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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2005 15:26:38 GMT -6
I can see my house from here. BB just gave me an idea. Post punchlines from your favorite classic jokes. The idea here is not to be obscure, but to remind people of those old chestnuts we all know and love, but without wasting the time to actually tell them! I'll start: "And THAT'S how I ended up with a 12 inch pianist!" ;D ;D ......Jake |
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Post by Tex on May 6, 2005 15:50:06 GMT -6
Know It hell, I wrote it.
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Post by Christinko on May 8, 2005 17:47:18 GMT -6
You're going to eat me like it says in the book.
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 8, 2005 18:57:27 GMT -6
Jerk one off and the other two come.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 10, 2005 5:41:38 GMT -6
The Queen turns on her microphone, looks at the emcee and says "hmmm, its edible? would that be black cock"
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 11, 2005 9:14:46 GMT -6
That's not what we call him in Montana!......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 11, 2005 10:38:30 GMT -6
And the fight was on
Joe.
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Post by Alice on May 11, 2005 15:09:00 GMT -6
But get caught fucking one sheep....
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Post by Tex on May 11, 2005 15:41:49 GMT -6
Johnny Fuck Faster
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 11, 2005 15:58:46 GMT -6
Of course not -- she's my sister.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 11, 2005 16:05:28 GMT -6
I asked the troops, we took a vote, and we want you to repair the condom.
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Post by Alice on May 12, 2005 4:19:02 GMT -6
That's funny......tastes like shrimp.
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Post by Hazelita on May 12, 2005 5:25:03 GMT -6
Georgette ... I can't see your avatar. What is it?  |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 14, 2005 2:06:04 GMT -6
Rectum? Damn near KILLED him!.....Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 19, 2005 15:33:40 GMT -6
Doctor, do you think it's the light that's attracting them?
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 19, 2005 21:50:33 GMT -6
If I were your husband I would drink it.
Joe.
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Post by Lady Irie on May 20, 2005 7:27:42 GMT -6
. . .age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!
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Post by DT on May 20, 2005 16:47:35 GMT -6
I'm a popsicle. You will have to lick me to death  |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 24, 2005 15:16:10 GMT -6
Is this 555-9119? It's not, bye.
Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 27, 2005 18:55:10 GMT -6
To get to the other side.
(Sorry, it's the only one I could think of).
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 27, 2005 19:16:09 GMT -6
I'm MELTING! I'm MELTING!
<Singing> Seems to me, you've lived your life, like a Candle in the Wind!
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS! MARCHING AS TO WAR!
No I DON'T KNOW!
WHO THE FUCK knows, however, as I just asked him!
.............What
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 27, 2005 20:11:09 GMT -6
I'm MELTING! I'm MELTING! <Singing> Seems to me, you've lived your life, like a Candle in the Wind! ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS! MARCHING AS TO WAR! No I DON'T KNOW! WHO THE FUCK knows, however, as I just asked him! .............What This is Bob. This is your brain on Bob. Any questions? |
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 27, 2005 20:41:44 GMT -6
This is Bob. This is your brain on Bob. Any questions? Damn right. WHO? |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 3, 2005 10:23:50 GMT -6
An Elephant and Hillary Clinton?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 7, 2005 21:08:44 GMT -6
Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day.
Joe.
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 8, 2005 4:38:19 GMT -6
Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day. Finally! A punchline I recognize!  |
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Post by Christinko on Jun 12, 2005 12:53:26 GMT -6
More of my favorites:
Because I'm a French Fighter Pilot and I only go down in flames.
As he stirred the hot coals with his penis.
Because they think men care.
(insert dolphin cry)
Tank, tank, tank, tank
The same jerk who named the rottweiller Jesus.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 12, 2005 12:55:21 GMT -6
This thread reminds me of the prisoners telling jokes by the joke's number.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 14, 2005 17:20:24 GMT -6
So the <Insert Favorite Derogatory Term For An Ethnicity Of Your Choice> replied, "I don't own an organ, so I put it on my piano, instead".
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 17, 2005 22:17:36 GMT -6
The Scotsman grabbed the fly and yelled "Spit it out! Spit it out, ya bastard!!"
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