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Dec 18, 2006 14:36:44 GMT -6
Post by edie2u on Dec 18, 2006 14:36:44 GMT -6
Geri looked happy (for that matter so did you Gary)!! You could caption this photo: Gary's sightseeing trip in Negril. One of the most scenic areas in Jamaica! OR What I did on my vacation!
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Dec 18, 2006 14:42:38 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 18, 2006 14:42:38 GMT -6
You could caption this photo: Gary's sightseeing trip in Negril. One of the most scenic areas in Jamaica! "Gary The Spelunker explores one of the finest natural caves in all of Negril"
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Dec 18, 2006 22:05:29 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 18, 2006 22:05:29 GMT -6
Count her in but that means The Joizy Goils stay here with me. I doubt they'll go for it. There's three of us, think you can handle it? The more fuzzy bunnies the better but honestly I don't know. I'd love trying. Have a good time and don't forget to let My Trusted Guide come up for air. Enjoy, we wish we were joining you.
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Dec 18, 2006 22:24:04 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 18, 2006 22:24:04 GMT -6
There was only one room closer to Sandals than this. It was quiet at night and convenient for small details, for instance, just sliding open the window when I needed to know the time and asking a Sandals maintenance person or security guard. At least you found something useful in being on the Prude side... Did you book Prude or did you go ROH and have to take what you got?? I know the WWW Winter group had officially about 70 less people signed up then last year so it couldn't have been totally booked could it?? I've never been on the Prude side yet so I guess it wasn't our old room.... We booked ROH but we didn't mind the long walk or being on the farthest end of the *peaceful* side of the resort. We did leave the door open at times so we could be exhibitionist but to no avail. The only thing to happen upon us was a lizard that clung to the door jam. There simply was not that many people on the prude side. (it seemed) We wanted voyeurs and instead all we got was this reptile staring at us. When the reptile was the only thing watching us in-the-heat-of-passion, all I could think of was Geico Insurance and if I was paying to much for our car insurance. Not exactly what we had in mind but a set of eyeballs is a set of eyeballs. At one moment some other guests brought us drinks, it was funny now that I think about it. Hedo is great place and we appreciate it more and more.
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Dec 19, 2006 11:28:59 GMT -6
Post by pixiedust on Dec 19, 2006 11:28:59 GMT -6
I wouldn't like the walk but the peacefulness would be nice at times. Our first trip we got booked in room 2179 which is the first room next to the nude pool - it's loud all day and all night there and if you want to get some rest - forget it! I am told that lots of people WANT that room - that it's prime real estate but it's not for me. When I want to get some rest - I want a bit of quiet... and we aren't exhibitionists so that wouldn't bother us a bit... (though we don't mind watching occasionally)
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Dec 19, 2006 12:19:31 GMT -6
Post by Tex on Dec 19, 2006 12:19:31 GMT -6
I wouldn't like the walk but the peacefulness would be nice at times. Our first trip we got booked in room 2179 which is the first room next to the nude pool - it's loud all day and all night there and if you want to get some rest - forget it! I am told that lots of people WANT that room - that it's prime real estate but it's not for me. When I want to get some rest - I want a bit of quiet... and we aren't exhibitionists so that wouldn't bother us a bit... (though we don't mind watching occasionally) We were in 2179 before. It was handy to the beach but quite noisy.
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Dec 19, 2006 18:40:14 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 19, 2006 18:40:14 GMT -6
and we aren't exhibitionists so that wouldn't bother us a bit... (though we don't mind watching occasionally)
Col, we aren't really either , we always have lots of cover, it's the fun involved around it.
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Dec 19, 2006 20:59:15 GMT -6
Post by pixiedust on Dec 19, 2006 20:59:15 GMT -6
Then how the hell are we supposed to voyeur you at next year's WWWW trip.... geez
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Dec 28, 2006 15:20:16 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 15:20:16 GMT -6
The how the hell are we supposed to voyeur you at next year's WWWW trip.... geez We do special requests, send us your requirements.
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Dec 28, 2006 15:51:14 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 15:51:14 GMT -6
I thought a fun thing to do would be to surprise Bif somehow. He seemed like a nice guy on the boards particularly the way he always stays pleasant in the Politics Forum (of all places). That section can be a real test at times. I figured he would be nice to joke with somehow.
Since Bif is big St. Louis Card fan and one of the star players, Scott Spiezio, stands out with his Cardinal red goatee. An idea came to mind.
I thought a Cardinal red patch above my wifes "home-base" would bring a smile to Bif as a tribute to the teams great 2006 success. Geri was enthusiastic to have some fun with this too.
