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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 27, 2007 12:31:46 GMT -6
Oh its WAY TOO LATE, you know the roach hotel ad... roaches check in but they NEVER check out.
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Post by Just Mike on Nov 27, 2007 12:39:53 GMT -6
Based on that post from "over there" about their squabulater....i'd say not only do they have a "Jake", but they've definately got a Divemaster Chuckie as well.
Mike(who wonders what Dennyp's chuck would have to say about a squabulator.....dare ya Dr. Bob!!!)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 27, 2007 12:41:36 GMT -6
DOUBLE DOG DARE YA
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Post by Just Mike on Nov 27, 2007 12:45:20 GMT -6
seems like it should be somethin simple posted over there about whether or not the squabulator has been adjusted lately and if that could be the air conditioning cuplrit?
sheesh, seems almost too easy. I'm gonna have to decline this one, the fruit is tooo low for the pickins.
Triple dog dare ya!!! He'd jump on that one, he definately knows alot about the AC
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 27, 2007 12:46:33 GMT -6
Right about now, Iowa Dave is eying the exits and wondering if it is too late to get outta here! Don't worry, the fire exit doors are all locked and I got the front entrance covered. He ain't goin' no place... Simon
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Post by Just Mike on Nov 27, 2007 12:48:19 GMT -6
he needs to protect his "squabulater" around here. Just keep walking backwards dav, you'll be okay
Mike(who wonders why the hell Dr. Bob hasnt posted that over at dennys yet, since its been like 3 minutes. Sheesh ya old geezer, get with it!)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 27, 2007 14:56:32 GMT -6
Right about now, Iowa Dave is eying the exits and wondering if it is too late to get outta here! Don't worry, the fire exit doors are all locked and I got the front entrance covered. He ain't goin' no place...Simon Great response time Simon. It looks like all that emergency preparedness training was worthwhile after all.
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 27, 2007 17:51:24 GMT -6
Well Gordon, after what happened when the last one tried to get away I knew we had to act fast. I can still hear that poor bastard's screams ringing in my ears when I'm tying to get to sleep at night, and I don't have the stomach to clear up that amount of blood again.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 27, 2007 18:11:26 GMT -6
That reminds me -- did our friend the pit bull breeder ever get that "package" we sent him?
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 27, 2007 18:31:58 GMT -6
All of which gets me thinking that we that we haven't seen Harrybutt in these parts recently...
Simon
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Post by Just Mike on Nov 27, 2007 19:06:54 GMT -6
pit bull breeder? damn, i thought Jake made a policy not to deal with Michael Vick anymore since he threw too many interceptions?
Mike
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Post by Tex on Nov 27, 2007 20:25:29 GMT -6
It would be funny for all of us to descend on some message board one night with all kinds of crazy shit then disappear as quickly as we came.
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Post by Christinko on Nov 27, 2007 21:12:19 GMT -6
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 27, 2007 22:07:34 GMT -6
Ok, here goes, I haven't posted at DP's in months (could be a year) but this is fun.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 27, 2007 22:22:42 GMT -6
Mike(who wonders why the hell Dr. Bob hasnt posted that over at dennys yet, since its been like 3 minutes. Sheesh ya old geezer, get with it!) Occasionally I do work and don't have quick access to a computer. I know, hard to believe . . . ...........Bob
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Post by Just Mike on Nov 27, 2007 22:32:01 GMT -6
Dr. Bob, get your priorities in order man! Chuck needed to be baited...the entire "pot-stirring" population of TNMC was counting on you, and you chose to WORK. Damn, what the hell is this board coming to? Next thing ya know, Zilla will start to make sense. hehehe, just teasin. Mike(this space left intentionally blank)
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 28, 2007 0:44:11 GMT -6
It would be funny for all of us to descend on some message board one night with all kinds of crazy shit then disappear as quickly as we came. Do tell??
