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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Oct 16, 2006 19:50:18 GMT -6
PS - I just looked at Jake's guidelines, and I realized that I've gone WAY over the "just a few paragraphs" limit. Apologies. However, rest assured, I've not taken this too far afield. I've already outlined how I'm going to bring it all back to Jamaica... Bad waterdweller! Naughty! Mustn't! although it would have also amused me if you ended this storyline with "but that is a story for a different book" Zilla (who can NOT be stern with you because you worked Nineveh into the story and started me singing the music to "Kismet") |
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 17, 2006 0:15:00 GMT -6
PS - I just looked at Jake's guidelines, and I realized that I've gone WAY over the "just a few paragraphs" limit. Apologies. However, rest assured, I've not taken this too far afield. I've already outlined how I'm going to bring it all back to Jamaica... Bad waterdweller! Naughty! Mustn't! although it would have also amused me if you ended this storyline with "but that is a story for a different book" Zilla (who can NOT be stern with you because you worked Nineveh into the story and started me singing the music to "Kismet") Zilla - I know you have to be kidding, because not even Vic Damone knew the music to "Kismet"... And as for Nineveh - well, I, um, Ur... I just never Tyre of it. But that is a story for a different cuneiform tablet. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 17, 2006 4:55:35 GMT -6
WD, I have an unused codex if you want to upgrade your hardware
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 18, 2006 17:05:19 GMT -6
WD, I have an unused codex if you want to upgrade your hardware Or as Marlon Brando was heard to say when looking at Ancient Maya glyphs: "Stela!... STELA!!" |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 18, 2006 21:06:47 GMT -6
Ouch, that was more punful that you can imagine. I even heard the drum-cymbal combo ba-doom-cha in my head.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 19, 2006 4:55:57 GMT -6
GOOD one WD! ;D
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 16:31:46 GMT -6
So would SOMEONE please post a couple more instalments, so that I can post a continuation? If I don't wait, I'll fall afoul of Jake's "guidelines".
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 16:34:32 GMT -6
I would, but Jake thinks my prose is too ... uh, ambitious.
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 16:42:32 GMT -6
I forgot where we were....
Meanwhile, back on the beach at Hedo2, a BB-clone was walking by the hot tub on his way back to his room after a hard-fought battle with some Long Island iced teas when the Volleyball player called out to him to join her gang of wanton lasses....
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 16:44:12 GMT -6
I would, but Jake thinks my prose is too ... uh, ambitious. BB - Ambition can be a wonderful quality... particularly in prose. Far more problematic is smug, self-absorbed poop that masquerades as prose. That's why we have buttholes. Everyone knows our poop is not supposed to be self-absorbed. |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 16:46:35 GMT -6
But dogs eat their poop and are they self-absorbed? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 16:53:24 GMT -6
But dogs eat their poop and are they self-absorbed? Huh? Huh? Huh? Betcha think you're pretty damn smart, no? Your hypothesis would be correct if dogs actually did absorb it, but they don't. Dogpoop simply passes through. Now, if THEY didn't have buttholes, the poop would have to end up being absorbed - but if they didn't have buttholes, there wouldn't be dogpoop to begin with. (Another Aside: perhaps we could do some genetic engineering to breed a butthole-less dog. That would finally fix the dogpoop problem in Paris!) |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 16:58:42 GMT -6
Um, is this all supposed to be part of the story?
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 17:01:43 GMT -6
Um, is this all supposed to be part of the story? Geez. Suddenly everyone's a critic! |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:03:20 GMT -6
But dogs eat their poop and are they self-absorbed? Huh? Huh? Huh? Betcha think you're pretty damn smart, no? Pretty? Only pretty silly. Damned? Damn straight! Smart? Only smart-alecked. |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:04:22 GMT -6
But dogs eat their poop and are they self-absorbed? Huh? Huh? Huh? Your hypothesis would be correct if dogs actually did absorb it, but they don't. Dogpoop simply passes through. Now, if THEY didn't have buttholes, the poop would have to end up being absorbed - but if they didn't have buttholes, there wouldn't be dogpoop to begin with. You are starting to sound a lot like Jake with that little bit o'reasoning. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 17:05:06 GMT -6
Um, is this all supposed to be part of the story? It was a question, not a comment. |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:05:54 GMT -6
Um, is this all supposed to be part of the story? Story? Story? We don't need no f-ing story! |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:06:41 GMT -6
Who are you people and why do you live here?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 17:07:25 GMT -6
You are starting to sound a lot like Jake with that little bit o'reasoning. That's either an insult or a compliment, but which one might depend on your politics. |
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 17:07:26 GMT -6
Your hypothesis would be correct if dogs actually did absorb it, but they don't. Dogpoop simply passes through. Now, if THEY didn't have buttholes, the poop would have to end up being absorbed - but if they didn't have buttholes, there wouldn't be dogpoop to begin with. You are starting to sound a lot like Jake with that little bit o'reasoning. Ouch! Uncle! I give! (But we haven't even begun to inquire as to why dogs think cat poop is such a delicacy...) |
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 17:08:32 GMT -6
Who are you people and why do you live here? We're just a couple of those influential imaginary people. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 17:09:26 GMT -6
Meanwhile, back on the beach at Hedo2, a BB-clone was walking by the hot tub on his way back to his room after a hard-fought battle with some Long Island iced teas when the Volleyball player called out to him to join her gang of wanton lasses.... ... but then, the clone was eaten by a rogue alligator that just happened on the nude beach. With the BB clone dead, the crowd cheered and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END |
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 17:13:29 GMT -6
"THE END"?
Not hardly. We have not yet begun to write!
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:16:11 GMT -6
Why dogs think cat poop is such a delicacy? Because they are tootsie-rolls, which means they're dessert!
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 17:18:56 GMT -6
"THE END"? Not hardly. We have not yet begun to write! Some would say that's the story of your life. (Damn, I'm good tonight but need to trot off to have dinner with a Canadian documentary producer who flew in to see me today about some biz...I'm so excited! Ciao to my fav men!) |
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Post by waterdweller on Oct 20, 2006 17:28:10 GMT -6
Well, all, I have to go now. I'm meeting this really gullible woman for dinner. She's claims to be a writer, so in order to get her interested, I told her I was a Canadian documentary producer, and that I was thinking of working with her on a project. Putty in my hands, fellas, putty in my hands.
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Post by jo on Oct 20, 2006 18:03:42 GMT -6
Well, all, I have to go now. I'm meeting this really gullible woman for dinner. She's claims to be a writer, so in order to get her interested, I told her I was a Canadian documentary producer, and that I was thinking of working with her on a project. Putty in my hands, fellas, putty in my hands. Since I have no life (hence my presence here on a Friday night), you have all been instrumental in keeping me entertained tonight! Many thanks......................merci! JO |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 20, 2006 21:19:53 GMT -6
Well, all, I have to go now. I'm meeting this really gullible woman for dinner. She's claims to be a writer .... Damn. She told *me* she was a college professor. Sounds like we've BOTH been hoodwinked. |
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Post by Christinko on Oct 20, 2006 23:57:51 GMT -6
And a good time was had by all....even those who were had.
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