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Post by iggy on Feb 1, 2006 22:52:08 GMT -6
My God are these people pathetic. First I just couldn't stand Dive Masterbater Chuck's post's, but now most of them are driving me nuts. This Jules and Cochise is responding to everything like she's been there 100 times. I find myself responding to every post with smart ass comments. The same questions are asked 5 times a week. Whats a good month to go, can single guys have fun, whats the phone number, where can I buy slut wear, is my dick to small, what if I get an erection, how's the diving, can I drink the water, should I bring a camera, should I go during lifestyles week, what's the best room.
Some of the ones this week are just plain stupid. My babysitter backed out and should we renew our vows.
How the fuck should we know if you should get remarried. It's a fucking message board, not Dr. Phil. Sorry, but I had to vent. These people are just plain boring.
P.S. A certain employee of Hedo called me this week and informed me Chuck hasn't stopped drinking. He hid a bottle of booze behind the dive shack in December. Pathetic.
Iggy
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Post by diane on Feb 1, 2006 22:57:22 GMT -6
Iggy...make sure you head over to the "peacock necks" thread. You will LOVE the new logo!!!
See the last page for sure.....lol.
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Post by jefnlaura on Feb 1, 2006 23:02:53 GMT -6
Sorry, I couldn't resist posting this OVER there... Iggy, remember the chain saw? LMFAO
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Herb and karla I'm sure someone will be along shortly to explain more then you ever wanted to know about what you can and can't take, and how you should do it. With that said, I will say in our airport, "STL" they have a glass case with shelves on it. Sitting on the shelves are all of the things you are NOT supposed to take onboard. A can of Lysol sits proudly next to the gas powered chainsaw. Darn the luck, I saw this after I checked my bags, containing my can of Lysol, and it arrived untouched in MoBay.
Good Luck, and enjoy your vacation!
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Post by iggy on Feb 1, 2006 23:10:43 GMT -6
Thats too funny. I'll be up for a while. Call me at home if you like.
Iggy
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Post by justheidi on Feb 2, 2006 5:52:55 GMT -6
iggy...i'm with ya babe.........................i only play here now....................
heidi
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Post by WSSkier on Feb 2, 2006 9:38:40 GMT -6
P.S. A certain employee of Hedo called me this week and informed me Chuck hasn't stopped drinking. He hid a bottle of booze behind the dive shack in December. Pathetic. Iggy At least he wasn't diving or else he'd be pulling that shit like when he jumps into the water without even listening to the briefing or getting permission from the dive staff (he might be a Divemaster, but he's not the dive staff...I think he gets confused  ). Scott |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Feb 2, 2006 9:50:31 GMT -6
Sorry Scott, I send a friendly bullshit... Chuck is in charge of the boat when he dives (I have been there and experienced it). Yes, he is above the dive briefing, and I have even seen him 'leading' the dive (hes got them all memorized).
I have to share this... THere are two submerged aircraft dive sites. I was on a dive with him to the site that has the smaller aircraft, a Cessna I believe. We get to the plane, Dive Chucker pulls out his dive knife and starts rooting around under what would be the engine compartment with his face about 1 foot from the plane, everyone else is laying back about 10-15 feet to see what the fuck he's up to.
EVERYONE on the dive, except Chuck saw what was about to happen about 2 seconds before the event... The Up Chucker pulls out this small crab from under the plane... and then a 6 foot eel swoops in between the side of the plane and Chucks face, grabs the tasty morsel and Chuck screams "HOLY SHIT" for all to hear. Other than the crab, there were no fatalities, but 6 or 7 of us used up most of our tanks of air laughing our asses off.
The dive staff really does submit to Chuckies desires out on the boat and he is more human with them than anyone else i have seen, effectively, when he is there, he is the dive staff.
Gordon
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Post by WSSkier on Feb 2, 2006 10:36:31 GMT -6
Sorry Scott, I send a friendly bullshit... Chuck is in charge of the boat when he dives (I have been there and experienced it). Yes, he is above the dive briefing, and I have even seen him 'leading' the dive (hes got them all memorized). I have to share this... THere are two submerged aircraft dive sites. I was on a dive with him to the site that has the smaller aircraft, a Cessna I believe. We get to the plane, Dive Chucker pulls out his dive knife and starts rooting around under what would be the engine compartment with his face about 1 foot from the plane, everyone else is laying back about 10-15 feet to see what the fuck he's up to. EVERYONE on the dive, except Chuck saw what was about to happen about 2 seconds before the event... The Up Chucker pulls out this small crab from under the plane... and then a 6 foot eel swoops in between the side of the plane and Chucks face, grabs the tasty morsel and Chuck screams "HOLY SHIT" for all to hear. Other than the crab, there were no fatalities, but 6 or 7 of us used up most of our tanks of air laughing our asses off. The dive staff really does submit to Chuckies desires out on the boat and he is more human with them than anyone else i have seen, effectively, when he is there, he is the dive staff. Gordon Bullshit? I think you just confirmed what I said, so I don't think I'm blowing smoke up anybody's ass. While he's an experienced diver, I think it's disrespectful to the staff to just do his own thing. Hedo staff often look the other way when it comes to guest behavior. The intent of my post was merely because Iggy has often pointed out how HDM often acts like a staffer rather than a guest. (not confined to just the watersports areas) ;D Respect, Scott |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Feb 2, 2006 10:45:06 GMT -6
Bullshit? I think you just confirmed what I said, so I don't think I'm blowing smoke up anybody's ass. Which is why I gave it a 'friendly' bullshit. Up Chuck is the real bull. |
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Post by diane on Feb 2, 2006 10:56:48 GMT -6
Iggy, I could have told you what the employee did in December myself....lol. It was pretty obvious he didn't quit drinking. I think his dr told him to give up the booze or the diving, he can't do both any more. Needless to say, I'm glad he at least gave up the diving.