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 28, 2007 1:00:31 GMT -6
I wondered were all or at least some of the fun people from Denny's board went. Thanks for the laughs.
david Say, David, this board has been here for a couple of years now. Do you mind my asking, how did you happen to find it just now? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you are here. But I'm curious if there is some sort of buzz going on somewhere.......Jake
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 28, 2007 1:00:46 GMT -6
Denny's site seems to be down currently. DAMN!!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 28, 2007 1:01:59 GMT -6
Denny's site seems to be down currently. DAMN!! It's working for me, Bob.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 28, 2007 1:02:53 GMT -6
Sure 'nuff, now it's loading.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 28, 2007 1:15:52 GMT -6
"Hedobill - squabulators have been banned in the U.S. for a number of years, as they release too much ozone and other noxious chemicals. But in the Caribbean, they are often used to modulate the fragistat in certain types of environmental units. I wouldn't worry about it." ROTF, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! FRAGISTAT???!!! ;D ;D
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 28, 2007 1:35:54 GMT -6
FRAGISTAT???!!! ;D ;D Fragistat! It's engineeringeze for "decedent"
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Post by Irish Stu on Nov 28, 2007 3:11:15 GMT -6
I wondered were all or at least some of the fun people from Denny's board went. Thanks for the laughs.
david Say, David, this board has been here for a couple of years now. We're actually closing in on the board's third anniversary. I've been wondering how the TNMC Birthday Committee is getting on with the arrangements for the planned week of birthday celebrations... Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 28, 2007 6:44:24 GMT -6
We're actually closing in on the board's third anniversary. I've been wondering how the TNMC Birthday Committee is getting on with the arrangements for the planned week of birthday celebrations...
Simon I am not on that committee, HOWEVER my J$1 ... The traditional third anniversary gift is leather, which would suggest something involving bondage, the modern third anniversary gift is crystal, which would suggest a meth party. I am thinking that the appropriate TNMC gift would be, as always, poo. Edited: It would appear that future anniversaries are equally exciting... www.findgift.com/Anniversary-Table/4th- Traditional- Fruit (we could invite Tex's gay neighbors) 4th- Modern- Appliances (anything battery powered should do) 5th- Traditional- Wood (obvious) 5th- Modern- Silverware (everyone gets genital piercings) 6th- Traditional- Candy/Iron (frankly I am intrigued by the thought of metallic faux candy) 6th- Modern- Wood (again, obvious)
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Post by USW local 1010 on Nov 28, 2007 8:30:56 GMT -6
THAT SITE IS BIZARRO TNMC, they even have a Jake. Given the picture they posted it looks like they have the same squabulator system we do... BUT this comment... indicates they might ACTUALLY KNOW how to service the thing... has anyone EVER checked our sneezle fuse? The sneezle fuse is ok and of the right size. (99,000,000,000 DC micro mini amps) If you were to look close and right above the thingy ma-jig compartment and a tad left of the whatchama call it compartment. You will see a twisted transitor. btw, the twisted transitor is not a big problem (can cause the squabulator to only squabulate once a month) Play this three times and your squabulator will be fine. psssst.... No charge for fixing your twisted transistor. But, there is a charge ($139.99) for ya'll being so stupid in not having it pluged in.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 28, 2007 8:46:16 GMT -6
psssst.... No charge for fixing your twisted transistor. But, there is a charge ($139.99) for ya'll being so stupid in not having it pluged in.For convenience we will add this charge to your next monthly billing statement.
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Post by vbplyr on Nov 28, 2007 9:30:33 GMT -6
Well, finally we might have someone who will pay up on their TNMC dues. Working with our kind of budget has been such a strain, what with constantly buying new underoos for BB and a big enough cork for Bob's mouth. I thought the cork was for bb's ass?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 28, 2007 10:04:48 GMT -6
Well, finally we might have someone who will pay up on their TNMC dues. Working with our kind of budget has been such a strain, what with constantly buying new underoos for BB and a big enough cork for Bob's mouth. I thought the cork was for bb's ass?Its recycled for Bobs mouth
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Post by Christinko on Nov 28, 2007 10:10:48 GMT -6
Well, finally we might have someone who will pay up on their TNMC dues. Working with our kind of budget has been such a strain, what with constantly buying new underoos for BB and a big enough cork for Bob's mouth. I thought the cork was for bb's ass? I didn't know anything could restrain that man, but at least Dr. Goon gives us an option of what to do with our cork purchase after it fails on BB. Brilliant plan! (Between DPs and this board, I've been cracking up so much my cat jumped off my lap in a fit of pique.)
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