check out fergie doing barracuda

[DT]

Zilla (who wonders why the guest poster is even bothering with us old fuddy duddies)

Zilla fuddy duddy? Not Zillalicious?


psssst..... I don't think so.

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

Someone's a slow reader . . .

[DT]

bukkakeboy said:

zillagrrl said:

Zilla (who thanks BB for looking on the bright side and helping me to see it)

Well, of course the dark side is that DT is too coked-up again to remember the password for one of his accounts.

-- The Fair & Balanced Bukkake

I wish!!!! With an ungodly amount of Cuban Nicotine and Jamaican Cannabis.
What's your choice of candy at hedo? You don't take anything that will make you see Jesus? Nawww, no doubt liquor is quicker for you and it doesn't stop at hedo.

[DT]

admin said:

At least he's stopped whining about me deliberately locking him out.

Point me in that direction and I'll point you in 1/2 dozen directions that says different.



pssssst..... Hey WTF happened to to smite button. Nothing like bitch slapping I mean smiting a WEASEL!!!

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dt said:

What's your choice of candy at hedo?

Not that I'd expect you to understand this, but some of don't need to be under the influence of anything to enjoy a good time.

dt said:

You don't take anything that will make you see Jesus?

So you saw Jesus and you're still this much of a mess? In that case, I'll stay an atheist, thanks ....

dt said:

Nawww, no doubt liquor is quicker for you and it doesn't stop at hedo.

But some of us have enough self - control to keep our vices from taking over our lives. Again, not a concept I imagine you're familiar with.

Get back to me in a month after you've had a chance to finish reading this. And don't forget to have extra ChapStick handy -- I expect your lips will get pretty chapped from having to read all of these words.

[Ardbeg... innit]

bukkakeboy said:

...

Get back to me in a month after you've had a chance to finish reading this. And don't forget to have extra ChapStick handy -- I expect your lips will get pretty chapped from having to read all of these words.

Beeb

Dont forget that Jake did offer an alternative medical procedure...

Link

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Serves me right for never reading the Joke forum.

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Edited to add:

The remedy in that post night not work for DT -- if he has to kiss a horse's ass to cure chapped lips, he'd have to use a mirror.

[DT]

Not that I'd expect you to understand this, but some of don't need to be under the influence of anything to enjoy a good time.

Not that I'd expect you to understand this, but I know that better than you.

Pssssst…..You need to put the cork in the jug bud and tell me who “some of don’t” is? I have assumed you meant some of us?

So you saw Jesus and you're still this much of a mess?

Never had the pleasure to meet Jesus sober or under the influence. I do believe we will meet in the future and looking forward to that anticipation.

I'll stay an atheist, thanks

“But there for the grace of God go I” (a direct result of putting the plug in the jug)



Pssssst…… No, Thank You!!!!

But some of us have enough self - control to keep our vices from taking over our lives.

Depends on what vices we are talking about. (if you think self-control works on all vices you are in for a RUDE AWAKENING)

Again, not a concept I imagine you're familiar with.

Spending the majority of your life on a computor says a lot about your concept of self-control.

Get back to me in a month after you've had a chance to finish reading this. And don't forget to have extra ChapStick handy -- I expect your lips will get pretty chapped from having to read all of these words.

Again, put the cork in the jug. One assumption a day is my limit.

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Ah, my favorite little bitch is back! OK, Sparky, let's take these one at a time so we can savor each syllable of yours ...

dt said:

Not that I'd expect you to understand this, but some of don't need to be under the influence of anything to enjoy a good time.

Not that I'd expect you to understand this, but I know that better than you.

And exactly how are you so sure you'd know this better than I would?

dt said:

Pssssst…..You need to put the cork in the jug bud and tell me who “some of don’t” is? I have assumed you meant some of us?

Thank you for correcting my typo, you are right about that. I imagine that I'd be much more alert if I did as much coke as you do, isn't that about right, Tony Montana?

dt said:

... (a direct result of putting the plug in the jug)

Is it "put the cork in the jug" or "put the plug in the jug"? You keep vacillating. FWIW, I like "plug in the jug", but only because it has a certain poetic flair to it. Which reminds me, Jethro -- Which one of the Beverly Hillbillies did you steal that line from?

dt said:

Depends on what vices we are talking about. (if you think self-control works on all vices you are in for a RUDE AWAKENING)

I can only take your word for it since you seem to be the self-admitted expert on vices. BTW, which one of the 12 steps are you up to? And on which one of your addictions?

dt said:

Spending the majority of your life on a computor says a lot about your concept of self-control.

