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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 14, 2010 18:19:25 GMT -6
Bee causes second rollover crash of week in Green CountyFor the second time in two days, a bee flying around inside a vehicle has caused a rollover crash in Green County, authorities reported. Tuesday's crash happened at about 11:30 a.m. in the city of Monroe, at West 21st Street and Fourth Avenue, according to a release from the Green County Sheriff's Department. Shaun Kelley, 17, of Monroe, lost control of his vehicle when a bee flew inside, with the vehicle rolling over and coming to rest on its rooftop. Kelley sustained minor injuries but refused medical transport. Passengers in the vehicle were not injured. He was cited for violation of the graduated driver's license rules, the release said. On Monday, Jennifer Jenisek of South Wayne was injured when a bee flew into her vehicle in the town of Monroe in Green County, with the vehicle hitting a guy wire and overturning when she tried to swat at the bee. host.madison.com/ct/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_85626d84-d6c3-11df-9d88-001cc4c002e0.html*********************** I hear they are going to try to apprehend the perpetrators in a sting operation........Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 14, 2010 23:44:55 GMT -6
I hate bee's. I have been swarmed twice. Once by honey bee's(1974) and once by yellow jackets(1972). Fuckers.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 14, 2010 23:51:03 GMT -6
Joe, you need to listen to the lesson of the Beatles: Let it Bee.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 14, 2010 23:53:39 GMT -6
Hey, I was minding my own business both times.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 14, 2010 23:55:58 GMT -6
This shit kills them off fast. I have used it. One shot and they are DOA.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 15, 2010 0:02:53 GMT -6
At a picnic, a good trick is to fill a plastic cup half full of Coke (not diet) and spray about a ten-second jolt of Raid into it. The sugar attracts them, and the Raid croaks them.
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Post by Tex on Oct 15, 2010 6:46:17 GMT -6
At a picnic, a good trick is to fill a plastic cup half full of Coke (not diet) and spray about a ten-second jolt of Raid into it. The sugar attracts them, and the Raid croaks them. It mixes well with rum too.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 8:12:08 GMT -6
This is a bee list thread topic
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 15, 2010 8:17:55 GMT -6
I hate bee's. I have been swarmed twice. Once by honey bee's(1974) and once by yellow jackets(1972). They were probably feeling romantic and wanted you to be their honey.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 15, 2010 8:30:06 GMT -6
At least this story is generating a lot of buzz.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 8:31:38 GMT -6
BTW- Hive got a secret.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 15, 2010 9:11:26 GMT -6
Maybe the cops need to set up a sting operation.
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Post by nolaflacav on Oct 15, 2010 9:31:17 GMT -6
I read somewhere that when visiting Hedo you should never stick any body parts in the knot holes of the trees. The bees frown upon being poked and disturbed.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 9:51:33 GMT -6
Although if you want to swell up real big...
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 15, 2010 9:55:30 GMT -6
I had a feeling this thread would drone on and on......
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 10:36:19 GMT -6
It does take a lot of workers
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 15, 2010 10:43:51 GMT -6
Time to go on the Internet and comb for bee puns.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 15, 2010 10:44:57 GMT -6
Why? This thread is already swarming with activity.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 15, 2010 10:47:11 GMT -6
Good point Bee-b!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 10:47:33 GMT -6
That was very waspish
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 15, 2010 10:55:46 GMT -6
Don't be ant-agonistic.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 15, 2010 11:05:40 GMT -6
At a picnic, a good trick is to fill a plastic cup half full of Coke (not diet) and spray about a ten-second jolt of Raid into it. The sugar attracts them, and the Raid croaks them. It mixes well with rum too. So it gives them a buzz on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 15, 2010 11:10:22 GMT -6
Thats what my Aunt Enna used to say
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Post by nolaflacav on Oct 15, 2010 11:17:37 GMT -6
It is getting out of control now. I think everyone needs to bee-hive themselves.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 15, 2010 11:22:59 GMT -6
It mixes well with rum too. So it gives them a buzz on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Rum Stinger
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Post by nolaflacav on Oct 15, 2010 11:26:25 GMT -6
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "ch-ch-change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 16, 2010 0:27:06 GMT -6
All this fuss, and just because of a couple of bumbling drivers.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2010 5:21:59 GMT -6
Yeah, but theyre potential killers
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Post by nolaflacav on Oct 16, 2010 6:03:45 GMT -6
Yeah, but theyre potential killers Is that video of an early Sting concert?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2010 17:05:12 GMT -6
Try a smoke on one of the bongs and it could very well turn into that
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