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Post by Harrybutt on Aug 9, 2005 3:57:14 GMT -6
My God. I come here to find you people praising prune juice...what next? Ya'll going to compare dentures?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 9, 2005 5:27:24 GMT -6
Mix the prune juice with vodka.. the result is close enough to Hedo wine for what you want! Been sampling there Gordon? Joe. Just been living life on the wild side... as best I can at my age Welcome Scott, search the corners of the board, there is prbably some jerk chicken laying around here somewhere! Gordon
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Post by Christinko on Aug 9, 2005 7:34:50 GMT -6
and toe sucking....please dear god, don't forget the toe sucking.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 9, 2005 8:04:53 GMT -6
Of course Chris!! In the 'darker corners' of the board!! ;D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2005 8:11:11 GMT -6
And poo.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 9, 2005 12:21:37 GMT -6
..what next? Ya'll going to compare dentures? What kind of dentures cleaner do you use? ;D Joe
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Post by WSSkier on Aug 9, 2005 12:31:15 GMT -6
Think I'd prefer to stay somewhat clear of those "dark corners" that seem to be filled with prune juice, probably a few toe jambs, lots-o-poo, and some molding jerk chicken. However, if somebody would like to point me to the corner where the vodka's at, I might be willing to take a look. ;D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2005 13:25:09 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Jake's got the key to the liquor cabinet and he's not sharing.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 9, 2005 16:40:24 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Jake's got the key to the liquor cabinet and he's not sharing. Yeah, but he said he is buying at hedo in December. Maybe I better bring some prune juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2005 18:11:29 GMT -6
Yeah, but he said he is buying at head in December. I'll leave it up to you folks in the W4 Crew to make up your own jokes for this one.
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 9, 2005 18:21:29 GMT -6
We're not as clever as you. I'm sure your jokes would be so much funnier.
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Post by Dan on Aug 9, 2005 21:11:19 GMT -6
OMG....here we go again! I had no idea that membership to this board included getting HEAD at HII. What a deal! Course - Patty's kinda nervous now - wondering if her "toe-sucking" is included too! Can't be preferential now - can we!!! And Poo? Saw the Recipe thread - still not quiet over that one. Rather disturbing - think I'll take another Zoloft and chase the butterfies! They really DO have a language all their own ya know. Just have to have REAL good hearing to hear them. You DO know the Zoloft ball - he's really the WalMart yellow Zorro ball after being on Zoloft for a month - went from slashing prices to chasing butterflies through the fields - doesn't really give a sh*t anymore! just chases insects for entertainment! Dan <---------- looking for a butterfly!
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Post by Dan on Aug 9, 2005 21:13:51 GMT -6
BTW - my dentures are permanent - no FAKES here! Bolted in - glued in and locked down!
Nails never tasted so good!
D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2005 21:29:55 GMT -6
Dan -
Thank you for saving me from a bad case of carpel tunnel syndrome.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 9, 2005 21:33:34 GMT -6
Yeah, but he said he is buying at hedo in December. Joe.[/quote] Sorry there the correct quote: Please read. Joe.
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 12, 2005 5:23:53 GMT -6
Joe, why do your quote always end up OUTSIDE the box?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 12, 2005 5:42:50 GMT -6
Joe IS a kinda outside the box guy ;D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 8:21:27 GMT -6
I blame it on the wine.
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Post by Cherbunny on Aug 12, 2005 9:30:45 GMT -6
I hate to bring this thread back on topic. The drift about toe-sucking, getting head at Hedo, poo, and wine is much better than what I have to say.
So.....it looks like there is a glitch in the member counter for this board.
It seems everyone's "fav" poster has read and figured out how to delete herself from our midst. She got rid of 2 out of 3 ID's. I guess she was bombed when she signed up for the other one and can't remember her password.
Anyway, point is...that should make the membership here back to 100, not 102.
I guess it will be a boring Monday morning here at the TNMC.
NOT!
Hugs~ Cher
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 12, 2005 9:48:14 GMT -6
Monday? You scared me for a minute there, Cher. But I checked my calendar, and yes, it IS Friday here in Chicago.
Anyway, you are correct, the member count does not decrease when someone becomes dearly departed. And what's more, those two identies that were recently expunged are not the only ones over the months to shuffle off to oblivion, so our true count is even less than 100. Oh well, the software isn't bulletproof, but we can live with it.....Jake
..... a few minutes later......
Ah ha! I went to the members list and counted them by hand. I came up with 90 members. Then, I checked the admin tools, and found a button labeled "recount members" which I proceeded to click. Lo and behold, our member count now reads 90. Guess we get to go through our 100th member celebration all over again, someday. Sorry, Scott.
In the meantime, we are mighty close to 1000 topics (threads)! We can start watching that one......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 12, 2005 10:07:37 GMT -6
Hey, lets not take anything away from Scot.. he was just our FIRST 100th member... any excuse for a party!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 10:08:16 GMT -6
In the meantime, we are mighty close to 1000 topics (threads)! We can start watching that one...... I'm pooping as fast as I can, dammit!
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Post by Christinko on Aug 12, 2005 10:19:44 GMT -6
I don't want volume....I just want quality (and any of you may apply this pithy commentary to any of the above posts).
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 10:28:49 GMT -6
Anyway, you are correct, the member count does not decrease when someone becomes dearly departed. IOW, dis-membered.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 10:30:09 GMT -6
So, size doesn't matter, eh? Gee, how many times have I heard THAT one before ... ?
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Post by Cherbunny on Aug 12, 2005 11:09:14 GMT -6
So, size doesn't matter, eh? Gee, how many times have I heard THAT one before ... ? BB~ Are you telling us ladies that you're hung like a squirrel?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 11:13:07 GMT -6
And with fewer nuts.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 12, 2005 11:14:53 GMT -6
No, he's saying that he is hung like a bull mouse.......Jake
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 12, 2005 11:17:11 GMT -6
So, size doesn't matter, eh? Gee, how many times have I heard THAT one before ... ? BB~ Are you telling us ladies that you're hung like a squirrel? Maybe like THIS squirrel:
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 11:19:41 GMT -6
Now there's a squirrel worthy of being called Rocky. Although, I'd imagine those things might weigh him down enough to keep from flying ...
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