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Post by Christinko on May 31, 2006 14:36:36 GMT -6
If you are going to try to speak English, BB, stick to using correct grammar please: Use the subjunctive when appropriate.
If it WERE the DDL from....
Am I going to have to wear my Mrs. Parson's library marm costume and paddle you?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 15:52:31 GMT -6
It ain't my style.
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Post by Christinko on May 31, 2006 20:23:04 GMT -6
Now enquiring minds will all want to know exactly what that style is--aka Doggie, Missionary, Inverted Pile Driver, etc.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 1, 2006 9:19:08 GMT -6
DIY
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Post by Christinko on Jun 1, 2006 12:56:01 GMT -6
At least that way you can invite friends! Mr. Right, meet Mr. Left. He's a fellow who has a grasp of reality.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 1, 2006 13:43:04 GMT -6
There's not that much reality to grasp.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 1, 2006 15:21:25 GMT -6
You do know that I set you up for those kind of comments, yes?
But who needs reality when fantasy is so grand--and isn't that part of the DIY?
(I'm so embarrassed but I had to google DIY in your previous post to find out what it meant. Perhaps I need to stretch my horizons and leave this padded cell?)
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 1, 2006 15:33:48 GMT -6
Perhaps I need to stretch my horizons ... Stretch marks on your horizons would not become you (besides, don't they already sag enough?).
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Post by Christinko on Jun 1, 2006 19:23:25 GMT -6
Think of the added stretchmark artwork as ornamentation for the beach. My saggy baggies still don't quite reach my knees, so I guess they have a ways to go yet. Does your cockledoodle doo have stretch marks from all that DIY?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 8:27:02 GMT -6
Does your cockledoodle doo have stretch marks from all that DIY? Don't be silly. The tweezers don't pull that hard.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 12:17:19 GMT -6
My tweezers have a pretty good grip on my chest hairs so just I figured yours did too.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 2, 2006 12:33:19 GMT -6
Why don't you two get a room already?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 12:45:33 GMT -6
Because this is cheaper.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 14:10:22 GMT -6
And we can avoid smelling each other this way too.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 14:13:35 GMT -6
Ah, how I do so love a good discussion of classic literature!
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 14:15:19 GMT -6
Or another classic episode of "As the Smell Turns"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 14:31:39 GMT -6
Or did you mean "For Whom The Smell Tolls"?
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 14:43:23 GMT -6
Actually, I'm more of a "Wuthering Smells" type of gal.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 14:57:20 GMT -6
Funny, I figured you'd be more the Dickens type.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 15:12:40 GMT -6
"A Tale of Two Smells" would be the story of our meeting, wouldn't it?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 16:31:21 GMT -6
"It was the best of smells, it was the worst of smells ... "
Well, he'd be half right, anyway ...
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Post by Christinko on Jun 2, 2006 21:01:41 GMT -6
I'm confident Dickens himself doesn't smell too good right about now, so I'll let him slide on his accuracy.
Now if you'd like to slide on my accuracy, give me a heads up so I can primp in the bathroom first.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 2, 2006 22:01:14 GMT -6
I'm confident Dickens himself doesn't smell too good right about now, so I'll let him slide on his accuracy.
The Dickens you say!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 5, 2006 10:03:03 GMT -6
Does your cockledoodle doo have stretch marks from all that DIY? I do love being a week behind on things...Those might be rug burns
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Post by Christinko on Jun 5, 2006 11:15:16 GMT -6
Sorta speaking of which....
Sheet burns. They happen--even on your elbows. General advice: Buy higher grade sheets if you are going to be going beyond the DIY experience.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 5, 2006 11:19:17 GMT -6
300 Thread Count if you tend to do a lot of thrashing about while practicing The Manly Art Of Self-Abuse is highly recommended by experts.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 5, 2006 11:47:56 GMT -6
The Manly Man of the Manly Arts would use only burlap
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 5, 2006 13:22:35 GMT -6
We're talking Self-Abuse here, not Self-Destruction, Maestro.
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Post by waterdweller on Jun 6, 2006 19:00:40 GMT -6
Actually, I'm more of a "Wuthering Smells" type of gal. Deeply disappointed, Chris, with the lack of imagination in your puns! What about: "Scents and Scentsibility" "Arrivederci Aroma" "Odor on a Grecian Urn" or "Classical Gas"
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Post by Christinko on Jun 6, 2006 21:51:16 GMT -6
I was just giving you a chance to show off, dear friend. Nicely done!
There's always...(but not nearly as noble as yours)
"Gone with the Wind" (in its original form) "The Grapes of Whiff" "Wide SarGASso Sea"(also in its original form) "All Quiet on the Western Funk" "Fart of Darkness" "Crime and Pungence"
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