I do also agree with Scott 110%. Having anyone on a dive at Hedo that thinks they are above listening to the dive plan makes it dangerous for everyone. He annoys the fuck out of me on dives. I'm just grateful that he's decided to give the diving up....our dives were much more enjoyable this year. Let's all buy him another bottle....WTF is up with hiding a bottle at Hedo?? He can get as much booze there as he wants. What gives??
diane
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Post by WSSkier on Feb 2, 2006 10:59:21 GMT -6
Iggy, I could have told you what the employee did in December myself....lol. It was pretty obvious he didn't quit drinking. I think his dr told him to give up the booze or the diving, he can't do both any more. Needless to say, I'm glad he at least gave up the diving. I do also agree with Scott 110%. Having anyone on a dive at Hedo that thinks they are above listening to the dive plan makes it dangerous for everyone. He annoys the fuck out of me on dives. I'm just grateful that he's decided to give the diving up....our dives were much more enjoyable this year. Let's all buy him another bottle....WTF is up with hiding a bottle at Hedo?? He can get as much booze there as he wants. What gives?? diane Maybe he's scared that wife of his might just chew his balls right off. ;D |
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Post by jefnlaura on Feb 2, 2006 11:07:11 GMT -6
IGGY, did you get a new name over there just to antagonize poor PeaChuckie?
I almost spit coffee all over my laptop when I started reading that post. It just REEKS of evil...
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I have never been, but I am planning a trip soon. I have a lot of questions, so I appoligies in advance.
1. Nude side. Is clothing optional, or MUST you be completely nude?
2. We are going with another couple, if we stay on different sides of the resort, will we be too far from one another?
3. Is it really all inclusive? How much cash should I bring?
4. Can you bring a camera on the nude side? (pictures of ourselves, not others)
5. If we stay on the nude side, and want to leave the room, do we have to be naked?
6. PDA, sex, ect. I understand that it happens, and the club rule is no sex, but will one see people doing everything but? Is it allowed?
7. We would like to stay on the nude side with a Jacuzzi and terris, the best room possibal. Is it nice? What should we exspect?
8. Should I buy the book? Does it have a lot of information?
9. How is the food?
10. How long should I stay? 10 days or 14?
11. My wife has CF (cycistic Fibrosis), and is sensitive to certain food and water. Is there food always avilibal? Doctors?
12. Who should I book with? Is there a difference?
13. What is the age group like? Are there a lot of mid-20 couples, or will we feel singled out?
14. If I go with another couple, are we going to feel differently around each other there and when we get back? (naked together with friends = weird)
15. If my wife feels aprehensive about being nude, will it ruin the vacation, or will she likely jump in after a few drinks?
16. Where can you smoke? Are all rooms smokeing? Can you buy cigarettes on the property?
Sorry for all the questions. Thanks for the help!!!
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Post by Christinko on Feb 2, 2006 11:07:18 GMT -6
A drunk acquaintance of mine stores pitchers full of booze in his room so that he can get a drink from 5 a.m. to 10 a.m. if he needs one. Maybe Chuck's room just didn't have a pitcher and he needs high volume? I thought he would be above standing in line for a drink like the rest of us.
