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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2005 13:31:50 GMT -6
.......we had sex in a wooded area of a public golf course yesterday.  Then went to the 19th hole for brews.  Sounds like your brews were at the twentieth hole for you guys! (at least).....Jake |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 13:38:20 GMT -6
Before teeing off, did you shout "Fore" or "Foreplay"?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2005 13:41:00 GMT -6
Don't forget to wash your balls after playing around......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 13:47:20 GMT -6
Let me know if you ever need a caddy.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 19, 2005 14:16:45 GMT -6
You should always beware of losing your balls in the rough.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 14:19:19 GMT -6
And watch out you're not penalized a stroke.
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Post by viperess on Sept 19, 2005 14:54:31 GMT -6
what hole were you in-----ON!! ON!!
DD
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 19, 2005 15:14:46 GMT -6
If you're having trouble getting it in the hole try moving your feet further apart.
Simon
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Post by Tex on Sept 19, 2005 15:21:19 GMT -6
Get into some poison ivy and you will be daubing calamine lotion all over your ass.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 15:24:18 GMT -6
Mind if I play through?
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Post by Lady Irie on Sept 19, 2005 15:43:47 GMT -6
You might want to try to lengthen your stroke.  |
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Sept 19, 2005 15:54:58 GMT -6
Bunch of SICK fuckers!  |
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 19, 2005 15:55:24 GMT -6
You may want to consider making up a foursome.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 16:02:00 GMT -6
I'd be too afraid I'd bogey.
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Post by Lady Irie on Sept 19, 2005 16:03:40 GMT -6
Flip it up and let it land softly, and above all, be sure not to bend your shaft.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2005 16:05:44 GMT -6
Now there's a woman who can teach me how to swing!
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Post by Tex on Sept 19, 2005 16:27:09 GMT -6
If your ball is in the trap, get your wedge up under your ball and follow through. Don't mind that you club pulls up some dirt.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 19, 2005 16:30:39 GMT -6
If you're having problems when you swing try stopping before your stroke and checking the position of your hands.
Simon
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Post by Lady Irie on Sept 19, 2005 16:46:12 GMT -6
You might want to have Geri kiss your balls for good luck!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2005 17:49:25 GMT -6
Keep your left arm straight as you're gripping your wood......Jake
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 19, 2005 17:54:25 GMT -6
If that doesn't work tighten your grip and lower your thumb.
Simon
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Sept 19, 2005 17:55:21 GMT -6
Go't DAMN LIB'RUL LAIMBRAINS! KISS MY PUTTER! |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2005 18:02:52 GMT -6
Remember to replace all divots!!......Jake
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Post by viperess on Sept 19, 2005 20:43:22 GMT -6
Hole in one!!!!
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 19, 2005 22:24:38 GMT -6
We don't even play golf, we went for the sex. It was really funny, when I was standing there with just my sneakers on in the woods she says, "I can take your clothes and split, then you would be stuck here" I responded I would just wait till darkness and walk home. (about 1/2 mile) Could you see me running with a boner down a long 550 yard fairway in the daylight? I could. I probably couldn't run that fast because I would be laughing so hard. What a sight that would be. I just had an image of myself.......Likeness of Don Quixote charging across the fairway with that long thinger pointing forward. (minus the horse) |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 20, 2005 5:44:51 GMT -6
FYI, the birthday card was ironic, it showed two very old ladies laughing together in a convertible. A caption above it reads..."us at 70".
She has no clue of her demeanor
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Post by Lady Irie on Sept 20, 2005 8:27:54 GMT -6
It was really funny, when I was standing there with just my sneakers on in the woods I just bet it was! Now THAT should be in Ripley's Believe It or Not! |
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Post by drmryder on Sept 20, 2005 12:55:55 GMT -6
It's unfortunate that the couple have developed into this state. I agree with Sunlovers thoughts that perhaps the two of you have just changed. Actually, I think it's probably a good combination of both. Fortunate for the two of you, your life has developed into something fun and loving. Having friends like that couple can truly throw your perspective of the world down to if you are with them long enough.
I had to say good-bye to a few girlfriends after being friends for several years. I just couldn't be their ray of light anymore! I'm not the most optimistic person, but I'm not nearly as pessimistic as they were and when I spent alot of time with them... I felt my mood, thoughts and outlook ch-ch-changing. I just couldn't have that anymore. I slowly moved away from them and one did actually call me and screamed at me. I didn't yell back because I knew what I was doing and that phone call confirmed I was doing the right thing. It sucks, but you know... it worked the best for me.
If they truly have stopped calling or visiting, yeah, it's not the best thing in the world to have happen. I think it will be the best thing for you two in the end. Keep having fun!!!
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 20, 2005 16:14:08 GMT -6
drmryder, Thanks for insight, seems right on!
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Post by drmryder on Sept 21, 2005 14:28:41 GMT -6
geesh... here I throw in a reply not knowing that there was all these posts about golf! Someone should have screamed out fore!! before I posted!!
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Then went to the 19th hole for brews. 
