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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 13, 2005 16:40:12 GMT -6
Person A may fuck me, but Person B may not. I'm getting woozy. This is starting to sound like a geometry question on the SAT's. "Person A may fuck me, but Person B may not. If Person C eats me without fucking me, then the subsequent romantic triangle is (a) isosceles (b) acute (c) scalene or (d) none of the above." |
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jul 13, 2005 19:23:28 GMT -6
Not to mention do the two dicks squared differentiate Isosceles himself?
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Post by Christinko on Jul 13, 2005 21:26:38 GMT -6
Just remember:
The mass of the ass is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat and the angle of the dangle.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 13, 2005 23:02:34 GMT -6
Yes, I loved junior high school too. No, wait a minute, I hated it! But it's much more tolerable here......Jake
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 14, 2005 6:47:06 GMT -6
none of the above
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jul 14, 2005 10:17:56 GMT -6
Getting woozy, thought you are always woozy. Joe. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 14, 2005 10:49:34 GMT -6
Fun fact to share with your friends: Woozy & Horny are the two rarely - mentioned 8th & 9th Dwarves that never made it into the version of Snow White we all know and love today. Apparently, Snow White got Woozy, then got Horny. Now, she's fucking Goofy.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 14, 2005 11:07:31 GMT -6
Fun fact to share with your friends: Woozy & Horny are the two rarely - mentioned 8th & 9th Dwarves that never made it into the version of Snow White we all know and love today. Apparently, Snow White got Woozy, then got Horny. Now, she's fucking Goofy. And we all know that Disney has a gay friendly corporate policy. Hey... when is Donald duck (why a no chicken?) gonna put some pants on anyway? And I heard that Michael Jackson got his gloves from Mickey. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 14, 2005 18:21:01 GMT -6
And we all know that Disney has a gay friendly corporate policy. ... Which is why they recently added a tenth Dwarf, Sissy. |
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 14, 2005 19:03:45 GMT -6
And we all know that Disney has a gay friendly corporate policy. ... Which is why they recently added a tenth Dwarf, Sissy. Wrong movie |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 15, 2005 7:44:47 GMT -6
Give me a hint -- was it something with Lindsay Lohan?
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 15, 2005 15:38:23 GMT -6
Raven
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 17, 2005 15:03:08 GMT -6
Oh, I know! It was "Herbie Takes It In The Tailpipe"!
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 18, 2005 7:29:28 GMT -6
Don't be stuffin no potato up my tailpipe
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 18, 2005 9:40:03 GMT -6
That's no potato.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 19, 2005 14:47:53 GMT -6
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