I purchased synthetic red feather type hair and I used a commercial flooring tape to adhere the feathers. On miniskirt night we put it together and off to the main bar we went hoping to see Bif and Muffy.
We see them almost immediately so Geri and I walk over to them.
Geri said to Bif "are you a Cardinals fan?"
He replied with a smile and said "are you kidding?" at that point she replies "check out my Spiezio" and lifts her mini-skirt.
It worked out great, a small gesture turned up some good laughs. I certainly enjoyed it. He was the easy going person he is on the boards, a real nice guy.
I asked permission from Bif and Geri to make this post.
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Dec 28, 2006 16:03:25 GMT -6
Post by New Mama on Dec 28, 2006 16:03:25 GMT -6
Good one Gary!
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Dec 28, 2006 16:10:22 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 16:10:22 GMT -6
Thanks Anita, we can't wait to go back, to relax and have some fun. It's gotten to the point where the sound of reggae and a blender at the same time make me *all tingly.*
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Dec 28, 2006 16:32:18 GMT -6
Post by Bif St Lou on Dec 28, 2006 16:32:18 GMT -6
I thought a fun thing to do would be to surprise Bif somehow. He seemed like a nice guy on the boards particularly the way he always stays pleasant in the Politics Forum (of all places). That section can be a real test at times. I figured he would be nice to joke with somehow. Since Bif is big St. Louis Card fan and one of the star players, Scott Spiezio, stands out with his Cardinal red goatee. An idea came to mind. I thought a Cardinal red patch above my wifes "home-base" would bring a smile to Bif as a tribute to the teams great 2006 success. Geri was enthusiastic to have some fun with this too. I purchased synthetic red feather type hair and I used a commercial flooring tape to adhere the feathers. On miniskirt night we put it together and off to the main bar we went hoping to see Bif and Muffy. We see them almost immediately so Geri and I walk over to them. Geri said to Bif "are you a Cardinals fan?" He replied with a smile and said "are you kidding?" at that point she replies "check out my Spiezio" and lifts her mini-skirt. It worked out great, a small gesture turned up some good laughs. I certainly enjoyed it. He was the easy going person he is on the boards, a real nice guy. I asked permission from Bif and Geri to make this post. And I'm sure come next spring, Scott Spezio's introduction each game will bring a special smile to my face! Thanks Gary and especially Geri!!
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Dec 28, 2006 16:52:11 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 16:52:11 GMT -6
Anytime Bif, there is one downside however. Now I think I'm *making out* with Scott Spiezio during our love trists.
I never minded thinking about baseball to extend our love making but this is a bit much.
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Dec 28, 2006 19:23:53 GMT -6
Post by Just Mike on Dec 28, 2006 19:23:53 GMT -6
Gary...your on a roll tonight man!
Trying to lighten things up around here or something???
great story, by the way.
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Dec 28, 2006 19:52:31 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 19:52:31 GMT -6
Thanks Just Mike, I recommend Pilsner Urquell. A Czechoslovakian beer, excellent for acting like an ass of your choice. I had 4 tonight.
I joke that it helps me skate better. (the NHL is full of prize Czech hockey players)
I skate alot at a NYS park. It's easier than that twisted impossible game of golf. Plus I don't have to wear a plaid skirt and cap. Plaid is so *out*.
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Dec 28, 2006 19:55:17 GMT -6
Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Dec 28, 2006 19:55:17 GMT -6
Gary you crack me up!! Been drinkin' from that big dick again??? ...........Bob
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Dec 28, 2006 20:06:08 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 20:06:08 GMT -6
I thought I was staring up at a telephone pole when I was drinking from that moose sized thing. NEVER again.
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Dec 28, 2006 20:18:56 GMT -6
Post by Just Mike on Dec 28, 2006 20:18:56 GMT -6
we need to have bif and muffy each tell us how many inches that thing is.
My guess is that Muffy thinks its only about 3 inches or so...and Bif probably thinks its 12, Male measurement problems being what they are.
Gary, you should have come to MCI center in DC and seen me skate in my mascot costume for the Capitals a couple years ago. LOL NOT a pretty sight!!!
What am i thinking? you're probably the asshole Rangers fan who dumped beer over my head at one of the games. hehehehe. Damn new york fans!
