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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 15, 2009 16:20:43 GMT -6
Well, since we don't want any little idiots running around, I'm getting neutered tomorrow and the vet said no golf or sex for one week. I'm not sure what to do with my putter!! DAMN!!
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Post by DT on Jun 15, 2009 16:43:52 GMT -6
A week with out a hole in one? psssst.... Sheesh, trees don't even live that long.
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Post by nolaflacav on Jun 15, 2009 17:53:19 GMT -6
Well, since we don't want any little idiots running around, I'm getting neutered tomorrow and the vet said no golf or sex for one week. I'm not sure what to do with my putter!! DAMN!! We just had our 2 year old pit tutored on Friday. Day 3 of recovery and he is showing no signs of any interest in either golf or sex.
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Post by DT on Jun 15, 2009 18:01:17 GMT -6
Chastity Bono will be looking for spare parts. Youse guys might want to make her an offer.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 15, 2009 19:44:29 GMT -6
Don't forget to wear your tux to the operation, Bobber. If youse gonna be impotent, youse gots ta look impotent!!!
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 15, 2009 20:03:09 GMT -6
Don't forget to wear your tux to the operation, Bobber. If youse gonna be impotent, youse gots ta look impotent!!! I was seriously considering wearing at least the shirt and tie!! ;D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 15, 2009 22:08:59 GMT -6
It's too bad LOU didn't live to see this.
Come to think of it, it's too bad Dr. Bob didn't live to see this, either. I may finally get to use those epitaphs I've been saving up all these years after all.
-- BB (who expects that Mrs. Dr. Bob will wind up selling her late husband's apparatus on eBay)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 16, 2009 0:48:13 GMT -6
You are freezing several salvos of Bob-Bombs, aren't you? Just in case conditions ch-ch-change and you feel the need to spawn a few Hell-demons?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 16, 2009 4:50:41 GMT -6
I think this doctors office visit is a ruse. The bicycle seat has already done the job.
Edited: BTW- Is this court ordered, and what is the distance listed in the restraining order?
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 16, 2009 9:55:22 GMT -6
I think this doctors office visit is a ruse. The bicycle seat has already done the job. Edited: BTW- Is this court ordered, and what is the distance listed in the restraining order? Leaving soon for the doctor's office and I was thinking of riding my bike without the bike shorts. That always causes numb-nuts and should help with the procedure!! The boys are nervous as hell and figure something is up. I haven't worn jock-style briefs for years!! (doctor's orders for the procedure!)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 16, 2009 10:01:42 GMT -6
Riding your bike HOME would be the problem, I imagine.
Good luck!
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 16, 2009 11:48:39 GMT -6
Snip, snip, Bob it over quickly.
Joe
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Post by Christinko on Jun 16, 2009 12:01:28 GMT -6
Hey ya, Bob! Good for you...tough choice to make. I know lots of guys who have backed out, but even more who have done it. They are ALL pleased. Hope the equipment is back in working order asap. You rock!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 16, 2009 12:06:00 GMT -6
Mountain oysters on the menu for dinner tonight
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Post by Christinko on Jun 16, 2009 12:06:40 GMT -6
Can Bob provide his own cream sauce?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 16, 2009 12:09:42 GMT -6
Dont know about that, but I do know that when Ive offered to show my scar to women in the mall, theyve been less than enthusiastic at my offer. So much for it being "sexy"
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 16, 2009 12:15:40 GMT -6
Ive offered to show my scar to women in the mall, You keep doing that and you may be showing your scare to Bubba in jail. ;D ;D Joe
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 16, 2009 14:38:14 GMT -6
It just goes to show that there's a vas deferens between men and women.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 16, 2009 16:55:51 GMT -6
That was a good one!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 16, 2009 17:49:19 GMT -6
Ureth'a to please
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 16, 2009 17:53:24 GMT -6
I have to admit its arguably his most seminal work.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 16, 2009 20:36:28 GMT -6
Me and the boys survived!! It really wasn't all that bad. Worst part was trying to explain the shrinkage from the room being so damn cold!! Came home and iced the boys down for a bit and took it easy. Took a couple of motrin and now feel fine. The best part was talking about a medical malpractice case I know of where the urologist was sued by this guys wife after she got pregnant after his vasectomy. Turns out, it wasn't her husbands kid!! My doctor told me that has happened to him twice. Not getting sued, but having pregnancies happen after the surgery from the wife fooling around. He said one time both the wife and husband were in his office, trying to figure out how she got pregnant. My doctor told the fellow follow-up sperm analysis had reveal none of the buggers and their was no way he could have gotten her pregnant. He said after thinking a bit, suddenly this light went off and the husband turned to his wife with this look that could kill and she bolted from the office with her husband screaming at her. Neither ever returned!! No sex for a week at least. DAMN!!
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Post by DT on Jun 16, 2009 22:39:47 GMT -6
Me and the boys survived!! It really wasn't all that bad. With all the trauma them boys went through, a good doc (Dr Chong) would have had them on pharmaceutical marijuana. LMAO.... Dat's funny!!!!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 17, 2009 4:44:39 GMT -6
Glad to hear that all went well Bob. Its been about 20 years since I had mine, and I really dont recall any negatives.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 17, 2009 10:21:24 GMT -6
So Bob....we need a report...is it like Edgar Allen Poe's the Pit and the Frenulum? (courtesy of Wayne since I suck a puns....or did I just make one by accident?)
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2009 11:01:11 GMT -6
Glad to hear that all went well Bob. Its been about 20 years since I had mine, and I really dont recall any negatives. The only thing that happened to me was about a week after, I jumped off a tractor and when I hit the ground things moved. That fucking hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad everything went good Bob. Joe PS. Don't try to blame the shrinkage on the cold ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 17, 2009 11:04:32 GMT -6
Glad to hear that all went well Bob. Its been about 20 years since I had mine, and I really dont recall any negatives. The only thing that happened to me was about a week after, I jumped off a tractor and when I hit the ground things moved. That fucking hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Glad everything went good Bob. Joe PS. Don't try to blame the shrinkage on the cold ;D ;D ;D ;D You probably shouldn't have been having sex with a tractor that soon after the operation.........Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2009 11:21:36 GMT -6
As much time as I spend on one of those things, you would think I was having sex with it.
Joe
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 17, 2009 11:50:10 GMT -6
If things dont move, youre not doing it right
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 18, 2009 20:43:46 GMT -6
Damn!!
I have a REAL set of blue balls!! (more like purple . . . but what the heck!)
............Bob
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