGISTERED USER ... But no. Why should I drag you down here into Dante's Inferno with the rest of us miscreants?
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Post by vbplyr on May 7, 2005 22:12:07 GMT -6
ok, I registered
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 7, 2005 22:22:34 GMT -6
Welcome aboard, vbplyr! Glad to have you with us. I assume you know the rules here at the TNMC: There AIN'T no rules! Well, actually there is one kinda sorta rule, just be yourself, have fun, and be entertaining. Okay, that's THREE rules, you got me! But you know what I mean.
Either way, glad to have you. Grab a shovel and start slinging some shit!......Jake
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Post by Hazelita on May 8, 2005 6:12:07 GMT -6
Glad to see you're finally posting after lurking for a bit ... now, if you can only muster the courage to actually become a REGISTERED USER ... But no. Why should I drag you down here into Dante's Inferno with the rest of us miscreants? And then she replied ... Sooooo, Laurie, now that he's dragged you down into the inferno you will have to try harder to drag his ass to my next party. It was great to finally meet you at the Speakeasy.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 9, 2005 9:14:10 GMT -6
Sooooo, Laurie, now that he's dragged you down into the inferno you will have to try harder to drag his ass to my next party. She was planning on doing that for the last party -- the only problem was we couldn't find a straightjacket or Hannibal Lecter - style face mask in my size. Guess it's time to start shopping at the Big Boy stores. Or The Pleasure Chest.
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Post by Lady Irie on May 16, 2005 14:26:48 GMT -6
Just wondering. . . does anyone really know anyone who got themselves hooked on phonics?
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on May 16, 2005 14:36:58 GMT -6
My favorite Shakespearean quote:
"Am I so round with you as you with me that like a football you do spurn me thus?"
Dromio - "A Comedy of Errors", Act II Scene I
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 18, 2005 21:07:58 GMT -6
OK, to just review ... - The Cow goes "Moo"
- Doggies say "Woof"
- Kitties go "Meow"
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