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Dec 28, 2006 20:22:15 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 28, 2006 20:22:15 GMT -6
I'm a Devils fan. It's easier to get to The Continental Airlines Arena. (not the only reason, just being an idiot)
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Dec 29, 2006 9:51:13 GMT -6
Post by pixiedust on Dec 29, 2006 9:51:13 GMT -6
Then how the hell are we supposed to voyeur you at next year's WWWW trip.... geez We do special requests, send us your requirements. I STILL have my ticket - REMEMBER? ;D ;D
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Dec 29, 2006 10:36:51 GMT -6
Post by jefnlaura on Dec 29, 2006 10:36:51 GMT -6
I thought a fun thing to do would be to surprise Bif somehow. He seemed like a nice guy on the boards particularly the way he always stays pleasant in the Politics Forum (of all places). That section can be a real test at times. I figured he would be nice to joke with somehow. Since Bif is big St. Louis Card fan and one of the star players, Scott Spiezio, stands out with his Cardinal red goatee. An idea came to mind. I thought a Cardinal red patch above my wifes "home-base" would bring a smile to Bif as a tribute to the teams great 2006 success. Geri was enthusiastic to have some fun with this too. I purchased synthetic red feather type hair and I used a commercial flooring tape to adhere the feathers. On miniskirt night we put it together and off to the main bar we went hoping to see Bif and Muffy. We see them almost immediately so Geri and I walk over to them. Geri said to Bif "are you a Cardinals fan?" He replied with a smile and said "are you kidding?" at that point she replies "check out my Spiezio" and lifts her mini-skirt. It worked out great, a small gesture turned up some good laughs. I certainly enjoyed it. He was the easy going person he is on the boards, a real nice guy. I asked permission from Bif and Geri to make this post. Gary and Geri, I have to say, "THE SCOTT SPIEZIO MEMORY" still brings a smile to my face as well... No tickles, just smiles! ;D Muffy (Who too is a Cards fan, One thing BIF and I agree on)
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Dec 29, 2006 16:56:26 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 29, 2006 16:56:26 GMT -6
Next time you're drinking from a giant female mug and we're even.
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Dec 29, 2006 17:24:35 GMT -6
Post by jefnlaura on Dec 29, 2006 17:24:35 GMT -6
Next time you're drinking from a giant female mug and we're even. Gary somehow I don't think ME drinking from a FEMALE mug will get quite the looks YOU drinking from a PENIS mug got, BUT OK, I am up for the challenge! ;D ;D ;D Muffy
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Dec 30, 2006 12:56:56 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2006 12:56:56 GMT -6
The female mug I'm going to use is an actual female. We're on the beginnings of X-rated vaudeville. Would you consider doing something together for the talent show next time? We both could wear matching tutus for a professional look. Get back to me on ideas.
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Dec 30, 2006 13:07:33 GMT -6
Post by jefnlaura on Dec 30, 2006 13:07:33 GMT -6
The female mug I'm going to use is an actual female. We're on the beginnings of X-rated vaudeville. Would you consider doing something together for the talent show next time? We both could wear matching tutus for a professional look. Get back to me on ideas. Gary, like I said, NOTHING is going to get "the looks" YOU drinking from a Penis Mug got, but if you think you can top THAT one, knock yourself out! Now, as far as teaming up for the talent show. LMFAO, I have limited talents, and I have yet to see my talents onstage! At least not on stage at HEDO! Furthermore, as of right now, it does not look like Bif and I will be joining the WWWW group in 2007... I suppose anything is possible, but it is not a very probable liklihood... Muffy (who hopes to be able to go in 2007)
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Dec 30, 2006 16:02:11 GMT -6
Post by jo on Dec 30, 2006 16:02:11 GMT -6
Muffy, we have a great group that goes in early November! A very easy going bunch of people who love to mostly do nothing all day..........................come join the dark side!!
JO
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Dec 31, 2006 15:01:35 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Dec 31, 2006 15:01:35 GMT -6
One evening Geri returns to our dinner table with a women in tow. She says girls name and she owns ---------- establishment in N.Y. Did you ever go there? I was amazed because I was very familiar and how does this come up from a quick trip to the ladies room?
To make a long story short we spent several days with them having a good ol' time and they invited us up to their place this winter. They live in a small touristy area for winter sports.
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Dec 31, 2006 15:52:33 GMT -6
Post by pixiedust on Dec 31, 2006 15:52:33 GMT -6
You just never know who you'll meet in the ladies room do you??? ;D
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 3, 2007 1:01:08 GMT -6
You just never know who you'll meet in the ladies room do you??? ;D One particular topic of conversation on the beach was lost business opportunity. I sat back and listened. One idea that drew smiles was a Monica Lewinsky brand cigar. We all agreed a cigar brand in her name was a possible money maker by capitalizing on her notoriety. I made up this simple label which I'll apply to cigars and bring them when we visit these people at a party this winter. Actual labels don't have the chest blacked out.
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