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Post by jefnlaura on Feb 2, 2006 11:19:01 GMT -6
Thats too funny. I'll be up for a while. Call me at home if you like. Iggy Iggy, I had to get a new cell phone, I lost all my numbers. You'll have to call me... Besides, My mamma always told me: "Good lil girls don't call boys" ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Cherbunny on Feb 2, 2006 11:25:21 GMT -6
Denny actually answered the questions..... DennyP Administrator Member # 1 Icon 1 posted February 02, 2006 10:08 AM Profile for DennyP Author's Homepage Email DennyP Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote My own opinions - I'm sure others will differ. 1. Males need to be nude, females are normally allowed to have bottoms on, but not many do. 2. It depends on what too far means. It may be a 5 minute walk depending on bar stops along the way. :-) 3. You'll only need cash for any off property excursions, for resort spa treatments, or incidental sundries and souveniers. Credit cards are accepted in many places and at the spa and the resort tour office and stores. 4. You may get hassled by security, but many people do take discrete personal pictures on the nude side. 5. No 6. Most times there is no hassle from security, but at times some people have been reprimanded. 7. The insides of all the rooms are the same. The Jacuzzi rooms have a terrace with the Jacuzzi - it's a small one. 8. Absolutely but the book. 9. I've never gone home hungry. Some people like it, some people complain about it. It's not 5-star gourmet. 10. Stay as long as you can. 11. There is a nurse on site 24x7. She can get a doctor at anytime. Some food is usually available all the time. In the wee hours, the front desk usually has some sandwiches available. This is not guaranteed all the time, though. They could have run out. 12. Book with me. Click on the link in my signature line below. 13. Ages will vary week to week. The range is the 20s on up. The median age is normally around 40 + or - 5 years. 14. You may. I suggest discussing things before the trip together. 15. Different people will react differently. But most people will adjust in 30 minutes with no problem. You may have trouble getting her to wear clothes after Hedo. 16. All rooms are smoking. There is a no smoking area in the dining room. There is no smoking in the Piano bar or in the Pastafari restaurant. Occasionally the disco will be non-smoking during the PJ party. You can buy cigarettes, but they may be a different brand than you are used to and will be more expensive. -------------------- Quotes & Reservations from DennyP Travel L.L.C. - www.dennyp.com/dennyptravelPosts: 4269 | From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Aug 2001 | IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator |
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Post by Christinko on Feb 2, 2006 12:20:01 GMT -6
Oh gawd....it did sound silly...and I PMed the person with book buying info! Doh Doh Doh!
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Post by Liz of Chris & Liz on Feb 2, 2006 12:20:02 GMT -6
Oh geez, silly me!! I went & responded to that post (insert egg on face here)!! LOL
On the DMC scene, Chris says he is a hazard when he dives, never watching out for his buddy & being oblivious to his surroundings. Chris hates diving when DMC is around.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Feb 2, 2006 12:34:12 GMT -6
All this talk about Divemaster Chucklehead is going to make Irish Eyes jealous!......Jake
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Post by PattyD on Feb 2, 2006 12:38:00 GMT -6
All this talk about Divemaster Chucklehead is going to make Irish Eyes jealous!......Jake It might but we won't hear about it until next week when the moon is full. ;D |
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Post by jefnlaura on Feb 2, 2006 14:47:25 GMT -6
Rumor has it that a certain "Thread" is about to be closed on that "other place".... Pardon my rule breaking here, but I tried to get something started that wouldn't meet with the axe! Any takers?  ? |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Feb 2, 2006 15:51:04 GMT -6
That Nexus thread looks legit to me. If it is a fake by an old-timer, he did a mighty good job of emulating a newbie......Jake
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Post by nemo on Feb 2, 2006 16:17:16 GMT -6
Too Fuckin Funny!
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Post by Irish Stu on Feb 2, 2006 19:50:44 GMT -6
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Post by dean on Feb 2, 2006 21:35:30 GMT -6
Man I am so glad I found you guys. I am sooooo sick of the same old crap on DP. And the same people whine about the same stuff all the time, then I get to Hedo and we have a blast !! And the stuff about DMC makes sense after some of the rude emails I've received from him.
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Post by Christinko on Feb 2, 2006 22:01:11 GMT -6
Hi Dean! Welcome aboard...have some Karma-love! Can't have you at zero.
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Post by Lady Irie on Feb 2, 2006 22:25:16 GMT -6
And the stuff about DMC makes sense after some of the rude emails I've received from him. Welcome to the *FUN* side, Dean! Pray tell, I mean, do post those e-mails if you still have them. We can have even more fun than with the Peachuck! Have some Karma, and a kiss! Mmmmwwwaaahhh! |
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Post by Hedo69 on Feb 2, 2006 22:25:39 GMT -6
Welcome Dean! Have another on me. You're gonna love it here.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Feb 3, 2006 0:04:52 GMT -6
Hey, Dean! I've always enjoyed your posts "over there", glad to see you over here. Consider yourself part of the family......Jake
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Post by Hazelita on Feb 3, 2006 6:26:31 GMT -6
Dean!?!? From the Beach Rangers!?!? Oh my Gosh! Welcome to the only message board you'll ever need! So good to see you. BTW, saw your pal, John (Sundude) at the last Philly Hedo party.  |
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Post by Liz of Chris & Liz on Feb 3, 2006 7:24:16 GMT -6
Hi Dean,
Nice to see you take a walk on the wild side. How's Meri doing?? Have some karma on me....I promise it won't hurt.
You must have lucky trip #5 coming up in June 2006!!! And I bet you are planning already!!
Hugs, Liz
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