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ALASKA
Aug 1, 2005 20:46:55 GMT -6
Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Aug 1, 2005 20:46:55 GMT -6
Bob, Simon, I would highly recommend to you two fine Gentlemen,(who came in) that you do not go out on deck and look over the side of the ship. You are going to be 150 feet above the water depending on what deck you are on. Oh SHIT! My office is on the 11th floor of a high-rise in Tampa. Not too high! One full wall is glass.....from the ceiling to the floor....overlookin' the downtown. I cannot even walk over to it without gettin' the HEEBIE JEEBIES! I'm tellin' you when I walk over and look down, my ass draws up so much that my balls turn blue! I DON'T LIKE HIGHTS! ..........Bob
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ALASKA
Aug 1, 2005 20:55:19 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 1, 2005 20:55:19 GMT -6
I'm tellin' you when I walk over and look down, my ass draws up so much that my balls turn blue! ..........Bob Watch out when you look over the side of the ship that you don't suck a deck chair up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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ALASKA
Aug 1, 2005 23:36:19 GMT -6
Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 1, 2005 23:36:19 GMT -6
......Gentlemen...(who came in?)..... One of my all-time favorite Three Stooges quotes! Bravo......Jake
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 4:52:58 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 2, 2005 4:52:58 GMT -6
Guys... DONT do what Joe just recommended with the beloved ladies right behind you. There is a difference between jumped and pushed. YOU KNOW they are thinking about it, its just a matter of acting out on the thoughts.
Gordon
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 5:24:37 GMT -6
Post by Irish Stu on Aug 2, 2005 5:24:37 GMT -6
Bob, Simon, I would highly recommend to you two fine Gentlemen,(who came in) that you do not go out on deck and look over the side of the ship. You are going to be 150 feet above the water depending on what deck you are on. Oh SHIT! My office is on the 11th floor of a high-rise in Tampa. Not too high! One full wall is glass.....from the ceiling to the floor....overlookin' the downtown. I cannot even walk over to it without gettin' the HEEBIE JEEBIES! I'm tellin' you when I walk over and look down, my ass draws up so much that my balls turn blue! I DON'T LIKE HIGHTS! ..........Bob I'm ok so long as there's something between me and the drop... a low wall, a guardrail, a glass wall etc. I'm fine in glass elevators on the outside of buildings or wandering around the observation deck at the top of the Empire State Building. When we stay in New York we always use the same 47 storey hotel and request a room on as high a floor as possible, we love the view and to be able to look down at the street below. But put me within 20 feet of a cliff edge and I just want to throw myself to the ground and hold on for dear life. I can't bear to watch people rock climbing and if I'm watching something on TV and they show those lunatics that free climb without ropes I have to switch channels. Simon
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 6:52:00 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 2, 2005 6:52:00 GMT -6
Bob/Simon
We are doing some major exterior renovations on the house this summer, and have scaffolding set up, only 3 levels high, so your feet are only about 12-15 feet up. I just cannot let go to work with both hands up there (talk about sweating buckets). Fortunately, Ann doesnt have any such issues, so she is in charge up there. ONLY ONE requirement... if she is up there working I better damn well be doing something productive somewhere.
Gordon
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 9:43:39 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 2, 2005 9:43:39 GMT -6
Dam you guys, your making us look bad here. The heights don't bother the ladies but you guys pussy out.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Joe.
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 9:56:56 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 2, 2005 9:56:56 GMT -6
PERFECTLY HAPPY to pussy out of this one Joe, of course in return, I get spider duty!
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 10:55:24 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 2, 2005 10:55:24 GMT -6
Watch out when you look over the side of the ship that you don't suck a deck chair up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most ships that sail in international waters are actually required to post this sign at various places around the deck.
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 12:05:35 GMT -6
Post by Irish Stu on Aug 2, 2005 12:05:35 GMT -6
Dam you guys, your making us look bad here. The heights don't bother the ladies but you guys pussy out.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D That's easy for you to say Joe if you've never been stuck on the garage roof alone and scared and too afraid to maneuver back onto the ladder to get down Simon
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 19:25:45 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 2, 2005 19:25:45 GMT -6
That's easy for you to say Joe if you've never been stuck on the garage roof alone and scared and too afraid to maneuver back onto the ladder to get down Simon Why did you go up there if you don't like heights? Remember never look down in those type of situations. Joe.
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 20:47:23 GMT -6
Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Aug 2, 2005 20:47:23 GMT -6
Damn.......I'm so glad I'm going on a cruise at sea-level and not a mountain climb! ..........Bob
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 20:53:03 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 2, 2005 20:53:03 GMT -6
Damn.......I'm so glad I'm going on a cruise at sea-level and not a mountain climb! ..........Bob Yea on a ship that the top level sits 180 feet above the water line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D The buffet is on the top floor Bob!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 21:14:44 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 2, 2005 21:14:44 GMT -6
The buffet is on the top floor Bob!!!!!!!!!! Point being that the puke will build up velocity the further it falls. SWEET JESUS!!! THERE'S AN ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD! (start practicing)
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ALASKA
Aug 2, 2005 23:31:37 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 2, 2005 23:31:37 GMT -6
The buffet is on the top floor Bob!!!!!!!!!! Point being that the puke will build up velocity the further it falls. (start practicing) At sea you won't hit anything but the water, but in port! Joe.
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ALASKA
Aug 3, 2005 11:38:52 GMT -6
Post by Irish Stu on Aug 3, 2005 11:38:52 GMT -6
That's easy for you to say Joe if you've never been stuck on the garage roof alone and scared and too afraid to maneuver back onto the ladder to get down Simon Why did you go up there if you don't like heights? Believe me Joe, 15 feet looked nowhere near as high when I was looking up at it. So those sex columnists who tell men worried about their dick size not to worry because things always look smaller when you're looking down are talking crap. They don't Simon
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ALASKA
Aug 3, 2005 13:35:59 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 3, 2005 13:35:59 GMT -6
Believe me Joe, 15 feet looked nowhere near as high when I was looking up at it. So those sex columnists who tell men worried about their dick size not to worry because things always look smaller when you're looking down are talking crap. They don't Simon Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe.
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