Well, if you must know, *my* excuse is that it's what I do for a living -- I need a roof under which to store that jug y'know. Oh, and BTW, since you're being Grammar Cunt, the word is "computer" not "computor" -- or is that how they spell it in Butcher's Holler these days?

dt said:

Again, put the cork in the jug.

There you go with that phrase again. You sure do use it quite a bit. Is that because you're not clever enough to think of something else or is it just that you want to impress us with how much you learned at your Daddy's knee when shooting at revenuers down by the moonshine still?

dt said:

One assumption a day is my limit.

And that may be the ONLY thing in your pitiful existence on which you have a limit.

Let me know when you need a tutorial on how to use the quote button thingie.

Enjoy your booger sugar tonight, sweetheart.

[DT]

Is it "put the cork in the jug" or "put the plug in the jug"? You keep vacillating. FWIW, I like "plug in the jug", but only because it has a certain poetic flair to it. Which reminds me, Jethro -- Which one of the Beverly Hillbillies did you steal that line from?

Is this the best you got? A play on words?

Pssst....Your PUSSY is showing on this one.

And exactly how are you so sure you'd know this better than I would?

By your conception of what self control is.

I can only take your word for it since you seem to be the self-admitted expert on vices.

I am an expert on my own vices. Nothing more, nothing less.

BTW, which one of the 12 steps are you up to? And on which one of your addictions?

Now you’re getting personal.

I really don’t think you can educate an intelligent fucktard. But, WTF, I could be wrong.

First off, if you are a hedonist you can take it to the bank you have VICES!!!! Vices are very pleasurable yet very cunning, baffling and powerful and will turn into addiction when abused. If your vice turns into an addiction. You lost any control you had or thought you had or still think you have on that vice. You will never get that control back. The only hope you have is abstention. Abstaining will arrest addictions. And in time, will put your physical, mental and spiritual well being back in check, providing the addiction didn’t kill you first.

My vices that turned to addictions have been arrested, (alcohol in Nov.1982, nicotine May,2005) providing I don’t become an intelligent FUCKTARD and think I could control them.

psssst....I enjoy the fuck out of the vices I have control over. BTW, I see you throwing out tools that are great for arresting any addiction. (12 steps) are those tools you have tried to use on your addictions but failed?

Well, if you must know, *my* excuse is that it's what I do for a living -- I need a roof under which to store that jug y'know.

My Bad!!!! I thought you worked at the gay bath house licking assholes.

Psssst….Thanks for the info. I finish here I need to go edit the post to say your whole intelligent fucktard life.

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Ah, DT is back! After such a long wait, I was so afraid we had been abandoned. Hmmm, where to start ...

dt said:

Pssst....Your PUSSY is showing on this one.

And yours is starting to stink. Time to douche, babydoll.

dt said:

Now you’re getting personal.

Fuckin'-A, DeTox.

dt said:

I really don’t think you can educate an intelligent fucktard. But, WTF, I could be wrong.

Well, I suppose you can't educate an unintelligent fucktard either -- you've certainly gone out of your way to prove THAT.

dt said:

First off ...

Uh-oh. My ADD is setting in. I'm bailing on this one.

dt said:

My vices that turned to addictions have been arrested, (alcohol in Nov.1982, nicotine May,2005) providing I don’t become an intelligent FUCKTARD and think I could control them.

DT has obviously changed this from a post to a blog.

dt said:

BTW, I see you throwing out tools that are great for arresting any addiction. (12 steps) are those tools you have tried to use on your addictions but failed?

Nope. Never needed to. Not everyone stumbles as badly in life as you have, DeliriumTremens.

dt said:

My Bad!!!! I thought you worked at the gay bath house licking assholes.

No, I decided not to follow in your father's footsteps (or tongue prints, in this case).

dt said:

Psssst….Thanks for the info. I finish here I need to go edit the post to say your whole intelligent fucktard life.

There you go trying to imply that I'm intelligent. You better knock that off, sweetheart, or folks will start to think you're flirting with me. Again. Or still. Not sure which, at this point.