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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 6, 2006 9:14:21 GMT -6
I should've known -- that guy forgot to shave "down there".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 6, 2006 9:15:24 GMT -6
Im not sure thats a guy
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 6, 2006 9:38:57 GMT -6
Sure it is -- he's got an Adam's Apple.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 6, 2006 10:13:35 GMT -6
Or a piece of jerk chicken
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 6, 2006 11:00:20 GMT -6
I wonder what level sunscreen "it" uses ...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 6, 2006 12:39:07 GMT -6
I wonder what level sunscreen "it" uses ... Given its apparent hygene issues, I would say "Sure Helps It Tan"
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Post by Christinko on Aug 7, 2006 8:32:11 GMT -6
A friend just sent me these lovelies...
Actual Names of Towns:
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Muff (Northern Ireland) Bastard (Norway) Twatt (Shetland, UK) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Wankie (Zimbabwe) Climax (Colorado, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Shafter (California, USA) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Donk (Belgium) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall,UK) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Stains (Near Paris,France) Turdo (Romania) Fukum (Yemen) Fuku (Shensi, China) Wanks River (Nicaragua) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Wet Beaver Creek (Australia) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Tittybong (Australia) Dikshit (India) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 7, 2006 8:59:20 GMT -6
I cant believe that your list left off Phuket and Bangkok Thailand!
(There's also a Climax Michigan)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 7, 2006 9:01:35 GMT -6
Not to mention French Lick, Indiana and Lake Titicaca......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 7, 2006 9:03:19 GMT -6
Titicaca, always struck me as an odd combo.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 7, 2006 10:49:38 GMT -6
Not to me.
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Post by jdmcowan on Aug 7, 2006 11:44:03 GMT -6
There's also a Climax Michigan My father lives near Ann Arbor and I in Chicago. We frequently drive there to visit. And I'm sorry to admit that 9 times out of 10 my wife sleeps through Climax. Jeremy
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 7, 2006 11:54:39 GMT -6
A few more actual place names from the UK :
Breaston Penistone Lickey Hole Honey Pot Lane Six Mile Bottom Pant Lord Herefords Knob Brown Tongue Giddy Horn Cold Blow Licky End Titsey Hill
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 7, 2006 12:06:47 GMT -6
We do have a small 'location' locally that's call Kowsit Lats. Legend has it that the name is derived from the original Finnish immigrants trying to say Cow Shit Flats.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 7, 2006 13:23:00 GMT -6
This comment was scary for me...Just as I was reading Dr. Goon's comment before I was scrolling down I was thinking just the same. BB, what the hell have you done to me?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 7, 2006 20:03:44 GMT -6
Apparently not enough. Yet.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 7, 2006 21:57:27 GMT -6
Sounds full of promise. But I've long been an optimist. Or are you just teasing me again?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 8, 2006 5:04:34 GMT -6
This comment was scary for me...Just as I was reading Dr. Goon's comment before I was scrolling down I was thinking just the same. BB, what the hell have you done to me? Chris, I am thinking that its about time for an intervention session... its for you own good.
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Post by Tex on Aug 8, 2006 5:44:56 GMT -6
Dry Prong (Louisiana)
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 8, 2006 5:57:52 GMT -6
Joe Cocker.
Simon
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Post by Christinko on Aug 8, 2006 6:52:52 GMT -6
This comment was scary for me...Just as I was reading Dr. Goon's comment before I was scrolling down I was thinking just the same. BB, what the hell have you done to me? Chris, I am thinking that its about time for an intervention session... its for you own good. Dr. Goon to the rescue! Thank you for saving myself from myself.
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Post by justheidi on Aug 9, 2006 18:49:12 GMT -6
Ballcock.that one always cracks me up
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Post by hardwork-DJ on Aug 11, 2006 8:51:00 GMT -6
While in high school, we always had a female end and a male end, in shop class. I was such a prude that I would blush every time the instructor would advise to make a connection of pipe or screw by placing/screwing the male component into the female component. Just the same with righty tighty, lefty loosey!
My word would be "slather"
I know it doesn't sound dirty but it sure sounds sexy when Hazel says it!
DJ
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 11, 2006 9:05:06 GMT -6
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Post by marknmaia on Aug 11, 2006 9:29:58 GMT -6
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Toad Suck Ferry, Arkansas
Mt. Titlus in Switzerland
I know quite a stretch from Arkansas to Switzerland, but I have been to all three...I have a really good travel agent.
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Post by DreAmy on Aug 14, 2006 1:07:51 GMT -6
I grew up on Cummings Avenue, and I Live near Withalacoochie Fl, My cable company is Cox and Soon I will Dine at a New Dick's restaurant, and I work with a nurse named Mona Peewinkle. "Mona Peewinkle please come to the the nurses station for a physican phone call." Now try keeping a straight face at the bedside hearing that on your overhead at least twice a day, heheh. -Amy
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Post by edie2u on Aug 17, 2006 18:36:09 GMT -6
And then theres Titusville FL
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Post by Christinko on Aug 18, 2006 10:04:26 GMT -6
I used to work at AB Dick, and then got a job offer at Siemen's. Almost took it on principle.
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Post by edie2u on Aug 18, 2006 19:16:07 GMT -6
Penistone (Yorkshire) Fugit (Kentucky) Titlis (Switzerland) Muff (County Donegal). Beaverlick (Kentucky) Onancock (Virginia), Butztown (Pennsylvania), Prickwillow (Cambs) Gofuku (Japan) Climax (Missouri) Mary's Inlet (Florida) Queensland's Mount Mee. Big Bone (Kentucky)
Cucumber Lane meets Cum Cum Hill. (Essendon in Hertfordshire )
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Post by edie2u on Aug 18, 2006 20:25:23 GMT -6
Gropecunt I had to look this one up just to see if it was on the level: Gropecunt Lane was a name used in Oxford, London and other English towns and cities in the Middle Ages for streets where prostitutes conducted their business. The name derives from cunt, the Middle English term for female genitalia, and the act of groping. There was also a Gropecunt Lane in Dublin, Ireland near where the Savoy Cinema is now. Later sensibilities changed many names of streets bearing this name to more polite variations.
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