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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 1, 2008 17:50:52 GMT -6
They say no man is an island. But when you pee, urination.
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Post by edie2u on Apr 1, 2008 22:17:41 GMT -6
Georgette, I hope you are soon feeling better soon.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Apr 1, 2008 23:11:56 GMT -6
Get well soon kid.
Joe.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 2, 2008 6:02:23 GMT -6
They say no man is an island. But when you pee, urination It's nice to see the puns are still trickling in. Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 2, 2008 6:48:14 GMT -6
It looks like I missed a wee little punfest
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 2, 2008 6:53:20 GMT -6
So you finally heard about it... there must have been a leak.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 2, 2008 7:17:48 GMT -6
more like a persistent drip thats tough to shake off
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Post by wareagle on Apr 2, 2008 7:39:32 GMT -6
Stoned again?
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Post by cockdoc on Apr 2, 2008 8:13:07 GMT -6
I WISH!!!!!! psssst.....Georgette, get well soon. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 2, 2008 10:40:43 GMT -6
more like a persistent drip thats tough to shake off But more than three shakes, and you're playing with it. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 2, 2008 10:45:23 GMT -6
thats the rule I remember. but if youre good at it, you can get a 4th or 5th in during the retuck
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 2, 2008 10:49:57 GMT -6
"However much you squirm and dance,
That last drop always gets in your pants."
pssst.... had to get that one in before DT did.
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Post by wareagle on Apr 2, 2008 14:00:24 GMT -6
more like a persistent drip thats tough to shake off But more than three shakes, and you're playing with it. Rumor has it if you or someone else played with it long enough it might get hard as a stone. Then try pissing with a hard on. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 2, 2008 14:06:47 GMT -6
Marvelous little shut off valve, aint it?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 2, 2008 14:08:20 GMT -6
That's how the petcock was invented.
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Post by wareagle on Apr 2, 2008 14:43:23 GMT -6
That's how the petcock was invented. My cock has always been a good pet, or good when/after she pets it. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Apr 2, 2008 19:09:09 GMT -6
I certainly hope they keep you heavily drugged.
I had the misfortune to be standing next to a gentleman one time at a urinal when he happened to pass a kidney stone. To this day I am not quite sure if he knew one was coming in his immediate future or not.
He let out the most blood curdling howl. I think I jumped 10 feet and screamed too. I can only imagine what the people out in the lobby must have thought. Today you would probably think it is some kind of Larry Craig initiation scene.
The one thing that still amazes me is that I was able to not piss all over myself during this episode. This is funny, where were you? Did the stone passer-outer-guy need help or request it? |
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Post by nolaflacav on Apr 3, 2008 7:20:24 GMT -6
I certainly hope they keep you heavily drugged.
I had the misfortune to be standing next to a gentleman one time at a urinal when he happened to pass a kidney stone. To this day I am not quite sure if he knew one was coming in his immediate future or not.
He let out the most blood curdling howl. I think I jumped 10 feet and screamed too. I can only imagine what the people out in the lobby must have thought. Today you would probably think it is some kind of Larry Craig initiation scene.
The one thing that still amazes me is that I was able to not piss all over myself during this episode. This is funny, where were you? Did the stone passer-outer-guy need help or request it? This was at a movie theater and we were on our way out after the movie. After the guy hollered he just sort of slumped against the wall, leaning on his forearm. I looked over and quickly asked if there was anything I could do. However, I had already in my mind drawn the line at helping him zip up if he asked. He shrugged and said everything was OK and he just needed to catch his breath. I thought he was probably a pro at this kind of thing. I quickly exited and blended into the lobby crowd as I really did not want to be identified as one of the participants in some weird sodomy experiment. I waited for a couple of minutes and he can walking out and met up with his wife. I took that as my sign to quietly disappear and go have a couple of beers to try and calm down just a little. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 3, 2008 7:24:12 GMT -6
was this an 'adult' theater?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 3, 2008 8:38:56 GMT -6
And if so, was the other guy Pee Wee Herman?
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Post by Robin Hood on Apr 5, 2008 23:52:18 GMT -6
I actually was just in the hospital again for these damn things. I can almost set the calendar by them anymore, every 6 months off to the ER for drugs. I have sent them in to be analyzed they are calcium oxalate, I have pretty much given up all dairy products aside from a bowl of ice cream from time to to time, drink in excess of a gallon of water a day, and I STILL get the god damn things. The doc says I am just one of the lucky people whose body just makes them for no good reason. They have checked my bone density to make sure the calcium isn't leaching out of my bones, but other than making a 4-5mm stone every six months I am healthy as I could be. On a side note this last stone was the biggest yet, almost 6mm, I was actually admitted to the hospital and given that wonderful little button that delivers all that goodness directly to the bloodstream  This one took me 3 days to pass, if it hadn't cleared by Monday morning they were going in after it *yikes* NOT my idea of a good time, glad it managed to pass. |
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Post by Alice on Apr 11, 2008 13:13:19 GMT -6
After 10 days and the stone not moving despite drinking gallons of tea each day (I can't handle the water here), I had the ESWL done yesterday. Now I"m peaing gravel and feeling much better.
The ESWL is a shockwave treatment that polverizes the stone while still inside with no cutting. It sounds worse than it is. I do have a small bruise when the stone was located.
Georgette
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Apr 11, 2008 13:18:56 GMT -6
This ordeal -- plus the recent events -- gives a great sense of irony to your signature line.
Glad to hear you're feeling better.
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Post by wareagle on Apr 11, 2008 14:25:00 GMT -6
I was at a job fair earlier this week and one of my fellow vendors was just out of the emergency room due to his first kidney stone. He had a pocket full of medicine. He looked like hell and he said he felt like hell.
He told me not to be surprised if I saw him doubled over in pain because he had not passed the stone yet.
Georgette must be one tough lady if she went through that for 10 days. God Bless her.
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 11, 2008 14:26:28 GMT -6
Georgette
I'm pleased to hear that your ordeal is over and you're on the mend.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 11, 2008 17:41:38 GMT -6
After 10 days and the stone not moving despite drinking gallons of tea each day (I can't handle the water here), I had the ESWL done yesterday. Now I"m peaing gravel and feeling much better.
The ESWL is a shockwave treatment that polverizes the stone while still inside with no cutting. It sounds worse than it is. I do have a small bruise when the stone was located.
Georgette Georgette, thats exactly what I had done. The best part is peeing through the strainer to catch and collect the 'gravel' as you put it. Enjoy!! I remember it fondly. Glad to hear you are feeling better. Gordon |
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 11, 2008 17:50:12 GMT -6
The best part is peeing through the strainer to catch and collect the 'gravel' as you put it. Enjoy!! I remember it fondly Now that sounds like fun. Simon |
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Post by Alice on Apr 11, 2008 18:36:01 GMT -6
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Georgette, thats exactly what I had done. The best part is peeing through the strainer to catch and collect the 'gravel' as you put it. Enjoy!! I remember it fondly. Glad to hear you are feeling better.
Gordon[/quote]
At least you were better at the aiming. It's kind of hard to see if I have the strainer in the right spot.
Georgette
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Post by Alice on Apr 11, 2008 18:37:23 GMT -6
Georgette must be one tough lady if she went through that for 10 days. God Bless her. After having 5 kids, 4 without drugs.....this was easy. Georgette |
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This one took me 3 days to pass, if it hadn't cleared by Monday morning they were going in after it *yikes* NOT my idea of a good time, glad it managed to pass. 