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Post by upsman on May 29, 2006 20:27:58 GMT -6
If you go to Dennys and see the post on air conditioning. tell me if I am fucked up. I happened to answer a question at the same time as chuck did. We both answered the question with sort of the same answer. Then that FUCK corrects me with quotes from a fucking lysol can. What the FUck!!
ranting over
Mikey
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Post by innit Geezer on May 29, 2006 20:40:29 GMT -6
Upsman, HE is the resident expert, even on spores.
I added this to the thread;
You have to remove the mold first? Good point and thanks for the heads up!
I would have wasted our time not to mention the risk of getting sick. Thanks!
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Post by upsman on May 30, 2006 11:43:35 GMT -6
He needs a hot vicks enema
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Post by Hazelita on May 30, 2006 16:14:11 GMT -6
YIPES!
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Post by Irish Stu on May 30, 2006 18:14:53 GMT -6
He even edited his post to add that he had called the Lysol help line to confirm what he had already posted that the mold must be removed before spraying the Lysol  Simon |
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Post by Tex on May 30, 2006 19:56:57 GMT -6
He even edited his post to add that he had called the Lysol help line to confirm what he had already posted that the mold must be removed before spraying the Lysol Simon I thought you were just fucking with us but I looked over there and damned if he didn't call the Lysol Help Line. I'd get a cooler full of beer and head for the lake if I didn't have anything more to do than that. |
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Post by Tex on May 30, 2006 21:14:15 GMT -6
This was pretty good too:
"Definitely TVs and the channels can be found here. They hang from a swivel holder placed on the wall near the ceiling. They are huge (way too big for the room' size. If you bring some wire-style coat hangers, you can hang wet clothes to dry from the swivel base. If you are over say 5'8", duck (why a no chicken?) when you walk near it. It has AV connections in the front; bring a longish cable if you want to watch from your portable DVD for example."
I don't know how I found my way to town this morning without this guy.
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Post by Irish Stu on May 31, 2006 4:09:42 GMT -6
This was pretty good too: "Definitely TVs and the channels can be found here. They hang from a swivel holder placed on the wall near the ceiling. They are huge (way too big for the room' size. If you bring some wire-style coat hangers, you can hang wet clothes to dry from the swivel base. If you are over say 5'8", duck (why a no chicken?) when you walk near it. It has AV connections in the front; bring a longish cable if you want to watch from your portable DVD for example." I love the way in this post he links to THIS page that contains a credit to himself Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on May 31, 2006 5:43:28 GMT -6
I can't imagine what it's like to have such confidence and boast over the smallest detail. The man is flawless is his own mind.
I should post that my Lysol can says not to touch mold and spray directly on it for best product effectiveness.
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Post by innit Geezer on May 31, 2006 5:52:05 GMT -6
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Post by Irish Stu on May 31, 2006 6:03:35 GMT -6
LMFAO ;D ;D ;D
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 10:48:35 GMT -6
Create a new account with the Display Name of "Lysol Help Line" or "Lysol Customer Service" or something like that and post a reply to Chuck's post saying something to the effect of "As much as we realize how lonely you are, we must ask you to please stop calling us so often so that we may serve real customers who actually need and deserve our attention. Thank you.". Include the Lysol Help Line phone number in your signature line.
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Post by Christinko on May 31, 2006 14:40:21 GMT -6
Maybe Chuck is just planning on writing "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II II" and he's showing us his notes.
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 31, 2006 15:12:57 GMT -6
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Post by Irish Stu on May 31, 2006 15:47:40 GMT -6
No doubt he'll soon be calling the help lines to confirm that they really will give you an erection like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 15:57:51 GMT -6
He's also apparently an expert on Viagra and Cialis...... So, he's not a Levitra man, eh? |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 16:01:12 GMT -6
No doubt he'll soon be calling the help lines to confirm that they really will give you an erection like a baby's arm holding an apple. Buddy, it's the pits... |
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Post by Irish Stu on May 31, 2006 16:07:14 GMT -6
He's also apparently an expert on Viagra and Cialis...... Or maybe some of that Red Stripe which is right up there with the good European beers especially the ones from Belgium (or Germany depending on his mood). Simon |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 31, 2006 16:08:07 GMT -6
I prefer a longshoreman's arm holding a pumpkin........Jake
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Post by Irish Stu on May 31, 2006 16:12:20 GMT -6
I'm happy you feel comfortable enough to share that with us Jake  Simon |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 31, 2006 16:15:00 GMT -6
Fortunately, being Italian, I don't need drugs to achieve my goals......Jake (yet)
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 16:23:05 GMT -6
Fortunately, being Italian, I don't need drugs to achieve my goals...... Except for the occasional hallucinogenics, apparently. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 16:26:09 GMT -6
I prefer a longshoreman's arm holding a pumpkin........ I can't decide if this would make a better epitaph on a tombstone or a tattoo on the lower back ... |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 31, 2006 16:28:30 GMT -6
I prefer a longshoreman's arm holding a pumpkin........
On second thought, maybe it would be better as a pick-up line at a gay bar. Jake, try that out for us and let us know if it works. |
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Post by innit Geezer on May 31, 2006 20:11:01 GMT -6
I never took Viagra because I'm afraid that if I didn't swallow it fast enough I would get a stiff neck.
I need the antidote anyway.
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Post by hilary on May 31, 2006 22:02:49 GMT -6
Maybe Chuck is just planning on writing "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II II" and he's showing us his notes. or 'The Naked Truth about Lysol and Everything Else' by Dive/Tennis/Spore-master Chuck/Liz |
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Post by justheidi on Jun 1, 2006 2:18:51 GMT -6
oh and let's not forget he's also a pro on tanning........warning people than tanning increases the chances of skin cancer.......NO SHIT YA THINK?
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Post by jo on Jun 1, 2006 5:20:09 GMT -6
I never took Viagra because I'm afraid that if I didn't swallow it fast enough I would get a stiff neck. I need the antidote anyway. ROTFLMAO................. ;D ;D ;D Jo |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 1, 2006 5:52:34 GMT -6
oh and let's not forget he's also a pro on tanning........warning people than tanning increases the chances of skin cancer.......NO SHIT YA THINK? Well I for one didn't know that Coming from an island where the weather is so aweful (as is the food too apparently) we have to spend a week in the sun just to turn white from our natural deathly pale blue colour. Thoughts of healthy looking sun tans and any associated ailments are beyond our comprehension  ;D Simon |
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Post by justheidi on Jun 1, 2006 6:25:05 GMT -6
Simon you crack me up! How do they manage to go to Jamaica and remain negative white???
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;D